h: good morning chloe
h: good morning shane s: hi
h: got no shirt on? i see a nipple s: you see a nip?
h: yeah [laughs] s: i thought my straps would cover it up
h: nope, just one peeking out s: i didn't mean to be indecent
h: [laughs] s: this is the life right here
h: yeah s: where you can wake up
s: and not put a shirt on, and being warmth...being warm
h: oh [laughs] s: oh boy, being warmed by the sun
h: yeah s: that was made to give life
h: you have a skin flake on your eyebrow s: well let's not get too close
h: i'm not but i'm gonna take it off, i should've checked you
h: before i pressed record s: i just rolled out of bed
h: yeah s: i cannot be judged for my appearance
h: no, no, not at all s: nip included
h: [laughs] i blocked the nip with the computer so people don't have to see it
s: they want to see it h: no
s: give the people what they want h: no
s: both of yours are out h: [laughs]
[intro song] hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
s: hello h: hello
s: it's morning time h: yup
s: actually, do you know what time it is? h: isn't it like 11?
h: oh, it's 11:43 s: no, it's an hour behind
h: oh, it's 12:43, not morning time at all
h: hmm s: it feels like morning
h: slow start to the day apparently, we just ate breakfast
s: it's the weekend we're allowed to h: yeah, saturday
s: for a slow start h: true
s: the weekend is the one time that i will gladly not begin working early in the morning
h: see i don't follow those societal constraints, i believe that if you
h: would like to have monday as your weekend, not if you have a normal job
h: and have to go in but like s: yeah, say that to your boss
h: yeah but shane has always worked from home, first for the non profit
h: now for that and our youtube channel whatever
h: and he still abides by like, today's saturday so we don't have to do anything
h: or today's monday, we have to do this, i'm like why?
h: why does it matter what day of the week it is ?
s: it's true for many aspects of being self employed
s: but i do have that issue of like, i feel like the weekday is when you
s: get your stuff done h: yeah i mean that's good
h: it's healthy to have a schedule, a structure
s: yeah, anyway h: keep me in line
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s: alright thank you everyone, now back to the video
h: anyway, we just posted the video that's an interview with my mom
s: yeah h: it's doing really well
h: so we're happy about that s: this is how we know it's doing well
s: liz came running downstairs going, i've got 400 new instagram followers!
h: she's like keeping tabs on it, she was really excited for the video to come out
h: she just watched it too s: yeah
h: she hadn't watched it yet, she wanted to wait for it to be live
h: and i was like you can watch it at any time like we have it
h: she was like no, i'll wait so she watched it and she came down
h: she was like it was good, she was pleased with how we did with it
s: before we posted it she said, if i don't look good you're not allowed to use this
h: yeah after we filmed it she was like let me see it
h: because if i don't like it you're not posting it
h: and i was like we just filmed a half an hour video
h: we are posting it no matter what
h: but she checked and she liked how she looked, thank god
s: today's agenda, our saturday agenda, hannah's gonna take a shower
h: yup s: and that's really the only item
h: no we're gonna film s: oh, film, on a saturday
h: see? that's what i'm saying, we don't have set...like today we have to film
h: then i will edit and we'll upload it tonight, i don't understand why...
