3
2
1
GO!!!
(all screaming)
Mario: Oh yeah! Mario number 1!
Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THE-
Ooooooouuuuugggghhh... (farting)
Hoohoohoo. Spaghetti!
(mario screaming)
*thud*
Oh yeah! Let'sa go!
(cricket)
(door closing) Mario: Whaa?
Teacher (according to Mario): It's raping time!!
(glass shattering) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOHHH!!!
What the hell was that!?
*silently PINGAS!*
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
Oh my god! WHO THE HELL CARES!?
Hooohoohoo.
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!
Nyrgh! (shooting)
*ded*
Oh sh*t
Umm...
(absoulute screaming)
Wassup.
IMMA F***ING PRETTY PRINCESS!!
(wub wub wub)
Hmm...
Oh yeah! Let'sa go!
Nnnnnnnnnn-
(BOOM!)
(Correct sound) Mario: Haha!
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Die, b***h!! Peach: Waaaaaaahhh!!
Okidokie!
Boring...
(windows error sound) Mario: Nyrgh!
NO!!
Aw, sh*t.
BOOM
WELCOME TO THE RRRRRRRRRACE
Mario: Hoohoohoo. Hoooooohoohoohoo!
(banning)
Hey! Nnnnnnnngggggg!!!!
(heavenly music)
HORI
HORI SHITTO!!
Ugh! Ugh! Woho! Ugh! Ugh!
(whistling sound)
3
2
Mario: oooohhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Mario: oooohhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh Augh!
Mario: oooohhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
BOOM!!
MAMAF***-
FAILURE!
*all laughing*
Nyrgh!
BOOM!
Luigi: Oh yeah! Go weegee!
Mario: Gayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Hoohoohahaha!
Waaah!!
OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUHH-
HAAAAAAAHHAAAAAUUUUUHHOOOOOOOWE!!!
(FAILURE!)
Peach: Laalalaalalaaalaa.
This is fun!
Mario: Dafuq?
Peach: Bingo! Bye-bye!
BOOM!!
(FAILURE!)
Toad: Yahoo!!
Oh my god! Kevin!! Is that you?
BOOM!!
(FAILURE!)
Waluigi: Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Mario: Woho!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAALLUWEEGEE TIME!!
Handsome.
Pro!
Swag!! (OH YEAH!!)
EH!
Owwwwwww...
(FAILURE!)
Wario: Yeah!
What the hell is this?
Holy shit! Oh. Oh my god! Oh my god!
OH MY GOOOD!! YYEEEEEESSS!!! YYEEEEEESSS!!! WOOOOOOOWWW!! OH MY GOOD!!
(FAILURE!)
♪They see me rollin'♪
Bowser: Rooaarrrrrr... ♪They hatin'♪
♪Patrollin' n try-♪
(banning again)
Bowser: HEY! WTF!?!?!
Hooray!! Da da da da dadaaaa!!
Bowser: SHIT!
Mario: Mamamiaugh... [gibberish]
You can do this! Everybody's looking at you...
2
1
GO!!
Wahaa!!
Peach: Aaaahhh!!
Wario: Ahahahaha!!!
Peach: I can win for sure, heeheehee!!
Wario: Hehehe.
Mario: Woah!!
Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Luigi: Heh?
Waaah!!!
Eggman: Noo!!
Pi-pipipipi-pi-
Pipipipipi-PINGAS! Luigi: AUUUGHOHOHOHO!
Pi-pipipipi-
Mario: Hoohoohoo.
Waluigi: Surprise motherf***er!!
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Walulgi: Only cheaters mess up!
Mario: NYRGH!!
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA-
Waluigi: Waahahahah!!!
Mario: Haha!
ded
Heehee! I got it!
Peach: This is fun!!
Waluigi: *Defeated Waa*
*crying*
Toad: Yahoo!!
(PINGAS! dancing continuing)
Mario: Congratulations!!
Woah!
Oh my god! Oh!
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Captions made by Drei Phillip
Ok i'll see you guys later. But may the wings of your eyeliner would always be even.
Bye!!
Pls replay, yes or no?