REGULAR VIEWERS OF OUR SHOW ARE
FAMILIAR WITH OUR SENIOR VP OF LATE NIGHT WEST COAST, NICK
BERNSTEIN. HE MADE A STUNNING
TRANSFORMATION AND MOST OF OUR INTERACTIONS LOOK LIKE HAD.
>> NONE OF THIS COULD BE ON TV. >> James: PROVEN TIME AND
TIME THAT HE'S GOT OUR BACK. HE'S WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR
SHOW. NICK GIVES US SO MUCH, WE
DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GIVE TO HI AND UPGRADE WHERE IT'S
OBVIOUS, THIS IS LATE LATE SHOW, SENIOR EDITION.
>> SURPRISE SURPRISE. >> NOW NICK ARE YOU STILL ON THE
PRODUCTION MEETING? ANY VIEWERS HAVE ONLY SEEN ROB'S
FACE FROM THE BOTTOM HALF FROM THE TOP HALF, THERE HE IS IN
FULL GLOW. NOW NICK YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE
ALWAYS SAYING YOU HATE YOUR OFFICE, IT FEELS LIKE A HOLDING
CELL. >> NEVER SAID THAT.
>> James: OKAY WELL THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT AND WE ARE GOING
TO SURPRISE YOU TODAY NICK BERNSTEIN WITH A FULL OFFICE
MAKEOVER. SURPRISE!
OKAY SO NICK LET'S THINK OF SOME OF THE THINGS YOU LOVE.
WHAT REPRESENTS YOU? WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, AN AWARD,
WHAT'S THIS? >> THIS IS JUST A FAMILY --
>> James: LIKE -- >> LOTS OF MEMORABILIA, THINGS
THAT WE'VE DONE. >> James: IT'S LESS CONAN
LIKE YOU DID. >> I HID LIKE CONAN.
>> LIKE LOOK WHAT'S NICK IS WATCHING ON THE TV RIGHT NOW?
HERE YOU GO. WHAT'S AFTER THIS, KIMMEL, NICK?
WE HAVE ONE HOUR TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO AN OFFICE BEFITTING
OF A MAN OF YOUR STATURE. SENIOR VP EDITION, IGNORE ALL OF
THIS, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A HUGE -- IT MIGHT BE.
HERE YOU GO. WE HAVE GOT YOU THE BEST PLACE,
WHILE YOUR OFFICE IS DONE YOU'LL BE SAT RIGHT HERE, I'VE GOT YOUR
STAPLER. >> THAT'S ALL I NEED.
>> James: I'M GOING TO CHECK ON YOUR OFFICE SEE HOW WE'RE
GETTING ON. SO EXCITING, SO PLEASED WE'RE
DOING THIS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY.
NICK'S OFFICE WILL INCORPORATE EVERYTHING THAT NICK LOVES.
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW ABOUT NICK, HORSES,
BASKETBALL, BUTTER CHICKEN, THAT'S ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, I THINK JAMES PROBABLY DID THIS JUST BECAUSE HE LOVES
MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! AND ANY CHANCE FOR THE ENTIRE
GROUP OF LATE LATE SHOW STAFFERS TO TELL ME?
I THINK EVERYBODY IS IMMEDIATELY ON BOARD WITH THAT.
>> DID YOU CHECK IN FOR AN APPOINTMENT?
THEY HAVE A PRY SELECTED LIST, YOU CAN'T --
>> YOU JUST CHECK THE BOX. I HAVE TO LOOK IT UP AGAIN.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S -- >> DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT ALLERGY
FOR SOMETHING? IF YOUR ALLERGY IS KIND OF LIGHT
BUT NOT LIKE -- >> OH YOU DO?
DO YOU NEED -- ALL RIGHT I'LL DO MY BEST, I'LL DO MY BEST.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT (BLEEP) NICK, IT'S TIME.
SO LOOK. I WANT TO YOU KNOW THAT WHAT WE
WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE AN OFFICE BEFITTING OF YOUR ST STATURE OFL
OF TELEVISION. SENIOR VCH OF LATE NIGHT WEST
COAST, THERE IS NO JUNIOR. NICK, WELCOME TO YOUR NEW
OFFICE! >> OH MY GOD!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (APPLAUSE)
>> James: YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN HERE.
