- Hey, do y'all like football?
[loud cheers and applause]
Everybody! [cheers and applause]
Everybody, everybody--
or did you just want to go "Yeah!" at the same time?
[audience laughter] I love football.
Something exciting is happening in football this--
This year, women are getting involved, did you know this?
The Arizona Cardinals-- [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause] It's amazing!
[cheers and applause]
The Arizona Cardinals have a female coach.
There's a female referee,
and here's the kicker: there's a female kicker.
[audience laughter]
She plays for Kent State, and I'm happy to say,
she's being paid exactly as much as the men.
[cheers and applause]
Because college athletes don't get paid.
[audience laughter]
As a fan of football, and as a fan of ladies,
I think that it's great that women are getting involved.
The only thing is, when women referees throw a flag,
she doesn't say what the penalty is for.
She just gives them the silent treatment till they figure out--
[audience laughter]
What they did. Just--
[audience laughter]
Women, right?
Football is a lot harder than it looks.
Let me show you what I mean.
I'm going to try something right now.
'Cause I thought, that's great that women are getting involved,
but let me see how hard it really could be.
Now...
audience: Oh!
[cheers and applause]
Twitch.
Sorry, this is the only angle without hurting something.
So, um... [audience laughter]
Maybe put a helmet on or something
just to protect yourself.
[cheers and applause]
Ready? - Yep.
[cheers and applause]
- And all of you just be careful.
[audience laughter]
I really don't know what I'm doing.
All right, ready? - Yep.
[cheers and applause]
Close. [cheers and applause]
- Close! [cheers and applause]
- That's where I was aiming, but I guess it doesn't--
[audience laughter] It doesn't count.
Someone had moved that over since rehearsal, so--
All right, I wanted to see if there would be any women
that would be interested in trying that.
'Cause that seems like a--
[cheers and applause]
This is what you did: "Aah!"
[audience laughter]
All right, come on over, then.
- [screams] [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Okay, hi! - Hi!
What's your name? - Alex.
- Alex, hi.
Do you think that you're-- are you athletic?
- Yes. - Oh, good, good.
What do you play?
- I climb. - Mm-hmm.
You do rock climbing? - Rock climb.
That's how I do it, like that. - Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.
You do rock climbing, so...
that's exactly like kicking.
[audience laughter]
Well, if you make it through that goal there,
I'll give you some kind of prize, okay?
- Okay. - All right, Alex.
[cheers and applause]
[dramatic music] [cheers and applause]
- Whoo! audience: Oh!
audience: Oh!
[laughter and applause]
[laughter]
Let's--let's give her another chance.
Wow!
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
- Oh! audience: Oh!
[cheers and applause]
- All right. [laughter and applause]
- Yeah, I'm going to give you-- - Yeah.
- Both Twitch and I feel you should aim higher.
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
- The right direction, just--
- Do you want to get closer? Would it help you?
- That would be cool. - All right.
Not too close, 'cause that would really hurt him.
All right. [audience laughter]
I love Twitch, just let--
I love him, don't hurt him. - I love you, too.
- All right. [dramatic music]
[dramatic music]
audience: Oh!
- Here, I've got a better idea.
Why don't you--why is it wet? What happened?
[audience laughter]
Is that blood? - Or tears?
[audience laughter]
- That's tears! Are you crying?
[audience laughter]
All right. [audience laughter]
Why don't you throw it? Because I--
All right, and if-- you gotta throw it now,
but I can't give you any more tries.
Throw it through that.
[dramatic music]
Yes! [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
You scissor-kicked. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
All right. All right.
So here we go. Stand over here.
And you have a choice, okay?
It's either going to be-- oh, yeah, take that.
Oh, oh! [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
Would you--would you like to sing something?
- I can. - Really?
- I--no. - Okay.
[audience laughter]
All right, would you like what is in my pocket,
or would you like what's behind the doors?
[audience yells indistinctly]
- The door. - You want--you want that?
- Yeah. - All right, let's see
what we have for you, Alex.
[upbeat music] [screams and applause]
[talking inaudibly] [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
A new car!
Get in! Yes!
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my God, thank you so much!
- So-- [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Alex, you were sitting right there,
but I happen to know a little bit about you.
You have a car that has about 200,000 miles on it, right?
- Yes. - And it's falling apart.
- Yes. - And you keep trying to fix it.
It's not really working. - Uh huh.
So I thought, just let you kick a football and you'll get a car.
- Oh, my God, thank you so much.
- Okay, so-- [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Here's what this is! [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
This is the Ford C-Max Energi.
Has 188 horsepower, SmartGauge and EcoGuide
with the option to plug in or not.
Ford has a whole line of plug-in hybrids and electric cars
which makes driving more efficient--
and you're welcome, and we'll be back.