D: Okay, so today... what do you guys want to do?(owo)
H: Do you have… J: I wanna die. S: WEED!
J: I want the sweet release of death =A=.(mood)
D: Today, we're gonna be playing, can you guess the pattern? (oop- ok)
D: Basically,
D: I'm going to say something and then there will be an answer(Okay, Sherlock) and you have to figure out why the
D: question gives a certain answer. You guys ready? :D (no)
J: Question. H: Yes. J: Can I still stab Dan? UwU D: No. J: Okay.
D: Okay, if Sassy Susie is walking down the street, then she is safe.(Poor sally)
J: Okay. D: If Sassy Susie is walking down the house, she is not safe.(die peasant)
J: Well, that one's easy then. D: What would make Sassy Susie safe? S: Alliteration :D. J: There we go.
D: Nope, wrong. H: Sassy Susie walks down...the swimming pool...(Walk in the pool? fun)
H: Apparently, I don't know why I said that. S: [cute laugh]
D: Okay, so if Sassy Susie walked down the swimming pool,
D: She would be safe. J: A sweet store. D: She would also be safe. J: Okay.
S: Well, yeah, I think what else is there for me to say? (something Stabby)
D: So what's the pattern? S: Everything begins with S.(True tho)
D: nEiAH Wrong.
H: No! J and S: Wot!? S: What’s the pattern, Dan?>:C
D: I’m not gonna- keep guessing!
S: Wait a sec! If she walks on a field… J and H: She's not safe.
S: Ah, now you're making me think at 75% attention.
[Everyone Being cute]
D: Is this Mob Psycho? H: This is only my 70% power! [more talking drowned out by adorable laughter]
D: If Sassy Susie walks down the house, she's not safe. S: Down the house? -Plummets down side of building-
S: Who walks down a house? H: Apparently…
H: Sassy Susan does. Was it Susan? D: Susan- Who’s Susan? (Gosh darnit susan!)
[cuteness laughing uwu]
S: Who cares? Oh my god. The name doesn’t matter. I can call her Sue for all I care.(Lol she gon' SUE YOU)
J: If the Scumbag Sue (D: Scumbag Sue…) walks down to the sec- uh- second hand shop, is she safe?(yikes scoobs)
H: No, because this is a different person so(lmao)
[rest of sentence drowned out by Stephen being cute] H: therefore we have n-?
J: And it's not alliteration. D: It's not. H: It's not?
D: If Sassy Susie walks down the Sun, she's not safe.
J: Yeah, (H: Why?) it’s something like 3,000 degrees Celsius out there?
[Daniels oof laughing] D: No, I mean- [more cute laughter]
D: I mean like, yeah, if Sassy Susie walks down the Sun.
S: Walks down supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
S: Is she safe? D: I have no clue. (She is.)
S: Okay. Okay. So then it has to do with an S and a certain number of letters in the name,
S: I think. H: Oh no; if it's even, you're safe. If it's odd, it's not safe. D: Try it out.
J: What's another place that starts with freaking S? H: Sri Lanka? S: Walks down Sri Lanka.
H: I don't know how to spell Sri Lanka [chuckles]
S: If Sally Susie can suck my Sri Lanka then is she safe?
J: If Sassy Susie walks down Summer Lane, is she safe? D: Yeah, she's safe. S: ‘Cause it's 10.
S: Yeah, (J: Summer Lane.) it is what we're saying.
D: So what's the answer? J: If it's even number of letters and starts with S it’s safe.
J: If she walks down by a pool, is she safe?
D: Yeah, she's safe. J: Oh, so it's just even number letters. (H: Oh.) D: That's right, ding ding ding!
H: So it wasn't even S, it just misdirected us.
H: Completely in a different way. (J: It's just even letter numbers.) Alright.
D: Let's see if you guys are smart enough to figure out the next one. I want to make a delicious soup.
D: So I need (S: A human.) a human to cook it.
[laughter]
S: Okay fine! D: A tree, and the grandma next door. Now that will make a good soup.
