Hurry up, buddy.
I'm going as fast as I can. There.
You're making a sandwich?
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die with turkey in my mouth.
I'm getting notes of pot roast.
That's because it's pureed pot roast.
Yeah, it's definitely roasty. Also very potty.
Okay, you've sampled seven different purees.
Just pick one.
What's in your carrot puree again?
Carrots!
That sounds delicious.
I missed you.
And I've missed Nacho Ball. Get out of my way.
Okay, well, if your little concert is over
I'm going to go back to work now.
Yeah, yeah, do whatever, I don't care.
Who's texting, your mom?
Is she still married? What's her deal this days?
Oh! I did not miss that.
This answer key is tearing us apart.
Whoa.
Oh, my God!
- Who does that?! - What?
That's your first bite of an apple?
Of course. Stem first, butt second.
Oh, my God!
This is how everybody eats apples!
Top, bottom, then the core, after that, you want some more.
Who is teaching you kids?
- You are! - No one.
Shall we enjoy some news?
Some yummy waffles, fresh news and the morning without Ray.
Clink.
Oh, my God!
What?
Middle bite with the peel, grow as tall as Shaq O'Neal.
Sometimes I think you guys was just raised by wolves.
I'm not- I'm not doing it.
Hey, hey, look at me. I'm a human doing human things.
Human words. Yes, yes, I'm a human.
They're so cute when they do that.
- Thank you, Chapa. - Thank you.
Oh, these are good, so good.
I hate it here.
Who wants a donut?
Nobody wants your floor donuts. Is that a floor busting cream?
'Sup, schoolios?
What are you doing?!
What?
Turn it around, bite the crust, that's a pizza you can trust.
Who wants sushi fresh from Japan?
I do.
Ah, look at that.
Well, I prefer my fish... cooked.
[laughing]
And I prefer my fish... sc- screamed,
I don't know, just... [screaming]
[groaning] [laughing]
I'm sorry, guys. I'm ruining everything out there.
Hey, here, buddy.
Have a little Captain Mannaise.
No. That stuff is disgusting.
You know that's what I thought, too
but after you eat like half a tub of it,
it starts to grow on you.
Bose's stepdad is gone.
You are lucky I have my theater scarf.
We can't! No!
[unintelligible]
when you get around to clean up the Man Buggy,
don't wipe off the Man's mud.
Why?!
The blue one!
Oh, and buy more of these vanilla wafers.
Well, ladies, are you enjoying your burger?
Your tacos?
Your escargot?
Ugh.
Cake?
[several females] Yes.
Excellent.
Cheese me, monkey.
Thank you.
These are the best chicken nuggets
I've ever had in my life.
It's cause I made 'em from scratch.
- What's your secret? - You don't want to know.
Come on.
No, seriously, if I tell you
what all these nuggets are made out of,
it will haunt you for the rest of your lives.
Ray? Did you fire up the hot tub full of oil and cook--
Okay. The flooding in my apartment has been fixed.
[cheering]
[unintelligible]
Hey, thank you so much for letting me crash here
and for deciding not to eat me.
[laughing]
Crazy.
[unintelligible]
[sighing] It's been a great hang.
Hey, Brainstorm, you gonna send me
that article about prison reform?
Check your email.
You're an animal.
No, you are.
Well, uh, I know we promised ourselves
we wouldn't cry when I left,
so, I'm not even going to make eye contact with Volt.
Don't look at me.
But, I will say this.
Captain Man, I did not know one could make
such good chicken nuggets out of soy.
Soy?
[groaning]
Too much meat.
[laughing]
Or as my mom calls it, splashing from her eye.
Yeah! [laughing]
This doesn't work.
I know.
You can't suck a sandwich through a straw
unless it's been pureed.
I know.
My new Grand Theft Horse [unintelligible]
Rancho Cucamonga's about stealing horses.
I did not know that the horse was the thief.
When can I play?
