3d print a Hylian Shield and then use it to protect yourself from Dragon Age Sword Chopsticks
because I’m Jake, and and this is episode 33 of game lut.
Carry your BloodEchos in this BloodBorne Messenger Bag and don’t forget to attach your mirror's
edge keychain so you can run away from Starcraft Zergling Slippers or else they’ll hunt you
down like an animal!……crossing bowtie.
whew, now that you’ve escaped, put on a Super Mario Bikini relax in the water on a
NES Controller Pool Float.
And if you see a zora beneath the waves place it in this Legend of Zelda Fish Tank.
Once you’re ready to work again put on a Bizzaro Cape... onto your desk chair and plug
in an Iron Man Mouse because your workload is looking pretty Stark.
Plugging in that mouse was a whole lotta work, lets open up this wookie cookie jar and eat
some cookies made with these Nintendo Inspired Cookie Cutters, But if you’re in a hurry
there’s always street fighter curry which-oh my Dahlsim, it burns!
it BURNS DOWN FOR WHAT!?- Pokemon Tank top.
But seriously there is a fire so pour out whatever's’ in your League of Legends Mug
and douse the flames!….oh wait was that Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote Energy Drink,
this could be bad, just make sure you don’t get any in your mouth with a bane-wool knit
beanie.
But if the zombies do appear use your team fortress atomizer bat to take care of business.
And since you’ve got already got a bat might as well complete the Ness look with the Awesomeness
Combo Pack, complete with shirt, hat, yoyo and pins.
And now lets look at some prints depicting the color schemes of Miyazaki films
Here I got you these Borderlands Earrings and to go with your amazing 1950’s style
Pac-Man Dress.
What?
Oh you just want to be friends?
Let me just blow out these Atari Joystick candles.
What?
No I’m not crying it’s just raining...only on my face.
Here have some Pokeball Friendship Necklaces!
They come in pokeball and master ball and can be custom engraved.
Why don’t we just hang out and play this Pokemon Balancing Game, where you have to
stack the little deadly pikachus on top of a sleeping snorlax - or maybe it’s time
to put on an Assassins creed replica ezio cape, equip Edwards Hidden Blade and accept
my Destiny- Mask of the Third man.
But if you’d rather take a trip down memory lane why not buy a custom painted playstation?
Or better yet play some games with these Ghost Buster Playing Cards.
Then bust out this Space Invaders Jenga set to really get the party started.
Or you Ken try and beat me in Street Fighter Chess Set.
Well you won so celebrate your victory with this awesome set of Nintendo Characters re-imagined
as programs in Tron
Once the party tires you out throw on a deadpool onesie, curl up on a Totoro Bed and eat some
cereal using one of these Nintendo themed food bowls.