-You sort of play an NPR-type host on the show.
Do you feel like -- You have a wonderful voice for it.
Would you like to do a podcast yourself one day
about horrific things?
[ Laughter ] -Yes.
-Yeah.
-I would love it. I mean, it's -- it's so fun.
There's such a fun quality of working
but not having to be on-camera, I think.
You know, just using your voice
or doing something like animated film or whatever.
It's so interesting. It's such a different medium.
-I feel like for like 20 years, it felt the really smart people
were the ones who were doing animated film.
'Cause that was like three days' work
on a movie that made hundreds of millions of dollars.
And you just, like, dined out the rest of your life.
And they're like, "How'd you but this house?"
And you're like, "I was a raccoon in a..."
-Exactly right.
-"I had two lines as a raccoon,
and, like, it was like a heist movie with -- Yeah."
But you -- But now you like podcasts.
That's the thing. So you -- I feel like --
Yeah, you got to jump into it now that the world knows.
-I'm in. I don't know what I'm going to talk about.
But I would -- I could -- Oh, books on tape.
-You -- Oh, you want to do that?
-I could do that. -Yeah, definitely.
-'Cause I'm not sure if I have anything to say, but I could --
You do other people's words.
-I mean, I feel like if you do a true-crime podcast,
like, you know, you do a little research ahead of time.
They don't just, like, give you a thing
and be like, "What happened? Explain."
-I have to be an investigative journalist,
which is really I want to do, or, like, work in the morgue.
-Okay, gotcha. -It's like one or the other.
-You would work in a morgue?
-I am fascinated by the human body, the anatomy.
I want to see the muscles.
-I hope this isn't a terrible idea.
-Show me the bones. -You have a podcast.
It takes place in a morgue and it's called
"Jessica Biel: Who's in This Drawer?"
And then -- [ Laughter ]
And you just talk it through.
It's like -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-Who's gonna finance this?
-I think anybody will. -Will you finance this for me?
-Yeah. It'll be like those unboxing videos,
but it's like, "And now..."
-Oh, my God.
-"...I am putting my hands on the blanket.
And I'm gonna pull it back, and, oh, boy.
Look at that."
[ Laughter ]
You were talking to me backstage.
Your son is 4 1/2? -Yeah.
-You went to Yellowstone. When did you do that?
-We go -- I'd say we were there, I think --
We were there in the summer. -Okay, gotcha.
-I mean, we go if we can in the winter always.
-Is he outdoorsy? Is he taking to the outdoors?
-Yeah. He loves it.
-What do you guys do?
-Well, you know, we try to go on a hike,
which is about 30 feet down the trail.
And then you turn around
'cause he did a good job and he found a stick.
You're like, "Whoo, we did it."
Well, kids with sticks are basically, especially boys,
they're like, "I don't think we're going to beat this, guys."
-Yeah.
"I feel like we should go back to the house
and see what I can hit with this stick."
-That's true. Exactly.
-And then what about skiing?
'Cause your -- your son's a year older than mine.
We're talking about, "Is this the winter we get him up on skis?"
Have you tried? -Yes.
We tried, I think, too early. He was 2 or 2 1/2.
-I mean, I've seen videos of 2 1/2-year-olds enjoying it.
-Yeah, so have I. Not my kid.
-Right, right.
-My kid, he was just like, "What is this?"
And then you put the skis on, and he was like, "Really?
Seriously?
I can't even move in this giant -- I'm covered in down."
I mean, he was not excited about it.
And then I do feel like
if you have a bad first experience with something,
that will set you back a decade.
-Yeah, I'm worried. -Yeah.
I'm a little worried about mine, too.
But, of course, the only -- I hate skiing.
-You do? -Yeah, I really do.
And I grew up in a skiing family.
-Why do you hate it?
-It's just like, I get it. You know?
-You go down. -Yeah.
-You go up. -And it's like, "All right.
So there's a place -- and that building over there has a fire,
right, and I can read a book there?
All right." -See ya.
-Best of luck.
-I get it, too. -Yeah.
-But I love it. I love it.
[ Applause ]
-You do love it. -I love it.
-That's right. You grew up a skier.
-I did, but I'm a snowboarder, and I have been for a long time,
and now I have to relearn how to ski.
-Oh. See, that is another fear. -Which is hilarious.
-Yeah, the other thing is, like, I feel like when your kid --
if your kid at some age decides to learn a foreign language,
you could say, "You know what? I'm going to learn with him."
Because you will look the same.
But, like, when adult is learning to ski with their kids,
you look dumb as [bleep]
-You really do. It is not a good look.
-Yeah, I feel like the window's closed.
I'm going to have to make up a story of like,
"Daddy was too good,
and they told him he couldn't ski anymore."
-That's right. "Daddy, get off the mountain.
You're embarrassing everybody."
-Yeah. It is always so lovely to see you.
Congratulations on the show. And thank you for coming back.
That's Jessica Biel, everybody.