Greetings guys, gals, and non-binary pals, and welcome back to another video!
Today we are back once again with a classic.
Bad Woman's Anatomy,
But we have combined it with another classic,
Not How Girls Work
And it's the now- the mesh-
The interwoven... cesspit of... fun.
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I have to believe for my own peace of mind...
I have to believe this is a joke.
Because there is no way a human person sat down...
Thought that....
Typed it...
Read it...
And then posted it without joking.
There's not a chance that this isn't a joke.
Newsflash.
Every part of the human body serves a function of some sort.
Literally every single part.
And boobs, contrary to your belief, are actually one of the most important parts.
In which we would all be dead without them.
So this person is in a human anatomy class at Uni.
And it's a human anatomy class where they're studying...
The reproductive system of humans.
And they have censored...
Boobs, vagina, and penis.
Has been all censored.
Because we don't want to see- we don't want to see any of that.
That's disgusting in our human anatomy class.
Where we're talking specifically about them. Where it's literally listed on the side.
We don't want to see it. Only talk about it.
Follow-up: "For those asking, yes. Literally every picture of the human body is censored."
"He said today that it's because there are freshmen in this class and they aren't ready to see these things till they're older."
"Or till they're further in their major."
And then this person commented, "But they're old enough to be married."
These people are all over 18.
This is a Uni. This is a university class.
And even if it wasn't, children need to be aware.
They have- Do they know they have bodies?
Do you know children have bodies and they've been exposed to bodies their whole entire lives?
And you should teach children what bodies look like from a very young age?
Like, young children should be shown diagrams and taught about what the body is and how it works.
In Intermediate School we literally had pictures.
Of like...
People at different stages in their lives. And we had to trace them.
Do you remember doing that? [Cat, off-camera:] Yeah, I do remember doing that.
They're just bodies. There is nothing inherently sexual about bodies.
Especially in an anatomy class where you're learning how bodies function.
That's not sexual.
And if you're saying that's pornographic, that's really f_cking weird.
That's super weird.
"Does the Catholic Church allow me to be on birth control?"
This- This is gonna be really difficult to follow.
"Does the Catholic Church allow me to have birth control?"
"Are you having sex? Yes."
Which leads to, "Are you married?"
Which leads to, "Yes. Is your birth control taken for medical reasons?"
And then if you go yes again, "Is the medical reason heavy periods?"
And then no, "Have you gotten a second opinion?"
No. "You should." Or Yes, "Third opinion?"
No. "You should." Yes. "Ask your priest. Do your own research."
Basically- That's just one route that you can follow.
But basically, every single one ends in "Ask your priest" or "Hit the gym"
I like that they ask, "Have you tried losing weight?"
And if you answer yes, they just say "I'll ask again, have you tried losing weight?"
And then the only other outcome you can get is saying no, and then they tell you to "hit the gym."
Which is... f_cked up in itself.
I do love the graphic design of this post though.
It is quite incredible.
I like the "GRL PWR" in the middle.
Because that's what this post oozes. It oozes Girl Power.
That's a gross word.
I don't care if the Catholic Church allows me to take birth control. Obviously, I'm not Catholic.
But if you are Catholic, I still highly encourage you take birth control.
Do what is good for you and what's going to work for you.
And...
Yeah, I don't think it's worth bringing a child into this world when you're not ready for it just because your priest told you that you had to.
You can't take birth control, but you also aren't allowed access to an abortion.
And also! We don't want to give you comprehensive sex education because you're not allowed to learn about sex.
And also, we're not going to show you the human body in anatomy class.
No bodies. Bodies are illegal.
Seeing them? Illegal. Touching them? Illegal.
Get pregnant and die.
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I can't believe the way that women are treated in the medical field.
Especially when it comes to reproductive health.
Like, we've all heard stories,
And the fact that, in a lot of places, in order to get a hysterectomy,
You have to get a permission signed by your husband in order to say that they are chill with you having that procedure done.
Even though men don't need that to get a vasectomy, because...
Misogyny!
Women have to be mothers, but men don't need to be fathers.
Because that makes sense.
Even if she hadn't like used dildos or inserted anything in her vagina before, it shouldn't matter.
If a medical procedure needs to take place in order to get better results, you should just do it.
It seems, like, really unethical to deny someone of a medical procedure that could benefit them,
Just because you want to sexualize them and think that they don't own their own bodies.
And I know that this probably doesn't happen in all practices, not all doctors are like this, blah blah blah.
But the fact that any of them are like this...
They shouldn't be doctors. Take the medical license away from them.
F_ck them.
So much misogyny happens within the medical field and it's f_cking awful.
It's so f_cked up.
Like, the fact that like most things are only tested on men and then they don't work for women,
Or the fact that like women weren't really diagnosed with ADHD or autism for the longest amount of time because it was only ever tested and viewed on men,
Because of the way that society pushes women to mask and the expectations and stuff like that.
It's ridiculous. It really needs to change.
And whoever this doctor is, I hope they lost their job.
I don't wish that on very many people.
But I hope that they no longer are a doctor.
I hope- I hope that- I hope that they're struggling.
This is one of my favourite pictures. It's so funny.
How did they think they could get away with this?
That like stomach is straight from like a fitness magazine.
And then that like cleavage is from some random Amazon ad.
This is probably an Amazon ad.
And then there are two different arms.
They've just like cut- and it looks like they've cut and pasted things from a magazine and built a person.
No one is buying that this is a real person.
I don't know how someone edited this and was like, "Yeah, no. That's a person."
They've never seen a person ever.
Usually it's, they've never seen a woman ever,
This is just a, they have never seen another human being ever.
And they really need to go outside and get a new job because this one's not working for them.
They tried- Not really. They didn't really try.
I don't know what they were trying to achieve here.
They were like, "These are nice boobs, this is a nice stomach, and these are some good arms."
"Why don't we just put them all together?"
That's not how...
It's not how it works.
This isn't the movie Robots that I remember one scene of.
It's got such childhood attached to it.
I don't remember a single thing from that movie, but I know every rainy day it was played at school.
And it is a woman with boobs on her front and her back.
Because....
Playing PlayStation is the same as touching boobs.
That's what we learned here.
Boobs and PlayStation are one and the same.
Why touch boobs, if you could have PlayStation?
What's better than video games? Boobs.
How do we sell our video game console? We'd say it's like boobs.
It's like, You know what's better than two boobs?
Four boobs.
And you know what's better than that?
PlayStation Vista.
I can't believe this is a real ad that actually existed.
That's hilarious.
Whoever came up with this campaign... I have no words.
"So I had to take a psych study and it was asking me this. Hold on let me get a picture."
Uh, I don't know how to describe these.
I try to explain the picture I'm looking at in case there are people who are, like, visually impaired watching my videos.
But I genuinely don't quite know how to explain these images.
I'll try my best.
So, it's three pictures of the same woman.
But in the first one, she has like a concave...
Uh, genital area, as the next line says.
With like, a like relatively big butt.
And then the second one, is a very flat front with the same butt.
And then the last one is a very flat front with a big butt, that's in the wrong place.
And she looks like a musical- like a crotchet- like a crotchet note.
Or, I think in the US, you call it a whole note.
I just checked, and you call it a quarter note.
A whole note is the semibreve.
But I'm really confused by this, because you don't say a quarter, you say a fourth.
So why isn't it called a fourth note?
You guys are weird. You make no sense.
Use the right words for things, okay?
Enjoy the rest of the video.
This is a legitimate study at a legitimate university.
"Hmm. Which to choose? Concave genital area or thigh butt"
And the last one was my first and only response, which is,
"What the f_ck is going on?"
Who made this and thought any of these looks like a real actual normal human being?
Why was the university running this study?
Even if they did look like real people...
It's a very strange study.
That's a weird study, right?
Yeah, I get it, I guess. If it's in terms of like, beauty standards.
And if you do one every few years to see how the expectations of women change.
Which is f_cked up that that happens.
[Cat, off-screen:] But you would use pictures of like real women. - Real women.
[Cat] And not just- - Someone whose butt is photoshopped wrong.
This looks like a child drew something in crayon and someone turned it into a picture.
You know that one person who does that?
They get like child drawings of animals and then they like photoshop an animal to actually look like it.
That looks like what's happened here.
Is a child drew a person and someone turned it into a person.
Except a child would draw it better.
And you put a capsule into your vagina an hour before... sex of any kind.
And it dissolves and turns into like glitter glue.
And this is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
I absolutely despise this with my entire being.
I saw this and I wanted- I-
No. Don't do this.
Don't put glitter into your vagina.
I don't care how food safe, or whatever it is.
Don't do that.
Why does this exist? Who needs this? Who asks for this? Why do you want this?
That would, firstly, feel so weird.
I have so many questions.
But it's just one question, and it's why?
And who came up with it? And why?
If you didn't tell your partner you were going to put a glitter capsule in your vagina and then- and then they saw that...
I think they would like freak the f_ck out.
Especially, imagine if it's like a one night stand,
And you're like, "You know what? I'm gonna do this to like impress them and make them think I have like a magic vagina."
They're not gonna think that. They're going to- They're going to freak the f_ck out.
I would freak out if I was with someone and I saw that. I would-
I- I would not know what to do.
I would never talk to them ever again though.
I don't- I don't think- I don't think I would see them again.
So many things wrong with this. I- I-
I'm- With that, I think I'm gonna end it here.
I can't take any more of this. I've been here too long.
I spent too long looking at these posts. I can't do it anymore.
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