s: sorry i'm raising my eyebrow h: okay, but yeah it's true
h: i'm gonna shower and then we're gonna film
s: i need to shower too at some point
h: yeah s: also can you come in for a close up
s: on me h: i don't think anyone wants that
s: closer, closer, i've decided to allow my beard and mustache
s: and whatever that lil thing is, to run rampant
s: i'm just not gonna shave, i've never really done that where i just like
s: let it go h: uh huh
s: this is probably the longest it's ever been
h: wow s: it's so sparse
h: it's really sparse, you have patches where it just doesn't grow
h: yeah like on the side there's a line where there's just no hair
s: i know, but i'm gonna just not give in and let it go and see, maybe it will
h: i don't know if we need that s: maybe it will blossom
h: i think maybe we don't need to do that, you could just shave it
s: nope h: it's not tidy
h: you know, and then there's like a couple hairs here, this one's long
h: like can't we...i need scissors or something to even it out
s: you can shape it h: yeah, i want to shape it
s: but i will only allow that by finger plucking each individual hair
s: so you don't lose the overall... h: okay, never mind, it's fine
h: just don't look at him everyone, i'm keep him slightly out of view
s: yeah, use your teeth and munch it
s: groom me with your teeth h: okay
s: there's a sentence that no one ever needed to hear
s: as hannah's dad says, you could've gone all day without saying that
h: mmm, he loves that line
s: ah, my breakfast h: the bottom half of a hamburger bun
h: shane won't eat the top half s: i'm about to make a delicacy
s: i got fish and chips delivered the other night and now i have
s: a lot of leftovers, and i'm going to make my version of a fish filet sandwich
s: mmm, for breakfast h: oh
s: hannah's not very happy h: lucky me, i get to bake fish
h: he has it in the oven to heat it up s: fish is in the oven, don't know how
s: long you cook fish in the oven to reheat it
h: because most people don't s: because that's not a thing, yeah
s: and then i'm gonna put some mayo down on that please
h: uh huh s: and then we're gonna somehow
s: chop the fish up a little bit h: okay
s: so it's mostly like prechewed, chloe is very excited about this
h: she's the only one that likes the fish in the oven in the morning
s: you know what they say, you can't start the day until your house smells like fish
h: okay, nope s: this is a great way to lose followers
h: uh huh s: people who are watching this and gagging
h: don't want to see this, i don't want to see this
h: you know you have tartare sauce shane? did you forget?
s: too late for that, is that what goes on? tartare sauce?
h: yeah, tartare sauce s: i feel like mayo's appropriate
s: i'm gonna need about 8 times that amount so... [laughs]
h: you don't want any tartare sauce? you could do that with mayo
h: seriously, that's where you draw the line, is that you don't want to mix tartare sauce and mayo?
s: tartare sauce is mayo basically
h: so why wouldn't you want to put on tartare sauce?
s: because i already have enough on there h: okay
h: so am i just placing this filet on... s: is it warm?
h: yes, it's warm s: set it down
s: ohhh, see that looks amazing h: uh huh
s: if only i had some relish, oh my god h: that's called tartare sauce, oh my god
h: [laughs] s: we don't have relish, right?
h: no but we have tartare sauce, why don't you just put
h: the tartare sauce on the fish, i don't understand
s: what i think i'll do, can you use a knife to chop the fish?
s: cause i can't get my mouth around that h: uh huh
s: that's a whole honkin...oh, oh my god, don't cut the bread
h: i'm not cutting the bread but the fish is... you can't have this whole filet
h: it turns out s: i know
h: it's not gonna fit all of it, okay s: ohhh, can you get a little more on there?
s: or is that enough? h: i think that that will be enough for you
h: any higher and you will not be able to get your mouth around it
s: that looks so good though, are you jealous?
h: no, not at all, and no one watching is jealous either i'm pretty sure
s: chloe is extremely jealous h: the only one that's jealous is chloe
h: she's like oh my god s: she's so good though, she doesn't beg
h: yeah she's a good girl s: she begs with her eyes
h: she begs with her eyes but also no matter what i'm doing
h: she would be right next to me so... good girl
s: alright h: are you ready?
h: how is it shane?
s: so good, oh my god, that's the best breakfast
s: it's like i'm at mcdonalds h: okay
s: something to strive for, you know?
h: i was gonna say, like that's the goal? both: [laugh]
h: okay s: what are you doing?
s: are you dancing? h: no, the front of my shins
s: you have nice legs h: thanks
h: is extremely sore on both sides and i couldn't figure out why
h: and shane reminded me that yesterday was the day i jogged on the beach with chloe
s: for like a minute h: for maybe a minute
h: maybe 2 if i'm being generous s: up and down, up and down
h: and that's it, and i am so sore so that is my reminder to maybe do a little exercise
h: maybe do a little more movement if that is making me sore
s: do some high knees, oh boy, there you go, once a day
h: that's it? s: i'll get you in shape if it kills you
h: alright
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