- I love games. You know I love games,
and I've been playing a game with my guests lately.
It's really, really fun.
It's called "Never Have I Ever,"
but today I'm going to do something
I've never done before.
I'm gonna--this is history we're making.
Check under your seats. You have paddles,
and I am going to read a statement,
and if you've done it before, you're going to say, "I have,"
and if you haven't, you're gonna hold up, "I have never."
Okay?
I may have follow up questions, but don't worry about it.
[audience laughter]
And the only people who are going to see this
are the people who are watching TV on this--
[audience laughter]
Okay, no lying! Everybody be honest.
We--we encourage honesty always.
Okay, so again, if you've done it, you have.
If you haven't, never have-- "I have never."
[cheering]
[audience laughter]
Okay. Sir, right here?
In the second row?
What did you say to your boss?
- I work with my dad, and uh, he thinks--
[audience laughter]
He thinks I'm actually, right now--
he thinks I came down here
for something to do with my bankruptcy.
- Oh. [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
Well, you still may be down here for bankruptcy, because--
[audience laughter]
Well, thanks for lying to your boss so you could come see me.
All right. - Thank you.
Wow.
Right here, this couple. Is it each other, or--who did--
[audience laughter] - No, no, no!
- Who did you check out?
- We checked out everybody, pretty much.
[audience laughter]
- There was somebody in pink.
(audience) Oh!
- Wow, somebody in pink? [audience laughter]
Wow, everybody's been checking her out.
Everyone knows who it is! [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
Wow, did you know that everyone was checking you out, ma'am?
- I think so.
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
Is this your boyfriend next to you or husband?
- Yes.
- All right. [audience laughter]
So are you used to people checking her out, sir?
- Oh, absolutely. - Yeah, all right.
You're used to it. That's so funny
that everyone knew who they were checking out.
[audience laughter]
All right--
Most people have never, and the people who said "I have"
are the only ones on online dating.
[audience laughter]
Like, gone to Mardi Gras.
- Whoo! [laughter and talking]
- Lady in pink, what have you done?
[audience laughter] - No, no--
- No. - No, I can't do that.
All right.
A bunch of people have!
[audience laughter] Wow.
How'd that turn out with your friend?
You still friends with those people?
[laughs], oh.
That's my audience, half and half--I like it.
I like it. [audience laughter]
Uh, let's see.
[audience laughing and talking]
Ma'am, right here in the coral. What have you tried?
What did you see that you were interested in?
- I mean, it's not that great. It's just handcuffs.
I wish it were greater. - Just handcuffs?
- Yeah, I wish it were better.
- Did you like it?
- No. - No.
[audience laughter]
Who else said they've tried something
from "50 Shades of Grey"?
Back here, back here, over there.
Let see, we haven't been to this side yet.
Okay, don't sort of flash it and then not want to tell the story.
[audience laughter] What was it?
- It was before "50 Shades of Grey," so--
but it was still the stuff that they do in that.
- This side likes to kind of go off course.
This side-- [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
There's a dream [indistinct],
but it wasn't "50 Shades of Grey."
What--what was it?
- Just a little bit of everything.
[laughs] [cat calls]
- Little bit of everything.
All right. Wonderful. - [laughs]
- Who actually has tried something from--
[audience laughter]
Okay--Andy, over here. She just raised it.
Yes?
- Spanking. Spanking, spanking--
- Spanking. - Spanking, spanking.
You tried spanking. - Love it.
- Love it, love it, love it. - You do?
[audience laughter] - Oh, yeah, I love it.
I love it, I love it. Yes, 100%.
You love spanking? - Yes.
Being spanked. - Right.
Being spanked. Yes, I understand.
Are you in a relationship?
- Yes, 14 years. - Wow.
- He's very happy. - You can take this paddle home.
if you need it. [audience laughter]
- I will, thank you! [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
All right.
Thanks for sharing all that with me.
We've learned so much, but let's do one more.
One last one. Never have I ever
danced with Ellen on the show.
Well, then, let's do it!