D: But if I want to make a good soup, having a book, a chair, and this cup would make a terrible soup.
D: How would you make a good soup?
S: So what makes a good soup? Human, tree, grandma, good.
D: Human, tree, grandma will be not good.
S: I thought you said it was good! D: That would be a terrible soup!
S: Wait what? You said?
D: Nah, that would be an awful soup.
S: You said a human to cook it, tree, and a grandma to cook it.
D: Nah, nah. That-that sounds like a terrible soup, Stephen. J: Okay, Dan, repeat what you said.
D: So if I wanted to make a delicious soup,
D: I would put this house, this 50% liquor, and the heart of my enemies.>:D
D: Now THAT would make a delicious soup. J: It would.
D: BUT if I were to put a pen, a book, and a laptop in the soup,
D: Now, that would just taste awful. :c J: You said house was also good, right?
D: I don't know what I said. (H: Yeah, house is good.) All I know is that I said the sentence.
J: Oh my god. D: You guys try it out.
J: If I want to make good soup, I would like to put in a brick.
D: That's it? J: Yes. D: No, that'd be an awful soup.
S: Uh, so I would put in a brick, like what Jay said, a cat,
S: And a ball. (D: and a ba?) And (J and H: a ball) a ball, like a bouncy ball.
D: Nah, dude, what are you talking about? That sounds like an awful soup. S: Okay.
D: Now what would make a REALLY good soup-
J: If I want to make a delicious soup,
J: I would like to put red brick, a voodoo doll, um...
J: Unicorn dust, those three. D: Those three? No, that would be an awful soup.
D: Just the worst soup I've ever heard [of] in my life. J: No...
D: Now what would make a really good soup is unicorn dust, a t-shirt, and...
D: The face of Jay. Now, that would make a great soup.
S: Okay. So first off, I got the last one.
S: It seems to be some body part of a human. H: But what about a mic?
S: I don't know. It seems like that's what's happening. D: Try- try it out, Stephen.
S: If I put a cat and a human hand into a soup, would it be good? D: No, sounds awful.
S: You're awful. D: Find the pattern and it has- it has less to do with the actual words,
D: but more to do with what I say. S: Wow.
S: Okay, now it's really hard because I never listen to what you say, Daniel.
[Dan chuckling]
J: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (D: Thanks, Stephen.)
J: Dog, ball, and a mic is good. Dog, ball- D: Dog, ball, and the mic would be amazing.
But ball, dog, mic, sounds terrible.
S: Oh so… [Hosuh humming in the background as Daniel laughs]
D: This is the biggest hint. Biggest hint!
D: Okay? (J: Okay.) If I wanted a BAD soup, I would have President Trump, President Obama, and
President Lincoln. And that would be an awful soup.
(S: Oh) D: (Nearly laughing) If I wanted a good soup, I would put president Trump, President Obama, AND THE President Lincoln.
J: Is it just literally the? D: Try your sentences out.
H: If I wanted a good soup, I'll put the cat, the dog, and the human body part.
D: That would make a fantastic soup. H: man...
J: It’s- I think it's literally at the end where you have to say "and the" to finish it off.
D: Try it out. J: Well, if I wanted to make a good soup,
J: I would want Dan's brain, Dan's heart, and the plaque that’s in Dan’s room.
D: Man, that just sounds like a fantastic soup.
H: Yeah, it is. (S: Mkay.) D: To eat. (soft chuckle)
D: Congratulations, he got it. So the whole thing is you have to put "and the”.
J: You know what? Okay, when you're done, I have a small game with you.
D: No, this- listen- H: Is- Is it called hide and seek?
H: And you're supposed to chase Dan?
[laughing]
J: Don't worry.
D: Okay, last question. The animator walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked down the street. (H: Oh, no.)
S: How many walks was that? D: Is she home? J: She's home. D: Yeah, she's home.
J: I think I know this one.
D: The animator walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked down the street. (H: I don't want to do this.)