As soon as you finish that broccoli, big dog.
I finished the broccoli, it's finished.
Nah, dude, you got to eat those trunks.
It's where the vitamins hide.
Hello, I'm Lightsby.
Anybody want a grilled cheese bite?
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Hey, you took all of them.
[belching]
I'm so thirsty.
Oh, well, the aliens put in
some new beverage bottle over there.
You should hit it.
I'm not drinking out of that thing.
Why not?
'Cause it looks like a hamster bottle.
It's demeaning.
Nah, you just got to get down on all fours.
Hey, is there any way you can contact your ex-girl...
Holy hamster, Ray's actually doing it.
Nobody look at me!
You know, now that I see it actually is kind of demeaning.
Yeah, like 100%.
Funny but demeaning.
Chapa?
Trying to eat your keyboard?
I got hungry.
Well, you can I ask these two for some food.
'Cause it looks like they're trying to cook Tiny Ray.
[screaming]
I don't know what came over me, man.
Let's never speak of this again.
AWOL, we gotta go.
I got to get my bites in.
Why are you eating cabbage?
We need to go rescue that cute girl.
My name is Mandy. But thank you.
I'm having a very bad day and I needed that.
According to this article on BuzzFood,
once you take 10,000 bites of cabbage,
you'll be able to dunk like Lebron.
Cabbage is gross, though.
Hey, nothing tastes as good as dunking feels.
9,569!
Here's your fajita puree
and there's your Fettuccine Alfredo.
Thank you.
That hits both my stomachs.
Sorry y'all.
- Doesn't anybody knock anymore? - Gotta grab a fresh head.
Yoink.
Is that toilet cabbage?
So, what we talking about?
What does he have to do?
He has to eat... unicorn poop.
- No. - Just do it.
Eat up, cupcake.
On the door, okay?
We don't have all day.
[unintelligible] get away.
It would be great if you would hurry.
Come on, let's go.
Not bad.
You need to eat more of it.
- Come on. - Let's go.
Stuff it.
[cheering]
I think this is cotton candy.
- Cool. - That's great.
Best poop I've ever had.
Come on.
[unintelligible]
Okay.
Is it just me or does pizza tastes better
when it comes with a superhero discount?
It's not you, man,
discount pizza just be indifferent.
It's the taste. Something about...
Captain Man? [chuckles]
You're just in time to watch me fondue you in.
Wow. Wow.
Just pull the lever.
[screaming]
[groaning]
I was just looking for my doughnut.
It's in your hand.
The other one.
Oh. It's always in the last hand I look in.
No reason to clamor. Plenty of butter to go around.
That's right. At our farm, butter grows on trees.
So good.
Get in my mouth.
Aye. Your appetites be as big as me beard.
Oh. Shiver me timbers,
this is some good food, Big Beard.
I'm so full, I couldn't eat another bite.
Which is a shame.
Me daughter, Lilith, be on the way
with some of our famous shrimps on a sword.
Oh, well, you didn't let me finish.
Um, I couldn't eat another bite unless it's served...
on a sword.
[laughing]
Order up for Danger Force.
AWOL--
No, me first, I'm most important.
Okay, um, AWOL...
You can teleport these shrimp to your belly.
That's not how I consume food, but thank you.
Volt, I think you'll find these shockingly tasty.
Wordplay fun.
Shout Out, one bite and you'll scream with delight.
Oh, wordplay fun.
And last, but not least... Brainstorm.
The boy who storms my brain... daily.
I was kinda wanting some wordplay.
♪ We got toasted buns And we're cheesy for days ♪
♪ Spread our love Like it's Captain Mannaise ♪
♪ You know we'll give it to you Well done ♪
♪ You know we'll bringing on The big guns ♪
♪ Cause we are brilliant [unintelligible] ♪
♪ Burger party, burger party Burger, burger party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party ♪
♪ We're gonna party ♪
[cheering]
It's your line.
[cheering]
The end.