- Thank you.
It's been a little roughly lately.
It's nice to have people look out for you.
This is insane.
- You're hot now.
Get used to it.
(upbeat music)
(bell rings)
- Oh, Hey.
- Hi.
Sorry, I was looking for Mr. LaRusso.
He's been training me back here in the dojo.
- Then I should thank you.
He tried roping me into it.
- So you must be the daughter he talks about all the time.
- I would hope so.
I'm Samantha.
- Robby.
- Hey, what about him?
- Oh, that's Cameron something.
- Kweller, I think.
Weird, he's nowhere to be found.
- Wait, he made one tweet in 2019 and all it said was no.
- It was like he doesn't exist.
- And kinda just seems like he hates everybody.
Except for her.
- Nisha Mundiam.
- I always thought they were dating.
- Doubtful, pretty sure she's gay.
- My bad bro!
- Fascists!
- He is a total disaster.
Weird, arrogant, antisocial.
(duo laugh)
Great.
(bell rings)
- What about you?
(soft music)
- I like to eat.
(soft music)
- I thought we weren't...
- We weren't.
(soft music)
- I'm talking about this.
And this.
And these.
- Not the eyelashes.
They're glued on pretty tight.
♪ I love to love ♪
(bell rings)
- I don't want to have to hit a girl.
- You wouldn't stand a chance.
- Five against three?
More like 2 and a half.
(people grunting)
- Demetri, look out!
- Look out!
(people grunting) (uptempo music)
(crowd hissing)
- We saved your chicken.
- Jordan's her ex.
He totally humiliated her
in front of like a zillion people.
- Oh my God, she's dying up there.
- Wait Kweller, I really don't think you should go...
Kweller, this is a truly awful idea!
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ Like I'm living a teenage dream ♪
♪ You really turn me on ♪ All right, Kweller.
♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
- That's the bet guy?
- Yeah.
- Always deserved.
♪ My heart stops when you look at me ♪
(bell rings)
(upbeat music)
♪ Kiss me ♪
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪
♪ Lead me ♪
♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
- What?
- This party is ridiculous.
- Remember what your dad says.
There's good in everyone.
She just has to be shown the right way.
But if you want to kick her ass,
I won't be stopping you.
(both laugh)
- Oh no way, oh that's too perfect!
- I might have said something to the DJ.
- That is such a Duckie move.
You're a Duckie in standard clothing.
♪ Come by and let me finish on you ♪
♪ You are my love ♪
♪ I want your heart just for a minute ♪
♪ Come by and let finish on you ♪
(bell rings)
- Should have known.
- Robby?
It's not what you think.
- What, did you 2 get together second I was gone
or wait a week to make it look good?
- It's not like that.
- At least now I know why you stopped writing.
- I stopped writing because you never answered!
- Yeah, well it's kind of hard to write back
in between getting my face busted in!
- I didn't know.
- Oh, you wouldn't have cared even if you did know.
- It's not her fault!
- Stay out of this.
- I don't think I will.
- I was hoping you would say that.
(people grunting)
- Robby, don't!
- You 2 deserve each other.
- You ever go near my sister again...
- What?
- Get it, J.
(crowd gasping)
- Yes!
- Oh!
- Classic Johnny Wing move.
- The hell was that?
- I'm pretty sure that was me kicking your ass.
(crowd laughs)
- Get him! - Yeah!
(crowd gasps)
- Cameron, that's enough.
(bell rings)
(upbeat music)