S: She's not home. D: She is not home. You're right.
S: No. Wow, that was so- that was so hard Daniel.
H: I think there's a catch. D: The animator walked down the street. Is she home?
S: Yes. D: Yes, she is home.
S: Odd number of walks. D: The animator walked walked walked down the street.
S: Yes, she's home. D: Nope.
D: She's not home. S: Why not, it works right there. [Daniel laughing evilly]
D: It's not as easy as you thought, you dumb motherfudger.
S: Yeah, Daniel, put that in the video.
[Stephen and Daniel laugh]
S: Hosuh, you had an idea? I thought? H: I...
H: I don't want to count this. Oh man, why, why do you do this Daniel?
D: If the animator walked, walked down the street,
D: Is she safe? J: Ah...
H: No, she's not. J: She is safe. No, she is safe.
D: She is safe.
J: What [if] the animator walks,
J: walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks
J: Walks walks (S: I think Jay’s mic is broken.) walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks [inhale]
J: down the street. S: No one kept track of that, Jay.
J: Is she safe? D: She is home. Yes, she's home.
J: There we go. H: Yeah.
J: Okay, what if- what about if [the] animator waa----alks,
J: What about then? D: No, she's not home. H: Okay?
J: Should we release the answer before Stephen actually gets knives.
D: Stephen. Where'd you go? He left the room.
D: Stephen?
H: Man, I hate this game. Daniel, why do you do this to us.
D: Did you figure it out Hosuh? H: I don't think so.
J: The animator walks walks walks down the street. Is she safe. D: She's safe.
H: AaAaAa [thud] D: Stephen, pay attention. S: I’m so confused, okay.
J: Okay fine. If the animator walks down the street, is she safely home?
S: [unintelligible] isn't safe.
J: If the animator walks home, do you know what happened to her? S: She’s...
H: She's home. S: Not safe.
J: She is not safe. If the animator walks home, is she safely home then? S: Yes.
J: She is safe. Yes. [Dan laughing in the background]
D: I love this so much. S: You're adding extra words when she's safe.
D: You're getting there, you're getting there. (J: Uh, kind of.)
S: Okay. How about if Daniel walks home? Is he safe after this game? D: By- By my rules, yes. But, uh...
D: But do you know the answer? Hosuh’s still there.
H: Yeah, I hate this game… (J: Hosuh’s just racking his brain.)
H: You know what this game reminds me of? D'you know?
S: Torture! H: Yes, that, yes! [laughter]
J: Is that why I like it so much?
H: It reminds me of playing The Impossible Game. S: Oh, I hate that game. (The Impossible QUIZ)
H: I know right? Why would anyone- unless you're a masochist?
H: Why would anyone want to go there? And- J: Because it challenges your mind.
H: Ah- No! (J: It is thrilling. It turns me on.) Ugh…
D: Do you know the answer H: Goddamn it. I don’t-
H: I hate this.
D: I'm sorry. All right, Jay, the only smart person in this room. What is the answer?
J: You literally have to ask "is she safely home?".
D: Yeah, you have to ask the question at the end of the sentence.
J: If you ask any other questions it is null and void.
H: Mm-hmm. D: Yay. That was the answer. Whoo~
J: Yayyy
S: Sit in stunned silence for a little bit while we protest this indignation, Hosuh. H: Yeah.
J: Yeah, I got- I got a better pattern question. D: No.
D: The recordings been too long. Sit down, Jay. Stephen, [unintelligible]
D: Hosuh, stop crying. Okay. We are gonna end the recording here.
D: Thank you everybody so much for watching, bye-bye. H: Why?
J: All right. We have two broken souls. Dan. You're an asshole.
S: More like murderous soul. Wanna see how many knives I can stick in Daniel?
[laughter] S: Hnnng, ONE!
IF I STAB 26 KNIVES- IS HE SAFE?! IS HE?!
[more laughter]
Whoever’s- Whoever is drawing this, can you just draw me flat on the ground, like a slime?