[RE Intro]
[AJ Peacefully watering flowers]
???: Howdy bud! AJ: ah! Jeepers!
AJ: I'm sorry. I didn't see you there mister uh
???: Oh, Crazy Dave. I'm a neighborhood weirdo
Crazy Dave: I'm also amateur landscaper, and I live in your bushes. Say, are these your flowers?
AJ: Uh, yeah, actually I chose- Crazy Dave: Oh! these are no bueno (no good)
Crazy Dave: Nope these aint gonna last a year bud.
AJ: Not if you keep yanking them out of my gosh darn yard they won't!
Crazy Dave: Oh, well, I'll leave them alone.
Crazy Dave: They probably won't.
[Zombies slowly coming to AJ's lawn]
AJ: Holy mole hills! What are those things?!
Crazy Dave: You really are new here.
I know what you're thinking
you wish you'd stayed in bed.
Or moved to someplace safe and zombie-free!
They're rotten and stinking
and shall we say "undead"
and deathly afraid of botany!
These seeds I've brought are how we'll beat them!
These plants repel undead remains!
And if those plants fail to defeat them...
They'll feast upon our--
Zombies: Brains....
Plant a little plant in the garden
that's guardin' your lawn!
Cause an army of the dead are now knocking at your door!
Plant a little plant in the garden
or your yard'll be gone!
So let's plant a couple plants in the garden for war!
Crazy Dave: Time to bring in the big guns..
Some ssunlight and soil
are all we really need
to cut these zombie lowlifes down to size!
They're dogged and vile
and wear expensive tweed
but also, not known to be awfully wise!
The zombies are coming, stumbling down the street!
They're searching for somebody's pink, yummy-tasting brain to eat!
The groans and the moans and the creak of the bones of the zombie fleet
shed some light on our plight that we might just be dead meat!
Plant a little plant in the garden!
Discard all your stress
though our odds of any serious survival plans look low!
Plant a little plant in the garden!
Please pardon the mess
but you better pick a plant for your garden to grow!
AJ: Golly, couldn't we just plant some grizzly bears or something?
Shotguns jam and axes break
and some chainsaws tend to stall
but my flora is grade a guaranteed!
Outbreaks are a piece of cake
cause my plants stand through it all!
So let go of dread, don't fear the dead
when these plants are all you need!
Plant a little plant in the garden
That's startin' to fill!
There's a giant wave of slow-moving zombies aimed this way!
Plant a little plant in the garden!
They're Hardy to kill!
So let's plant another plant in the garden
a leafy little pea-shootin' spartan
Just plant a little plant in the garden today!
Crazy Dave: Yo. Smells like old pork and a sewage plant. My work is done. Take care.
AJ: Oh uh hey!
Thanks for... Uh...
Well, whatever this was...
[Zombies groan]
Crazy Dave: Sugar bees...
[A zombie with a lawnmower comes to the lawn...?]
[Another zombie sprays chemicals so the plants will die......]
[A goat? Ok who wrote this script???]
Crazy Dave: Welp. Time to grow us some grizzly bears.
Plants vs. Zombies: The Musical!
AJ: oh oooh hooh! Oh everybody's dead!
Crazy Dave: If you want check out any, more videos, click any of the links right over here!
Hit that smother tasting mouth!
Yeah, you smash that bell.
If you liked this song, go ahead check it out, it should be on iTunes and Spotify. Beard salute! OOOH!
Zombie: Thanks to our Patreon Encounters like Daniel Berg.
Subtitles by: David Alctar, ReadyGamerStart,