- [Brian] Today a bunch of the largest reptile YouTubers
are putting me to the challenge.
- Brian Barczyk!
Dingo here and mate here is your challenge.
It's to hold a 21-foot Reticulated Python
and a 14-foot Green Anaconda at the same time!
Now you'll know better than anyone
it's not just body strength you're gonna need.
You're gonna need to know how these animals
are moving and what you can do
to particularly keep the Reticulated Python
on you and not moving off.
So I hope you do well with this challenge my man.
I'm absolutely bust look at me.
This is as tough as my mother in law's chicken.
- So Ivy here is definitely looking big.
She's obviously gravid. It's gonna be a challenge
and I think I'm gonna need some help on this one.
Guys I'm gonna need your help!
- Brian your back's gonna break.
- Yeah. (comedy flatulence)
Oh!
- Mountain dew (laughs)
- Why does it stink so much?
- I really wish I could show you something.
- This is gonna be tough.
Oh she's peeing on me!
Oh all over me!
So now I got pee all over me.
That's great!
Oh my God she's so heavy.
All right let's get the other python up.
- [Noah] Deep breath.
Deep breath. - It's like Dingo said;
"You gotta kind read the snake as well
so that you can read the body language
of what she's doing oh my gosh!
- [Noah] What's the safe word?
Do we have a safe word? - Oh my gosh.
This so heavy guys I can't oh my gosh!
I think my back is compressing.
I think I'm done. - Breathe!
- I think I'm done. - Done!
- Now here take that take that take that.
- Okay you're fine I got- I'm okay without Ivy.
That extra 60 pounds with Sunrise
was absolutely incredible.
I've got Anaconda pee all over me
but Dingo I think I did your challenge.
Oh my goodness gracious.
These girls are heavy.
I'm putting Ivy back.
- [Man] You're just an adult.
(retching) - Oh gosh!
If you guys could smell this it's-
(Noah laughing)
- That was so bad!
- So gnarly!
- Dingo I love you man
but dude I'm gonna smell like this for the next two days.
- (coughs) It's pretty bad.
- Thanks a lot. - It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
- Got the bleach right?
Don't use hand sanitizer it doesn't work.
You found that out last time.
- I could literally feel my back compressing.
On to the next.
- Alright guys we're sending Brian a dinosaur mask
and the challenge is this;
I want you to interact with animals that you feel
that you have a relationship with
That know you by sight.
That are social.
And I want see what happens when you put this on your face
and you represent yourself but as a dinosaur.
I wanna see what your animals do.
I believe these animals being so smart
they're actually gonna look at that dinosaur not as you.
And they're gonna realize this might be a monster
and they're not gonna trust you.
- And Kevin and Donny literally sent me this mask.
I am definitely interested
how this is gonna-
in how this is gonna actually go.
(laughing)
Let's give this a try.
- What the (laughs)
- Well the first thing I'm gonna try is Elvis.
You can see me and Elvis have an incredible relationship.
He is an absolutely amazing animal
and he knows me really well.
So obviously even when he comes out
he'll often times crawl up to me.
So we'll let him come out here
and just interact with him a little bit like normal.
Then we'll try the mask.
And as you can see he is an unbelievably beautiful animal.
Now I know that they're very visual as well.
He sees everything and thinks about everything.
So it's gonna be really interesting to see
how he's gonna react when I put this on.
(dramatic music)
Elvis come here buddy!
What do you think bud?
I think he keeps trying to run away.
I don't think he likes it!
I think he thinks like;
"Hey that looks like a something that might eat me"
Elvis!
So far he didn't seem to really like it
but at the same time he doesn't seem
to be that bothered by it.
What's going on buddy?
Do you care that I'm doing this?
(comedy slashing) Ah!
He's got the mask!
- [Noah] Oh no! - He's got the mask.
He's got the mask! - [Noah] Help!
- He's got the mask (laughs).
(people laughing)
So yeah I don't think Elvis likes this mask very much!
Okay buddy you can let go.
