your majesty i present my air and sion
who defended our land from the northern
invaders and with his own sword
stab bloody
vanquish
scuttle the viking longships some of his
bare hands
vanquished 2 000
clown dingwall
i present
my only son
who was besieged by ten thousand romans
and he took out a whole armada
single-handedly
with one arm
with one arm he was stealing the ship
and with the other he held his mighty
sword and struck down the whole
attacking fleet lies what
or are you scared simpering jack and
apes free to mush your pretty hair at
least we have him and all our teeth if
he was a wee bit closer i could love a
gable gabriel ken