[MUSIC PLAYING]
CARLOS LAGO: NESTORCHAVEZ says, Carlos
is starting to get that dad bod.
You better believe it.
Take a look at this.
ALISTAIR WEAVER: This is JAMESBOND, no relation.
This guy is too tall to make a car review.
He makes the car looking smaller and lower.
There's a reason why in all the TV commercials,
usually the tiny actors are being used.
It's true.
Sorry, ladies.
I am no Tom Cruise.
ELANA SCHERR: MARKP-- how does this person keep their job?
She's terrible as a car reviewer.
See, what he doesn't know is that my job
is to be terrible as a car reviewer.
MARK TAKAHASHI: KARTAVIMISHRA says, someone give this man
some sunscreen, awkward face.
I know where this is from.
This from the Kia K5.
And I was wearing sunscreen, but I was sweating so
much it wore off.
And I was peeling so much for two weeks
that I looked like the toxic Avenger.
So thank you for your concern.
ALISTAIR WEAVER: DAVIDSLAVIN, five months ago.
Perhaps the worst review of any car I've ever seen.
Congratulations, big exclamation mark.
Well, at least I am the best worst, David, sort of.
CARLOS LAGO: INSPIREDDELTA.
Almost puked at 5:33.
Jesus, get a nail clipper.
[LAUGHS] Did you get a macro on these guys?
ALANA SCHERR: All these dudes describing
"charming" nuanced cars, and Elana be like,
Viper 720s Hellcat.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, he's right.
I am like that.
MARK TAKAHASHI: YOUGEAR100 says, this guy talks too slow.
He's lulling us all to sleep on a very exciting topic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
ALISTAIR WEAVER: This is HAMANN, who has a picture of Joe Biden.
Is it just me or does the reviewer look
like he had a crazy night out at a bar
before filming this video?
He looks hung over AF, whatever AF means, LOL.
Honestly, I haven't had a night out in a bar since about March.
This is just my usual hangdog demeanor.
I would love a night out in a bar.
CARLOS LAGO: Hey, Carlos, let's get some hair dye.
You're too young to be sporting that gray hair.
I can assure you, I am not.
[LAUGHS]
ELANA SCHERR: KEITHSIMPSON says, they
would put a girl in the Hellcat.
Just another reason to say it's slow,
when if you know how to drive it, probably be a better race.
#UGOTTAKNOWHOWTOHANDLEMOPAR.
I mean, I did lose, but I don't think it
had to do with my being a girl.
Also, I personally own seven MOPARs,
so if I haven't learned how to handle them yet, you know,
you--
no, I-- he's right, he's right.
They should have put someone else in it.
MARK TAKAHASHI: RAYNELLHOLMES-- I fit perfectly back here,
says the short Korean guy.
A, I'm 5 foot 10.
B, I'm American, with Japanese descent.
Raynell.
Raynell?
ALISTAIR WEAVER: JHIGH, four months ago.
Oy, blimey guv'nor.
Here in the US we call it Nee-sahn, not Niss-in.
Blimey guv'nor?
It's like Dick Van Dyke.
Nee-sahn, the Nee-sahn Rogue.
Oh, my God, you guys.
I mean, this is how I like normally talk,
like yeah, like totally.
I gotta Instagram this, y'all.
CARLOS LAGO: HAWKEDANDLOADED-- you
know Ben Affleck hits a career rock bottom when
you see him reviewing Jeeps.
[LAUGHS] I'll trade him net worth any day of the week.
I'll be sad Ben Affleck any day.
Any day.
ELANA SCHERR: 1XCOSX1-- the lady is especially annoying.
I wonder if she complains if her iPhone weather app tells her
that it's sunny.
He called me a lady.
MARK TAKAHASHI: JULEDJOHN-- the reviewer
was great in Fast and the Furious movies.
I'm not bald.
And my voice is a lot higher.
Who's he talking about?
ALISTAIR WEAVER: IANCLANCY--
Alistair calls the Porsche 911 a glorified Volkswagen Beetle.
It may be sarcasm, but what an idiotic and ignorant statement
from an editor in chief.
Quite right, Ian, quite right.
CARLOS LAGO: SUPERFASTJELLYFISH-- Carlos
looked so young when he was on Motor Trend.
Now he's looking like a DILF.
Time passes, I guess.
And thank you?
ELANA SCHERR: OSCARSCHMIDLAPEN-- if only Edmunds
would pay their reviewers more than minimum wage
so nice ladies like Elana could afford
to buy pants without holes.
I don't know what he's talking about.
MARK TAKAHASHI: Huh.
He reminds me of a skinnier version of psy.
Hmm.
I don't know how to respond to that.
Thank you for calling me skinnier?
Because this COVID-19, it's taken some effort to keep in.
ALISTAIR WEAVER: UHHSON'S$29.99PL
USTAXKIDSMEDIUMGRAYHOODIE--
what?
That is literally somebody's YouTube handle.
10:30-- why do they have this [BLEEP] junky
driving the GT500?
He looks like he misplaced his favorite spoon.
[LAUGHS] What?
I'm like, this is just nonsense.
CARLOS LAGO: LUCKYSQUIRREL1256-- how long are your thumbnails?
They look incredibly long.
Don't have a ruler, but if you could tell me
what the regulation length is, I'd like to know.
ELANA SCHERR: PEPESHOPPING says, leather jacket really makes
it more believable.
I mean, yeah, it kind of does.
See.
I mean, you tell me.
Is it less believable now?
I need to go now, talk to my therapist.
CARLOS LAGO: I hope you enjoyed this emotional abuse
as much as we might have.
Anyway, thank you guys for watching.
Leave good comments.
We'll read them and like them, sometimes, hopefully.
Positive positivity.