- I HEARD THAT YOU JUST WENT ON YOUR FIRST VACATION
IN FIVE YEARS.
IS THAT RIGHT?
- YEAH, YEAH. IT'S A BIG DEAL.
- WHY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP?
- YEAH, AND IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S--
I JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY DOG AT HOME.
- I GET IT.
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE MY ANIMALS.
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO STAY AT HOME AND RELAX,
AND I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO, LIKE, LEAVE--
LEAVE HOME AND GO SOMEWHERE... - YES, RIGHT.
- LIKE THE BEACH. - RIGHT, SO DID YOU--
WHERE DID YOU GO?
- I WENT TO KEY LARGO, IN KEY WEST.
FLORIDA'S REALLY, LIKE, MUCH CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT,
AND SUPER EASY TO GET TO.
IT WAS AMAZING. - WHERE DID YOU THINK IT WAS?
HOW FAR DID YOU THINK IT WAS AWAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, I JUST--
I JUST ALWAYS SAW IT AS A FAR AWAY LAND.
I THINK BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I HAD BEEN THERE
WAS WHEN I WAS, LIKE, FIVE.
- OH, WELL, YEAH.
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE FIVE.
- YEAH, NO, DEFINITELY. WELL, A LITTLE BIT, I GUESS.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN TO KEY LARGO, BUT I HEAR IT'S FANTASTIC.
- IT'S INCREDIBLE.
THE THING WE'D DO EVERY NIGHT--
MY BOYFRIEND AND MYSELF AND OUR TWO FRIENDS--
WE WOULD PADDLE BOARD OUT TO WATCH THE SUNSET,
AND ONE NIGHT WE PADDLE BOARDED WITH SOME DOLPHINS.
BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE--
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHARK, AND I WAS LIKE,
"WAIT, CHECK THE FIN!"
AND THEN MY BOYFRIEND'S LIKE, "I SEE THE BLOW HOLE!"
SO IT WAS FINE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A--
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHARKS ARE-- SHARKS DON'T HAVE--
- AND THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[laughter]
I LIKE THAT YOU WERE ACTING OUT THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.
- AND I SAID, "OH"--NO.
I WAS JUST REALLY RELIEVED.
- SO THAT'S JUSTIN-- YOUR BOYFRIEND JUSTIN LONG--
AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.
IT SEEMS LIKE--
DID YOU HAVE A CAMERA WITH YOU ON THE PADDLE BOARD?
- YEAH, WE HAVE THESE LITTLE POCKET THINGS
THAT YOU PUT YOUR IPHONE IN.
- WHAT A GREAT PICTURE.
- AND I WAS ABLE TO PUT IT ON MY PADDLE BOARD
AND FACETIME MY MOM AS I WAS, LIKE, PADDLING.
IT'S--TECHNOLOGY'S INCREDIBLE.
IT'S JUST A SUCTION PACKET, AND YOU--WE--OH.
[laughter]
I GOT TO LIVE BY THE OCEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S--
THAT WOULD BE MY NEW HOBBY. NO, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
IT'S A REALLY WONDERFUL THING TO DO. IT'S SUPER EASY TOO.
- WELL, YOU'RE-- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- [sighs] 28.
[laughter]
- OKAY, GOD, NEVER MIND.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNG, SO, YEAH.
[laughter]
YEAH, THAT'S-- AMAZING.
- SO I'M--I KNOW, MY BACK'S ALREADY STARTING TO HURT.
- GOD.
YOU SHOULD TAKE AN ASPIRIN EVERY DAY,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- YEAH. - YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.
NOW YOU--SO YOU DON'T GO ON VACATIONS A LOT.
WHAT DO YOU AND--HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH JUSTIN?
- I DON'T KNOW, NOT LONG. - OKAY.
- NOT LONG ENOUGH TO-- - TALK ABOUT IT?
- YEAH, BUT PRETTY LONG. I MEAN, HE'S--YEAH.
FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME. - SO--OKAY.
- NO, BUT, YEAH, WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER,
BUT WE DON'T DO MUCH.
- SO BETWEEN, LIKE, A MONTH AND FIVE YEARS,
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THERE?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS NORMALLY DO? WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU DO?
- NOT--NOT A LOT.
WE WALK MY DOG, AND WE-- WE HAVE--
WE MAKE THESE SMOOTHIES IN THE MORNING.
THEY'RE CALLED GREENIES.
HE GOT ME ONTO THAT, 'CAUSE IT'S SUPER HEALTHY.
AND THEN WE WATCH "THE BACHELOR,"
AND "THE BACHELORETTE."
[cheers and applause]
- YOU WATCH "THE BACHELORETTE" AND "THE BACHELOR,"
OR JUST "THE BACHELOR"?
- NO, WE--WE WATCH 'EM. - ALL OF 'EM.
- YEAH, IN FACT, THERE'S--
IT'S KIND OF A BIG WEEK NEXT WEEK.
YEAH, ANYBODY A FAN OF ANDY?
[cheers and applause]
- IS IT GOING ON RIGHT NOW? - ME TOO.
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S ABOUT TO START.
- OH, IT'S STARTING.
- YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
- OKAY, WELL. - I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.
I'M TELLING YOU.
- WELL, I WAS WATCHING FOR A WHILE,
AND THEN I GAVE UP BECAUSE IT GOT A LITTLE CRAZY.
- IT GOT NUTS. - YEAH.
- I MEAN, THESE-- IT'S THE MOST UNNATURAL SETTING
OF ALL TIME FOR HUMANS.
- SO YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE IT'S--
YOU'RE NOT REALLY WATCHING IT BECAUSE YOU'RE--
YOU'RE WATCHING IT BECAUSE IT'S LIKE--
- IT'S A TRAIN WRECK. - YES, THAT'S WHY.
- AND THERE'S SOME GREAT PEOPLE ON IT,
AND THERE'S SOME NOT SO GREAT PEOPLE,
AND THE HUMAN INTERACTION IS JUST--
IT'S A WONDERFUL STUDY. - RIGHT.
- AND I FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT IT SOMETIMES,
BUT THEN OTHER TIMES, YOU KNOW, YOU--
YOU KNOW, YOU THINK THAT THESE--
YOU REALLY WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY AND FIND LOVE.
MAYBE NOT SO MUCH THE LAST SEASON, BUT--
- YEAH.
THE LAST SEASON, THE JUAN PABLO GUY WAS A LITTLE--HE LOST ME.
- YEAH, I THINK YOU SPEAK FOR... EVERYBODY.
- GOOD.
YEAH, HE SAID SOME NOT NICE THINGS.
SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRIEND IS MARRYING CONSTANTINE.
- OH, YEAH.
- NOW, I WATCHED THAT SEASON, AND I LIKED CONSTANTINE.
- GREAT, YEAH. - I KNOW WHO HE IS.
- YEAH, WE--HIS-- WE CALL HIM DINO.
BUT MY BEST FRIEND RACHEL'S GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND.
- AND SHE'S MARRYING THE GUY THAT WAS ON "THE BACHELOR."
- TO HIM, YEAH.
- DO YOU REMEMBER CONSTANTINE, ANYBODY? JUST ME?
- TZORTZIS-- CONSTANTINE TZORTZIS.
HE'S FROM ATLANTA, OR CUMMING,
AND WE'RE ALL HEADING TO CUMMING.
- THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- WE'RE COMIN' TO CUMMING.