[Intro Music]
Michael- This is Rage Quit Rage Quit. Because thats
The name of the game and the name of the show
Or it's just called rage quit... squared.
But I don't know if you can put that little 2 in the Youtube
Name, Video title
If you can then I did it! And holy shit it looks awesome!
Firing off into a wonderful adventure- I'm already dead. I have one death.
(Sarcastically) You know a games great when there's a death counter at the top its a tell tale-
Oh! Alright.
We got some music there out of nowhere...and now its gone.
Welcome to Level 2
So I'm the little green square - there it is again
All you do is - GOD DAMN IT let me explain it!
All you do is move around woah fuck, fuck me I moved the whole screen
Ok so you're...
...God damn it.
You're the green square don't hit the red sqaures!
The arrow keys move, gotta get to that box to beat the level.
RAGE QUIT GO!
Here we go, here we go, woah there we go. fuck.
God damn it!
It's just an insult- if you fucking DIE BEFORE THE MUSIC STARTS
uuh huh HUUUH AH uh AAAH!
Can I just get to level 3, can I...
If I can get to a level that starts with music, I'll consider this a success that's all I need
oooh oh shit! shit! shit! SHIT! SHIT! YES!!!
Fucking finally.
Holy crap.
Still no music. Go to hell.
uuuuuuuuuUUUUH OH CRAP!
CRAP!
crap.
ooh first try do it. First try.
first try! FIRST TRYYYYYYYYY! YUH!
I beat it first try. Well, I'm dead.
Where am- oh fuck I didn't even see where I wa- oooh k. Alright. Stop.
ooooh here we go here we go here we go here we goooooo nailed it.
NO! Nailed it. Nailed it.
[Coin Noise] Woah what was that di- you- it made a little coin noise you hear that shit?
It was like...
[Imitated Coin Noise]
That was just a warm up.
Now let's begin the real challenge.
Holy shit so those weren't actual levels.
Great!
Wonder if I can just like Cloudberry Kingdom it and set it on a path where...
...once I make it through one, it'll make it through all of them.
And I'm trying to do that and it doesn't appear to be working.
I think, I think they're on to me.
Yep they're onto me. Stop, just stop.
Just stop hitting the first one.
STOP HITTING THE FIRST ONE!
Look at this! Look at THIS! Like a fucking science nerd, I figured it out.
Take that, Science!
FUCK!
I'm at level 1 and I have 111 deaths!
That just makes me look like an asshole!
This is level 6...
Don't lie to the people.
Furthest we made it, furthest we made iiiiit. YEEAAAAAAAAH
Go to level 2! The REAL level 2!
[whispering] God you fucking suck...
you SUCK! You SUCK MICHAEL!
Why am I so mean to me?
UGH! UUUNGH!
Makin' noises; Nyeaahhhhhmm gyaaahhhh... Yeaaahhhh!
Aww gawd awwww I made it I made it. I made it.
CONFIDENCE! That's what'll getcha the- Oh shit there's two now!?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
You know who's playing here, you know who I am?
How the fuck am I gonna beat this!?
Down an right, that's all we need.
That's all we need baby that's all we need. Down.
Got it. Right OH my god!
Yes!
Impossible...
...or not!
OH GOD! FUCK! FUCK! Fuck!
Just let me get over there I just wanna get...
Just let me they no eh oh just le- yeah noo yeah let me get ne- COME ON!!!
stay.
Staaayy
FFUUUUCK!
Agggghhhh! It's so hard to remain patient!
I just wanna rush!
I just wanna rush through it, but it doesn't work!
But I'm too dumb! I'm too dumb to learn!
OOOHHH I MADE IT! I MADE IT PAST ONE QUADRANT!!!
WOOOOO!
Alright, lets watch me fuck this up IMMEDIATELY
Wow! Alright, 2 for 2
[Sharp inhale, then exhale]
Ok, just going over we wanna go stooooop.
Holy shit the music's different?
[Sarcastically] Wow!
Ok, so this'll be the same thing I need to stop in the middle and zig-zag
'Kay? Doesn't look that hard.
[4 consecutive desk slams]
I- I lost it I lost it. I- my- my- I lost track and it turned into I don't know what I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
Rage Quit: I don't know what happened
FFUUUUUUUUCK!
[Whining] Give me a break, man!
Cut me some slack!
You know what I'm dealing with here you know what kind of pressures I'm under?
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
YOU'RE A FAT FUCK!
YOU'RE A FAT, PURPLE FUCK
If you like that shit, click this shit.
Shit. Like his butt.
And if you like this cock, click his cock.
For more ca-ca
[Outro noises]