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My second tier membership will allow people
to watch me stream, playing random games
that they chose me to play.
The first game people really wanted me to play
was a game called Little Nightmares
about Little Raincoat Bitch.
Excuse me, I'm sorry, she's a child.
Tiny Raincoat Bitch, eating meat, running from shit.
It was scary and I screamed.
And today, I'm gonna show you some highlights from that.
If you wanna be a part of this membership,
there's a join button that's beneath me you should click on.
There's also a link in my description.
There's also other things in my description
that weren't working for a good few months.
(laughs) That I didn't even know weren't working
until someone Dmed me and told me they weren't working.
Now, all our links are working down below, okay?
I have a Podcast, too, there's a link down below
for that and that wasn't working
for the longest time, either.
Jesus Christ, I'm terrible at promotion.
I'm terrible at promotion.
Click the link, click join.
But I also have notifications on for my community post.
Live streaming on memberships is still in beta testing
for YouTube, so the only way you'd actually
be notified for when I go live and live stream
from my gaming, or my editing and chilling,
is if you have my notifications on for community post.
They won't appear in your subscription feed yet.
I don't think they'd appear in your home screen either.
You have to have the notifications on
for my community posts.
I think, I don't even know if you can chose
just community posts, you might have
to do them all, bitch.
I don't even upload that much, so you're good.
You won't be annoyed.
You won't be annoyed, girl.
But anyways, here's some highlights of the first stream.
Have fun. Don't judge me.
I hate scary games.
I hate 'em!
Bitch. (creepy music)
Hey, you hear that sound?
You hear those beats?
Should I make a drink?
Should I get drunk?
(laughs) No.
Oh, look at that, oh that's ugly ass zombie.
Let's just do this.
Oh, fuck I'm nervous.
How do I do things?
Oh, okay, I grab this.
Can I grab something, can I grab something?
Can I grab this? Can I grab this?
Grab it, girl, grab it.
Can I grab this?
Nevermind.
(upbeat music) (YouTuber groans)
(YouTuber laughing)
He's a gamer.
You're supposed to grab.
Wait.
Go grab the can.
Grab fucking doors, you can grab a fucking can.
Grab the can!
She was not grabbing the can earlier.
I was pressing every button.
That's some bullshit.
Oh, she defiant.
She said, nobody controls me, I control myself
on my own terms, 'cause she throw the can.
(character groans) Bitch.
Okay, oh, this is a game.
(woman laughs)
Wow!
They said game design.
Oh, we love chains.
(singing indistinctly)
What the fuck is this?
(singing indistinctly)
- [Child] Hi!
Oh, oh, that scared the shit outta me.
It's hard to figure out, because there's no,
they don't tell you the control.
Oh.
Okay, well, anyways, but it's the right way then,
wait, I wanna see what's over there, then.
Wait, 'cause they sending me threats.
(character groans)
They sending me threats.
Okay, I thought I killed myself.
That thing keeps on scaring!
Woo, woo! (screams)
Oh, bitch get off of me!
Hello? - Hi!
- Oh, okay.
I thought the tray was like a big ass rat!
(creepy music)
Bitch done fucked me up.
(video buzzing) - Run, just run, no!
No! Okay, that was easy.
No! (mumbles indistinctly)
(creepy music)
Get away, get away, get away.
Okay.
Stomach fucking growling.
I got scared, bitch, she just hungry.
Oh, damn.
Give me that, give me that.
Thank you, thank you!
Oh we got some bread.
Oh, we got that bread.
What, what?
Oh, should I pick it up?
Can I pick it up, child?
Oh, he gave me that bread.
Oh, a noose.
Just casual, just a casual ass noose.
The pink Lamborghini.
Just do it.
(character screams)
No, oh fuck!
(video buzzes)
I have the pink Lamborghini, just do this.
Chain, I'm 'bout to break that chain.
Just, no, no, no, shit!
Serious now, getting serious, okay?
'Cause that was some bullshit!
(character screams)
Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
(laughing) Fucking shit.
(video buzzes)
Girl you glitch, girl, oh,
okay, ride up the pink Lamborghini
this the race with China!
I'mma push this, I'mma push you.
I figured that out, wee!
(creepy music)
(video buzzing) (distorted voice mumbling)
(woman laughing)
I knew it, I knew that I'm fucking running.
Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, y'all ugly.
Bitch, bitch, boy.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
You saw how that fucking shit sped up at the end?
It fucking sped up at the end.
That was fucked up.
Let's go, 'cause you got me fucked up.
You got me fucked up! You got me fucked up!
You got me fucked.
- Glit.
Oh, oh, - Bye, bye!
- Move, go,
Go, what the fuck (mumbling).
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
here we go, bitch, y'all ain't getting me.
Y'all aint get.
Jump. Jump, jump!
(laughing) Y'all, yeah.
They thought I couldn't play these little games.
Yeah.
They thought I couldn't play
these little fucking games.
But little they know, I'm a fucking monster.
A Willy Wonk.
What are the lyrics?
Let's go girl, fitness queen!