YOU'VE GOT A BASKETBALL COURT, THIS IS YOUR SOW IF A, YOU HAVE
HORSES HERE EATING OATS. >> THIS IS UNREAL.
>> James: YEAH! A BEAUTIFUL VIEW.
>> I DIDN'T HAVE ANY VIEW BEFORE.
>> James: EXACTLY PERFECT. NOW THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS A STAR ON
TV YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, LOOK AT THAT, LIGHTS CAMERA,
BERNSTEIN, BRUSHES ROLLERS, LOOK HERE, ARTWORK, INSPIRATIONAL
QUOTES FOR YOU, WHENEVER YOU SHUT DOWN ANYTHING FUN THAT WE
MIGHT DO ON THE SHOW. LOOK AT YOUR NEW OFFICE CHAIR!
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT AND LOOK WHO'S AROUND YOU!
YOUR FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT HOST. SO EVERY DAY, COME IN AND LIGHT
THE CONAN CANDLES FOR YOU. YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING THIS IS
A REGULAR DESK, AM I RIGHT? >> I AM.
>> James: IT'S A REGULAR DESK.
WHAT IS THE MEAL THAT YOU EAT EVERY SINGLE DAY HERE AT THE
LATE LATE SHOW? >> IT IS A TRADER JOE'S FROZEN
BUTTER CHIN. >> James: IT IS A
MICROWAVEABLE TRADER JOE'S pBUTTER CHICKEN.
LOOK AT THIS! YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MICROWAIVE
WITH ONE BUT DONE AND ONE BUTTON ONLY BUTTER CHIN.
ALL RIGHT? NOW, I KNOW THAT THE JOB IS
STRESSFUL IT IS A LOT, CARRYING LATE NIGHT'S WEST COAST FEED ON
YOUR SHOULDERS, OKAY? SO OVER HERE LOOK AT THIS.
A CITIZEN GARDEN. THIS IS HOW -- ZEN GARDEN, HOW
RELAXING IT IS, THE VIEW THERE IS A DANGER THAT TRICKLING WATER
MIGHT MAKE YOU NEED THE BATHROOM.
YOU'RE AN EXECUTIVE, WE'VE GIVEN YOU YOUR OWN EXECUTIVE WASH
ROOM. PULL THE CURTAIN BACK, LOOK AT
THAT THE EXECUTIVE WASH ROOM. GIVE IT A TRY.
JUST SIT DOWN AND PULL THE CURTAIN.
SIT DOWN AND PULL THE CURTAIN. JUST IMAGINE I NEED THE
BATHROOM. >> EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY.
I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. >> James: YOU'VE GOT PRIVACY
AND DIGNITY. NOW NICK THERE'S ONE MORE SECRET
HERE IN THE OFFICE. >> TOILET PAPER?
>> James: NO, THAT'S ON YOU. YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE THAT FOR
YOURSELF, OKAY? I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I
COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR THIS MYSELF.
OKAY? >> OH YOU DID.
OKAY. >> James: HE LOVES IT, HE
ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT. YOU HAVE A THE BODY OF A HORSE,
THE CHEST OF A HEMSWORTH AND THE HAIR OF GLEN CLOSE.
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. HOW DID YOU FEEL?
>> I NEVER WANTED A NEW OFFICE. >> James: YOU HAVEN'T GOT
ONE. IT'S A NEW YOU, THAT'S WHAT IT
IS. LISTEN BUDDY I KNOW THIS IS A
LOT TO TAKE IN. SIT DOWN, MAKE YOURSELF A BUTTER
CHICKEN, GET YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE.
>> WILL DO. >> James: WANT TO SEE YOU
DOWN ON THE FLOOR, WE LOVE YOU. (APPLAUSE)
>> HURRAY! >> James: THANK YOU TO OUR
INCREDIBLE DESIGN TEAM, THE ENTIRE TEAM, WE THANK YOU SO
MUCH AND OF COURSE, NICK BERNSTEIN FOR ALWAYS BE SUCH A
GOOD SPORT! WE LOVE YOU NIRK WE REALLY DO.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY.