- [Instructor] Begin.
♪ Animagus aparates, Avada Kedavra ♪
♪ I'm in Azkaban, Accio to my mama ♪
♪ Bloody Bellatrix, Black bonded with Buckbeak ♪
♪ Bring me The Burrow, Butterbeer, Bertie Bott's Beans ♪
♪ Colin Creevey, Carrows to Crucio, Crabbe and Cho ♪
♪ Cadogan, cats, charm a Chaser and Confundo ♪
♪ Diggory a Diddykins, Dobby, Dumbledore ♪
♪ Deathly Hallows, Dementors dueling Draco ♪
♪ Expecto Patronum and Expelliarmus ending every ♪
♪ Elixir of evil in the elevated Elder Wand ♪
♪ Friar is fat, fizzing all the Whizbees ♪
♪ Filius Flitwick feeling the Felicis ♪
♪ Gringotts, Greyback, the Goblet's glorious ♪
♪ Gettin' Gellert in his game with Gregorovitch ♪
♪ House Cup, Hufflepuff, Herbology ♪
♪ Hand of Glory hits, send a Howler to your Horcrux ♪
♪ Ilvermorny idolizes Ickle Diddykins ♪
♪ I'm invisble, Igor showing Snape his skin ♪
♪ Jinxed on my legs like Jelly Slugs, jockin' James ♪
♪ Johns and Jordan, written by Jorkins ♪
♪ Kingsley at King's Cross lookin' for Kreacher ♪
♪ Miss Katie Bell will defeat your Keeper ♪
♪ Lumos, Levicorpus, LeakyCon, Leprechauns, ♪
♪ Learned Leviosa, love to my Luna ♪
♪ My Muggle makes Moony's Map into magic ♪
♪ Merlin and Marge, Molly mocks, what a Mandrake ♪
♪ Nox in Neville is nice, naturally ♪
♪ Newt never knows Nifflers nationally ♪
♪ Oliver, Occlumency is not optional ♪
♪ Ollivanders Occamy has wide Omnioculars ♪
♪ Padfoot and Potter, Parseltongue punchlines ♪
♪ Polyjuice, got a Pygmy Puff in my prime ♪
♪ Quick-Quotes Quill tell Quirrell it's Quidditch ♪
♪ Quaffles ain't got a lot of Golden Snitches ♪
♪ Really Ron raps, Rubeus, Regulus ♪
♪ Riddle returning Ravenclaw, Riddikulus ♪
♪ Seeing Starkid in the Shrieking Shack ♪
♪ Salazar Stupefies Sirius Black ♪
♪ Tom turned Time-Turners in to Tonks ♪
♪ Tri-Wiz Tournament needs a tune up ♪
♪ Universal, Umbridge, the worst ♪
♪ Unforgivable is the killing curse ♪
♪ Vernon doesn't know Voldemort is valid ♪
♪ Viktor Krum vibes that are vain with a veela ♪
♪ Oh Won-Won, what a wand Weasley ♪
♪ Just witchin' up words, waking up with a Winky ♪
♪ Xeno-the-philius, bring it on Breaking Dawn ♪
♪ X-Pelliarmus says Harry to Ron ♪
♪ Yellin' at Yaxley, You-Know-Who ♪
♪ Yesterday's powder was full of Floo ♪
♪ Zig zag Whiz-bangs, zoom' with Zabini ♪
♪ Zero to Zacharias, overzealous rhyme Zonkos ♪
- [Instructor] (laughs) Good.
Can you say it faster?
- That's totally barbaric! (yelling)
(laughing) Thank you guys so much for watching
this insane video.
This video took me forever to write and shoot and edit,
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I've been wanting to do this video for years.
One of my favorite videos of all times is Daniel Radcliffe
rapping Alphabet Aerobics on Jimmy Fallon,
and that's what gave me the original idea
of attempting to rewrite and rap it myself,
but with a Harry Potter twist.
This video is also inspired by my best friend, Brizzy.
It's her birthday tomorrow.
She has now done two incredible versions
of Alphabet Aerobics, where she does
a different cartoon impression for each letter
of the alphabet, and it is absolutely amazing.
It's insane, it's so good.
It's so good, both of them.
Both of them are so good.
She's just so talented and I love her so much,
and it's funny, because when I was writing this rap,
I reached out to her for help, and she was like,
no way, I'm making another Alphabet Aerobics right now.
So if you saw me on Instagram saying that me and Brizzy
are on the same wavelength, and you're gonna be getting
some amazing videos, that was this.
Our minds, our Ravenclaw minds.
So I'm gonna link both of her videos,
as well as the Daniel Radcliffe video below.
So if you haven't watched those yet, check 'em out.
They're so good!
I'm also toying with the idea of doing another one
of these Alphabet Aerobics,
but with another fandom, like Disney or Marvel
or Star Wars or something.
So if you wanna see that, comment below on what I should do
and if this video does well,
then I might just do another one.
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♪ I see them bloom ♪
♪ For me and you ♪
♪ And I think to myself ♪
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
(light hip-hop music)
♪ What a wonderful world ♪