- [Announcer] You ears have feasted on the sound.
Your senses have sipped upon their cup of darkness.
Now prepare your soul for a new experience from Death Wish,
the Lords of Midwestern Sunrise Death Metal.
(heavy metal music)
- Hey Death Wishers, we're still hard at work
making our next album, Drowning in the Silence of Eternity
but we wanted to let you know about some exciting
new merch we're really excited about.
Death Wish coffee.
It's nearly four times more caffeinated than a regular cup.
- That's right, Roach, and it's a pound of organic
and certified fair trade coffee.
- That's one responsible cup of coffee, Manslaughter.
- It's stronger and more hard core than our newest single,
Murder Kills Again.
(heavy metal music)
- We wanted merch that really embodied our band.
- And I think we really did it.
Death Wish coffee makes my heart race, just like our music.
(heavy metal music)
- [Narrator] Unfortunately, Death Wish isn't a real band
but Death Wish coffee is 100% a real thing.
So now we're gonna find out if the world's strongest
coffee tastes any good.
- Oh dang.
- Oh.
- Alright this is the Death Wish coffee taste test.
Now everybody makes their coffee differently.
- Kara, how do you make your coffee?
- I just make a regular old pot of coffee, John.
- I normally do that to in the mornings but when
I have a little bit of extra time,
I love the process of a pour over.
So that's what I'm gonna be doing.
- Very nice.
- Eric, how do you like to make your coffee?
- I'm glad you asked.
'Cause normally everybody seems me as the clown, the goof.
- Yeah, okay.
- Well I take my coffee very seriously,
I make it in a mocha press.
This is my mocha press from home.
- Okay.
- And everybody's probably like, oh that's dirty,
gross, Eric, clean your mocha press.
You're not supposed to, okay?
So get off my back.
- I like my coffee cold brewed so this has been
sitting for the last 12 hours.
And yeah, it's ready to go.
- Alright, let's get started.
- Alright.
(metal music)
Okay, I'll start mine now.
- Are you ready to try it?
- Yeah.
Cheers?
- Cheers.
- Cheers. - Good luck.
- Oh dang.
- Oh.
- That's really good.
- That's pretty good.
- It's really smooth.
- Oh.
This is great.
- It's got some pretty nice acidity to it,
at least on mine.
- It's dangerous though because I just wanna drink
the whole glass.
- I want to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah it's almost got some chocolate notes.
- Tad bit.
- And still earthy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I dig it.
- I kind of feel like my heart's accelerating.
I don't know if it's 'cause like I'm excited
to try it or if like I'm getting amped up.
- Despite the skull and crossbones and like
the strong warnings like this is actually
a very gentle cup of coffee on my palette
but I'm assuming it's gonna get my blood going.
- Yeah.
- [John] So.
- Yeah.
- We'll find out.
- That was Death Wish coffee, I mean,
it is a really good coffee if you like coffee
and then it'll buoo!
- It'll wake you up.
- Cheers.
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