Let go. (snap)
(sighing) Oh my gosh that was crazy!
- Ah what's up Brian?
You know what? Here's what I want to do.
I want you to go find a total stranger
walk up to them and start teaching them
about Aldabra tortoises.
Here's Nostradamus.
I know you've got an Aldabra.
Spread the word.
Let people know how awesome these guys are
but it's gotta be a rando all right?
See you later! - Okay then I like this idea.
I love introducing people to this amazing animal here.
We actually have a place right across the street
that looks like there's a bunch of people there.
What do you say we head over there
and see if we can find somebody?
- That's illegal!
- Jay walker! - Jay walker!
- [Cameraman] Jay walker!
- Shame!
- [Cameraman] Shame!
- Shame him!
- [Cameraman] Shame!
- Excuse me would you like to meet my turtle next door?
- Why the (beep) would I wanna see your turtle?
- Hey would you like to come over and see my big tortoise?
- No. - Harder than I thought.
- Ah I tore a hammy!
- Would you like to see my giant tortoise next door?
- No! - Bill Sally!
Do you have anyone over here
that wants to see my giant tortoise?
- No! No! Sorry. - No way no!.
- Can't find anybody. (roaring)
- I challenge you!
I challenge you Brian Barczyk, Noah Barczyk
and the guy with the squinty eyes
who always looks sleepy in the Reptarium.
I challenge all three of you to the ultimate challenge.
You have to stand still like a tree
for no less than an hour with 25 to 30 plus
snappy Amazon Tree Boas
draped all over every single limb of your body.
All over your neck and your head.
The snappiest ones in town
straight from the Amazon tree branches!
And whoever gets to hold these snakes the longest
without tapping out from being little babies
they get to run the Reptarium for a whole month.
So Brian Barczyk;
if you wanna keep your kingdom
you better take a few bites.
Noah Barczyk I'm looking forward to seeing
how long you last.
And Squinty Eyes?
I just like that guy he's cool.
- Chandler you're an absolute wild man!
The problem is is that I don't have
a bunch of Amazon Tree Boas.
But I do have one named Lucky so I have an idea
how we can do this challenge and make it fun.
- I'm not doing it.
- So here's the deal we've got the three of us;
what we're gonna do is all of us
are gonna put our hands out like this
and we're all gonna hold Lucky.
- [Noah] Okay. - The last person to leave
is the winner of the challenge.
- But wait what? - Come on!
- What do we win?
- They get to run the Reptarium for a whole month.
- Chandler I'm coming for you.
I don't know you you don't know me but I'm coming for you.
- He called you Squinty Eye.
- Wow. (Noah laughing)
- [Noah] I see it though I see it though.
- Just because I laugh okay?
(Noah laughing) - One hand in hand in!
- Hey this isn't fair!
- Okay you gotta be touching it.
- Okay I'm touching it.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- [Brian] Listen! - Wait wait wait!
- Right put your hand on.
- Dad this isn't fair it's-
- Put your hand on!
- This is not fair!
(Noah screams)
- Hand on the snake!
- No not my hand!.
- Not your hand on his hand.
- Let me go this way!
- You gotta touch the snake. - Right last person-
- Stop tickling it!
(screaming)
I give up I give up! - Noah's out!
- Noah's out Noah's out!
- Screw you Mr Brian you're gonna lose!
(whistling)
Oh he's gonna bite you.
(dramatic music intensifies)
Like you- oh!
- Oh ho! The winner that's right!
Take that Chandler!
You listen I'm not afraid of Lucky.
Look at this little monkey.
He's actually me and him have a great relationship together.
I love you Lucky.
I'll even kiss him on the head.
(smooches)
- That wasn't his head! (Noah laughing)
Squinty Eyes lost Chandler!
Oh God it's tight!
(upbeat music)
Tobasco typically likes me.
This thing is ridiculous.
(screams)
He's also kinda territorial.
So like, let's say-
Tobasco!
Ooh ooh!
I just want to say hi!
It's me!
Your bestie!
Lets grab a stool.