Look at her, that was like three flights.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
(creepy music)
Oh, like why gigantic ass eye, that's so dramatic.`
What, wow.
(creepy music)
Okay, bitch, I'mma need you to run and hide.
What the fuck was that?
(character screams)
She fell through the bed.
She glitched through the mattress.
Isn't this game like a few years old?
Y'all still got glitches like that?
Okay. (video buzzes)
There's a hiding spot, that's a hiding spot.
We're about to hide.
(character coughing)
Girl you just ate.
Okay, girl I get it, you want some food.
Let's go find it, damn.
She's so dramatic.
Keep breathing heavy, too, girl, it's been like 20 minutes.
It's some meat, oh girl, get you some meat.
(upbeat music) It ain't cooked, girl,
but it's some meat! (upbeat music)
Oh, she 'bout to eat this meat.
She gon' eat that meat.
Oh, she ate that meat.
Oh, she eating this meat.
It's been a while since. (woman laughs)
Oh, loud ass plane, something 'bout to happen.
- [Child] Hi!
- Yep, yep, that's what happens,
that's what happens, that's why.
Can I go slow?
Let us go slow, I'm gonna crouch.
No, bitch, no!
No, no, no, no, no (wimpering).
Oh shit, I don't wanna see you,
nobody's here, nobody's here!
Nobody's here!
Nobody (laughs).
This is easy, okay, I'mma just go, fuck you,
fuck your shit, fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch, oh now he's coming,
he's coming (laughs) oh no! (creepy music)
- [Child] Hi!
- I knew it!
Oh shit, go, go, go!
(laughs) (video buzzes)
Is that a fucking rat?
Oh, there's multiple rats, there's so many rats.
Something in here likes to eat some rats, apparently.
(YouTuber screams)
(YouTuber laughs) (YouTuber screams)
Oh my God, oh shit!
This ain't even like super scary,
this game is like, cute scary, and I'm still terrified.
(video buzzes)
No, get, no, no, no!
I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
I didn't mean it! (laughs).
I didn't mean it! (character screams)
Hear the noise, negro!
You know what you gotta do, negro!
(screams) Oh no, oh no, oh, get up there,
get up there (laughs)!
(video buzzes) Oh, I hate this.
- [Child] Hi!
(YouTuber screams) (mumbling)
Get the fucking shoe, get the fucking shoe and run.
Oh, no!
Just go, just go!
Oh shit!
Leave me alone.
Oh, oh, don't do this!
Jump now, jump now!
No! Nobody's there, negro!
Nobody's there.
I don't know why you threaten?
Nobody's there.
(game creaks)
Shit! No!
No!
Nobody's there!
(game jingles)
No!
(woman laughs)
(creepy music)
Hehe, stupid!
Stupid!
(screaming)
Oh my God, (whines) I hate this.
Whoop! (cries) I hate this game!
(woman laughs)
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
No you can't, no you can't!
(character screams) You can?
Oh, damn!
(woman laughs)
Come on!
Okay, no, no!
(laughs) Look at your fucking dumb ass arms, bitch.
Yeah, you fucking scream, stinky!
You should find your, god, now you're fucking armless.
Oh, woo, bitch!
Woo, woo!
(woman laughs)
Oh, girl, she is so dramatic!
Eat the rat, whatever.
Nasty ass, nasty.
Nasty ass piece of shit.
You're all nasty and shit,
eating rat shit.
Bon a petite type of bitch.
Not showing your face?
Show us your fucking face.
Why you hiding?
What's to hide from?
What's the hide from?
You just killed a long arm man
and you ate a fucking rat.
Fucking rat eater.
We're about to go face some giant ass chefs.
I already know this part.
Yep.
(video buzzes) Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Ain't nobody here.
Ain't nobody here, you just dreaming.
Why she leaving footprints and all that shit?
Damn, look at her ass balancing on this wooden plank,
like if she ain't have the smallest motherfucking feet
in the world, you do a full ass flip on this plank
and not fall off.
Her acting like, oh, oh shit, whoa.
Oh no, oh, I might fall, oh shit.
Oh. (character screams)
(YouTuber screams)
Apparently she didn't fall, but (laughs).
(video buzzes)
Okay, so you're telling me this man
has two assholes, are the assholes
in the center of his booty cheeks?
That is the only way this would make sense.
If his ass is this big, he got an asshole in the middle?
Then he'd be shitting down the center.
Why is there so much water?
(character stomping)
Ugly!
Haha, ugly!
Ew, you won't pick a key up off your fucking floor?
That's so messy.
He full as looked at it, too.
He said, whatever, like clean up after
your god damn self.
What the fuck?
Ugly.
Going down, ugly!
You better not.
You, no!
No, leave me alone, leave me alone,
leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, stinky!
Haha, hah, stinky! (video buzzes)
That is so gross.
Something makes me feel like this game was made by vegans.
Oh, there's a hiding space.
I was right, I was right.
Somebody's gonna come out,
right when I do this, I'm running,
I'm fucking running, I'm fucking running,
I'm fucking running, - Hi!
- I knew it! I knew it!
This game can't get me.
