I'M DOING GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING WELL, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN TO DO A WEEK OF SHOWS IN
BROOKLYN AT THE BROOKLYN ACADEMY--
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
NEXT WEEK WE ARE AT THE BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC.
WE HEARD-- WHILE YOU ARE TAKING VACATION --
>> I'M TAKING A WEEK OFF NEXT WEEK.
I'M GOING TO FIGHT CRIME AS A COBBLER.
>> FIVE WEEKS IN A ROW.
>> Stephen: SIX WEEKS.
>> SIX WEEKS IN A ROW.
IT'S TIME FOR A WEEK'S VACATION, MY FRIEND.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY DO YOU DO?
HOW MANY DO YOU DO?
>> YOU WORKED SIX WEEKS -- >> DO YOU WORK MORE THAN SIX
WEEKS IN A ROW?
>> OF COURSE, I-- EVERYONE WORKS MORE THAN SIX WEEKS IN A ROW!
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU DO A LATE-NIGHT SHOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WAS THIS ONE OF THE THINGS YOU SAID TO LES MOONVES, I'D
LOVE TO DO THE THE SHOW AND I HAVE A WEEK'S CRUISE BOOKED AND
I NEED TO BE AWAY THEN.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD GET A BETTER AGENT.
>> WE HAVE THE SAME AGENT.
>> Stephen: YOU AND I I HAVE THE SAME AGENT.
>> HIS NAME IS JAMES DIXON.
HE CALL HIM BABY DOLL DIXON.
PEOPLE HAVE SHOARNTED IT TO BABY NOW.
PEOPLE THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT OUR DAUGHTERS BUT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT OUR AGENT S.
>> Stephen: HERE'S SOMETHING PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
>> I DO A LITTLE BIT OF ART WORK.
>> Stephen: YOU GAVE THIS TO ME CHRISTMAS A COUPLE OF YEARS
AGO.
THIS IS A PORTRAIT YOU DID OF OUR AGENT.
THIS IS JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON.
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE EYE DON'T THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO TELL
ANYBODY HIS NAME.
PEOPLE WOULD GO, "IS THAT GUY'S NAME BABY DOLL."
>> THIS IS A SCREEN PRINT.
I DREW THE SMOKE.
EACH HAS ITS OWN SMOKE CURL.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS UNIQUE?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I COULD GET FROM THIS?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOWING UP ON E-BAY?
>> NO.
I THINK YOU COULD GET $100 YOU.
>> Stephen: HAVE A VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH BABY DOLL.
>> I DO, IT'S TOO CLOSE, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON.
HE'S A VERY WEALTHY MAN, AND HE WILL TELL YOU THAT THE MINUTE
YOU MEET HIM.
>> Stephen: HERE'S ANOTHER PICTURE.
THAT'S HIM.
THAT'S THE GUY.
>> Stephen: THIS IS BABY DOLL LIKE IN MID-FEBRUARY.
THIS IS AS LOW AS THE TAN EVER GOES.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> YOU SEE, THERE'S -- >> IS IT?
>> THERE'S A RACE BETWEEN HIS SKIN AND HIS LUNGS TO SEE WHO
WILL GET CANCER FIRST.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE-- IT IS LIKE-- IT'S LIKE WHEN HE SHOWS
UP IT'S LIKE WHO PUT A FAMILY BIBLE IN A SHIRT?
>> WELL, HE-- I WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM,
BECAUSE HE STAYS AT MY HOUSE-- DOES HE EVER STAY AT YOUR HOUSE?
>> Stephen: I HAVE NEVER TOLD HIM WHERE I LIVE.
>> I FEEL LIKE HE BEHAVES DIFFERENTLY-- HE LIVES IN NEW
YORK-- WHEN HE COMES TO VISIT IN L.A.
>> Stephen: THERE'S DEFINITELY EAST COAST BABY DOLL, WEST COAST
BABY DOLL.
>> LET ME ASK YOU A COUPLE OF THINGS.
EAST COAST BABY DOLL, DOES HE WEAR A LOT OF COLOGNE.
>> Stephen: I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WITH HIM SOMEPLACE, AND HE HAS
SAID, BUT WE HAVE TO STOP.
I NEED TO GET SOME COLOGNE."
WE GO INTO A CVS AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE.
DON'T GIVE ME THE PAWK OI RABAN.
>> HE WEARS ONE KIND OF COLOGNE, VERSACE, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND HE
GOES THROUGH-- MY HAND TO STEPHEN UP THERE-- ONE BOTTLE OF
COLOGNE A WEEK.
>> Stephen: HE SMELLS FANTASTIC THOUGH.
>> HE, DOES, HE SMELLS GREAT.
SO DOES MY WHOLE HOUSE NOW THANKS TO HIM.
DOES HE CALL YOUR ASSISTANT AND ASK FOR A DETAILED DESCRIPTION
OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S SHOW SOTHAT HE CAN THEN CALL YOU AND
TELL YOU HOW GREAT IT WAS THE NEXT DAY?
>> Stephen: WELL, GOD, GOD, I HOPE NOT!
BECAUSE IF THAT'S TRUE, YOU HAVE JUST BLOWN AN ILLUSION THAT I
I THOUGHT HE ACTUALLY WATCHES WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.
>> MAYBE OCCASIONALLY, BUT RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT EVEN WATCHING THIS.
HE'S GOT TWO CLIENTS ON AT ONCE AND HE'S OUTSIDE SMOKING.
DOES HE BRAG ABOUT HOW MANY HOUSES HIGH OWNS AND COUNTRY
CLUBS HE BELONGS TO IN YOUR PRESENCE?
>> Stephen: HE'S VERY PROUD OF THAT.
>> HAS HE EVER USED THE SENTENCE, "I'VE GOT TOO MANY
CARS," WHEN IT SNOWS IN FRONT OF YOU.
>> Stephen: THE THING IS, HE'S-- IT'S YOU, ME, JON
STEWART.
WHO ELSE HAS HE GOT.
>> JON STEWART, CARSON DALY, ADAMICA ROLLA.
>> Stephen: HE'S THE REAL KING OF LATE NIGHT.
IT'S BABY DOLL DIXON.
IT'S THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.
>> THE LITTLE KING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SPEAK OF THAT,
SPEAKING OF THAT KING OF LATE NIGHT THING, PEOPLE WANT US TO
FIGHT AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.
ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
>> IT IS-- YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S A WEIRD THING.
I THINK IT WAS ESTABLISHED WITH LETTERMAN AND LENO AND PEOPLE
THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST CONTINUE LIKE THE CRUSADE.
>> Stephen: I LIKE YOU, THOUGH.
>> THANK YOU.
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
I MIGHT EVEN LOVE YOU.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
IF YOU DIED I'D CRY LIKE A BABY.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YEAH, GOD FORBID.
>> Stephen: WOW, IF I DIDN'T HAVE A SHOW, I WOULD COME TO
YOUR FUNERAL.