(upbeat music)
(placing the steps on the floor)
Tobasco come here boogaboo!
Oh! (laughing)
That did not work how I wanted it to.
Come here buddy!
Ah yep!
He didn't like that very much.
- Smells like your dad gum gym locker in there.
Jesus Mary and Joseph (laughs).
Jesus why is it wet in here?
- I sweat a lot dude.
- Ooga booga woogie!
Kinda what I like.
What's going on big guy?
Coming in hot.
(roaring)
Funny thing is he's actually- you can see
he's looking at me dead in the eye.
I don't really think he actually cares
about this thing at all.
He's just more or less just like;
What? What is this?
This is not you feeding me (laughs).
I'm not impressed with this.
- Would you mind coming over and seeing my tortoise?
- [Man] That's a doll Noah. - Oh!
(swish) - Would you like to meet
my tortoise next door?
- Sure. - Do you wanna go over
and actually meet it?
- Yeah. - Do you really?
- Yeah - Oh let's do it then!
So when you're done why don't you come over
to the Reptarium it's right across the street
and you guys can meet my turtle.
- Across the street like that.
- Yeah yeah I appreciate you!
Thank you so much that's awesome.
Awesome we found somebody!
- It's nifty to be 50.
You know what?
This is $1.99
I bet I can get 10 bucks for it.
- On to the next bit.
- What's up Brian?
For my challenge I want you to go to
a venomous snake's cage without a snake hook!
Like so!
Grab him like this.
And kiss him on the head.
(smooches)
Just like that okay?
That's my challenge for you.
(upbeat electronic music)
(everyone laughs)
- Tyler you are a mad man!
Crazy!
Bruce does have a Cobra
but I don't think that I'm up for this challenge.
With that being said there was a time in Indonesia;
(mystical orchestral music)
So it's not exactly a Cobra but it is a False Water Cobra.
So (smooches).
And listen I've already kissed a King Cobra
so it's your turn right on the lips.
(smooches) - Aww see that?
- I'm not getting thirds!
Again!
- To be honest with you guys I kind of like this mask.
The eyes are sweet!
Let's get to work!
(whimsical orchestral music)
I got it!
You know what time it is.
Ice cream!
(bouncy music)
- So the older guy from across street never showed up.
All right so I think I've got someone over here come on!
Excuse me excuse me?
Would you like to come in and see my giant tortoise?
- Sure.
- All right let's go!
Okay then we finally found someone.
This is actually Matilda- what's your name?
- Gabby.
- Come on over she's an Aldabra tortoise
she's only 137 pounds right now
she can get up to 550 pounds.
What do you think? - Insane!
It feels like leather!
- Isn't it cool?
Thinking we should let her feed her?
Let's do it.
- When I first walked in I thought it was a Galapagos.
- Yeah they're very similar actually
Galapagos and Aldabras are what they call
parallel evolution.
So they're basically the two giant tortoises of the world
but they're on opposite sides of the planet.
So what'd you think is it cool?
- Yeah it's really neat!
- Awesome hey mission accomplished!
- New look!
- It's a new mask!
Which one do I get?
What would a dinosaur eat?
Choco Taco?
Dinosaurs have to like tacos
who doesn't like tacos?
- Just that for the Dino Bill.
Thank you Bill.
- You guys have fun!
- We'll see you! How you guys doing?
- Good how are you?
- I got a Choco Taco!
Well hey thanks Chris.
- Yeah.
(roaring)
- Oh my gosh look who just showed up!
All right.
So here is Matilda - Where do you guys wanna go?
- my Aldabra tortoise you wanna feed her?
- Yeah. - Okay all you just
put it by her mouth.
- I meant big ones bigger than that.
- Oh yeah these will get like 500 pounds.
- Is it following that?
(Tortoise munching)
This is nice. - There you go.
- She's nice isn't she?
- Yeah. - Thanks for coming over man.
- Yeah I used to- I used to go to Florida.
I used to live in Florida.
They had those things with those big ones.
- [Brain] Yeah they have really big ones down there.
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