Fuck! (laughs)
(video buzzing)
Watch me do this, watch me do this.
(laughing) Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck!
Okay.
- Hi! - (screams) No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, I wasn't ready.
(YouTuber laughing) (character screams)
Oh, fuck, no way!
(video buzzes)
Oh, there's multiple. (laughs)
Yummy! Uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh huh.
Shut up! You can look underneath?
Oh, he didn't see shit, though.
He didn't see shit.
Fucking running.
No, no, no.
Oh, (laughs).
- It's.
- Run!
Oh no, I hate this shit.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I fucked up, I fucked up!
Got scared, I got scared, I got scared.
Jump and grab something, grab something!
Grab (laughs).
Jesus Christ.
- [Child] Bye, bye!
- Oh, I didn't let go!
I didn't let go.
(woman speaks indistinctly)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. (character screams)
Oh.
Are we going outside?
Oh, we 'bout to take it outside.
We'd stand a sumo convention.
We'd stand a bear crew.
We fucks with a vision.
There's some condoms, y'all.
Hello, bears!
Like a twink at a bear convention.
If she a chaser?
Is she chasing?
Ain't nothing to chase, bitch, I ain't running.
I'm big for a reason.
If you want it, then just walk over.
(woman laughs)
Oh! (upbeat music)
Oh, give me some, come one.
Wait, share!
What the fuck? Share.
What? You hungry, girl, eat!
Girl, you acting all dramatic,
you 'bout to be hungry in like two seconds.
Watch me leave this fucking room
and she's like (grunting).
Bitch. (character groans)
Hello? Hello!
Girl! Girl!
Cancel that, don't know why that happened.
Don't know why they acting up.
I'm gonna join the party.
Hey girls, hey girls, hey girls!
Hey queen! (upbeat music)
Ah fuck, oh god damn it.
So, we doing a round two?
I had so much fun, I love the attention.
I have to give y'all a second showing.
Come get your dessert.
(upbeat music) Yes! Yes!
Oh, oh, oh, he got that dessert.
He deserved it, he reached far enough.
She ain't a chaser, they chasing her.
(laughs) Oh, bitch! - Hi!
Oh, my god.
What?
How?
You're so funny, Zaza.
What?
There you go, let's go.
No, no, no run!
Why weren't you running?
I was doing the thing.
Run, run, run, run, run.
No! Slide! (screams)
No! Slide, slide!
(pensive music)
That was bullshit.
(woman laughs)
Oh shit, no, no.
♪ I always feel like somebody's watching me ♪
(mumbles)
Wee!
Wee! Hoo!
I was about to say something.
Bye ugly! Bye ugly!
They are destroying everything.
No! They are destroying everything.
Why are they destroying everything?
I ain't shit!
I'm just small.
I'm tiny, I'm tiny.
You won't get that much from me.
Fuck! Fuck!
(video buzzes)
Tra la, la, la, tra la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
Fuck, no, go, go!
Oh my god!
This is ridiculous. (character screams)
I missed that, but okay, go off.
(character coughing)
She literally passes, full act.
I told y'all that was gonna fucking happen.
Whole ass buffet, pies, meat and shit.
And she said, "I'm full."
(mumbling)
Right after, now she wanna act all dramatic.
(sighs) She's the nightmare.
Taking care of her is the nightmare.
I don't want kids, okay?
This is a lot.
(video buzzes)
Get that meat, get that meat.
Get that meat! (upbeat music)
Get that meat!
Get that, no, oh.
(creepy music)
I think the queen made several points in that moment.
And there you have it, uglies.
Ugly, ugly (screams).
I'm joking, you're beautiful, you're beautiful,
you're beautiful, bitch!
Hope you enjoyed and hope you come along
with me on this journey, it's really fun.
I think I'm typically gonna do a gaming stream.
Every evening that I upload.
And also every Monday.
Not every, y'all know me.
Now every, but the ones I have available.
Okay, girl, you know she in other places sometime.
You know she got a boyfriend up north,
you don't know, I be porking some beans.
What? I mean, yeah!
Porking that bean!
Pork that bean!
Pork that!
Pork, pork, pork!
I'm joking, I'm joking, what the fuck?
Shout out to, wait okay, what the fuck.
G H E O R G U, Daria5
and lewdingblupan for re-Tweeting my last video on Twitter.
Coming up below, what games do you wanna see me play?
And hey, if there's a large upload for a certain game.
And I'll make the first stream of that game public
for everyone to watch.
Uglies hug a new, you know?
Keep things free sometimes.
I'll do more, girl, I'll do more.
I know money don't run everywhere.
That's why I'm doing this,
'cause I need it!
I actually ask for you guys to comment
down on who you're most excited
to see on every single red carpet.
Tem Tem said, Lil Nas X has been flourishing and rocking
those dresses ever since he killed Satan,
we love it for him.
And we do, he snapped that neck,
and he said, "Aye."
And Naomi Campbell, I'm joking, I'm joking,
Naomi don't come for me.
Well, I is gonna go, thank you guys
so much for watching!
Yeah, and don't forget
to like, comment, share, and subscribe!
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