We got each other and that's a lot.
For love, we'll give it a shot.
Whoa, we're half-way there.
Whoa, livin' on a prayer.
Take my hand,
We'll make it. I swear.
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Ah
Tim!
Anybody wanna play house?
H
House
Ryan Higa
Tarynn Nago
Sean Fujiyoshi
Gerald "The Cane"
Cheap "The Medical Kit"
Tim Enos "The Patient"
All right, we need to get him to a hospital.
No, we're playing house and we're gonna diagnose him okay?
But he's actually really sick.
And that's why we're gonna help him.
You're not a doctor, you can't diagnose him!
Sean, hurry up! He's sick you know?
*coughs*
Sean!
Sean, are you okay?
He's
so
fat!
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Go!
Yay! Pepto Bismo, yeah!
He didn't have any of these symptoms.
Well then what did he have?
Well,
He had the seizures.
That's boring. Sean! What did he have before the seizures?
Hmm...
Uh!
No.
Hm.
Hm!
Hm! Hm! Hm!
Yes?
He was singing!
Okay, and how was he singing?
Badly!
*sighs*
Okay, we have our next symptom!
Tone
deaf
What else?
Well, abnormalities of his nervous system or an imbalance of his metabolic system could cause a seizure.
Which means...?
When he has an imbalance, he starts to shake uncontrollably.
Go on.
*sighs*
Which means, when he gets sick, he starts to do this.
Go on.
Never mind
He's ugly!
Okay. Although I may agree with you, that's probably something you don't want to say out loud.
No! Ugly as in Uranium Gysotonic Linostic Yeast infection
Come on. If he had UGLY he would also have du-
He is a dumbass
What the hell are you guys talking about?
He has UGLY DUMBASS
He has Uranium Gysotonic Lynostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
Tim! We think you have Uranium Gysoto-
Tim!
We think you have Ura-
Sean!
Ha..!
Oh!
Good. You're up.
We think you have Uranium Gysotonic Lynostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
So, I'm...
That's right. You're an ugly tone deaf dumb ass. Just like Helga.
Who's Helga?
Helga.
Helga Fawntanilla. The other girl we make videos with.
Who the hell is that?
How does Tim not know Helga after all these years?
Well... What does that mean?
It means, he doesn't have UGLY DUMBASS.
Well he does, but, you know, it's not the problem.
It's that they're the same person.
Sean!
Say that one more time.
That one more time.
No.
Say that again.
That again.
No
Say what you said before.
That one more time.
Never mind. Okay. It's like, they're the same person because they are.
He has Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana syndrome
What?
The symptoms fit. They both wear wigs when they perform.
They're both tone deaf.
We're livin' on a prayer!
And, they both kind of even look alike.
Well, you're missing one little detail.
What?
He has seizures.
Beep Beep
Beep BEEP
BEEP BEEP
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
BEEP...
Is he dead?
BEEP...
Well, who wants to go play Rock Band?
I do!
I call drums!
Wait, I'm still alive.
No, you're not
Take one, going.
*laughs*
You're not a doctor, you can't diagnose him!
Sean! Hurry up!
He's sick yo- *laughs*
You're not a diagno- *laughs*
What?
You're not a doctor.
just like a
Good. You're up. We think you have Uranium st- *laughs*
Good. You're up. We think you have Uranium-
damn it!
Oh!
*laughs*
Good. You're up. We think you have Uranium Gysotonic Linostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
UGLY DUMBASS for short.
Oh yeah! And you're tone deaf.
AH HA!