This says 37 ex-boyfriend tag questions to help you gain closure and I read it as questions to help you gain exposure
Hi guys welcome to making out with my ex-girlfriend. I'M FREAKING OUTTTTTT. Hi guys
We're doing it you better actually kiss me. I hate this, listen
We're exes. We broke up about two years ago, so like really relevant. Oh man. No one's gonna know
what we're talking about we're so irrelevant. Yeah...
We never made a why we broke up video
So, you're welcome for this one now. That would have went really well. Could you imagine ?
What would have happened if we made a breakup video would be "Space". WOAH, did you think "Space" was written about you ? HAHAHA
That's so great you think that's about you ? But wrong that was not about you. Right that was your other person you dated. BUCKLE UP BUCKLE UP !
We should do this more often, this is so fun
You miss our channel ?
What if we actually had an exes channel ? *** you, WE WERE GOING TO ! When ?
when I was gonna move back in,
you were like oh wait *** you gotta be a crazy person
and come and break into your house and steal shit.
Oh my god, you have me confused with someone else.
You went and stole a bike. MY bike !
Yeah ! I stole my bike. That was the last thing I had here !
[singing] stole my bike ! I stole my...
This is... arguing with my ex-girlfriend
about... everything
so we're gonna answer some Q's (questions)
And if we don't kill each other
then we're gonna kiss
all right first question : Why don't you love me ?
Second question : what's my name ?
I'm sorry, I'm just *** with you.
What's my birthday ?
December 21st.
Are you ser(ious) that was a joke !
that was a jo(ke) (rires)
what the *** with you *** ! *** you ! Is it really (???)
It's that it ? what's my birthday ?
Oh July 13th !
How long did we date ?
Wait, what was our anniversary...
It's April and then we broke up in more no, no, that's our anniversary
I just said that is our anniversary like it's still like we're back together or something
Can you imagine we've been together the whole time
so we were together for a year, what was our song ? Anchor Michaelson ?
Oh my god. You made that whole video. What did you put ? I wrote this question because I didn't think we had one
Why did we break up ? Do you want to hear what I always tell people ? wait, yeah !
You and your last ex why'd you guys break up?
There's no one interested in me why do they want to know my past? What do you say to people?
I don't say anything you went and talk shit on me. Oh yeah, but
Gonna go over here, so we get it you were angry
You needed to write 2 songs and also have like a public MENTAL BREAKDOWN. It's fine
You know how 2 people the other person's positive should it should help that person's riight and vice versa our
Challenges that we had made each other worse, and that's why we broke up
Oh my god. Yeah. No, that's true so hey Ali. Why did we break up um um um?
All right, it was bad. There was a lot of things
This is so awkward I could hear the crickets
They're actually outside like they're real crickets, but they're not helping
Did we ever hook up after the breakup Allison listen go on the answer it did we
Define hookup so we went out with Rose and Rosie one night
That was a night that wasn't nice, and then they left we were just dancing and then you
Kissed me. Oh my god. Oh my god
We cooked jambalaya and macaroni and cheese together we cry together. We just held each other
It was really sweet and really sad and really like oh oh
Glad you felt that way we talked about it. You're like soooo and it was like wait. You kissed me and you were like
I got a lot of explainin to do to my therapist
Had to retract that statement real quick oh my god, that's so embarrassing I can't believe we're telling the Internet all this
What is one thing that you miss? What's one thing what one thing I miss
your cooking
I do miss you playing guitar for me. Okay. What's one thing? You don't miss just one I?
I don't miss how many
Projects were going on like we're building this. We're buying this. We're redoing this we're
Reupholstering this. I love decorating. I know. Once I'm done with this. I'm redecorating I
I am so glad I got over this
I'm glad that we're announcing that we're both in therapy get in therapy guys. I can't
Go on what's one thing you don't miss I don't think I
Hate something don't miss something come on. I would really hate oh
When she's mad she just disappears for hours. I don't miss like wondering if she's dead or not cuz I did something wrong
Fair what's one thing that like maybe you didn't do before we dated
And now you've adopted a new habit you had to keep the volume on an even number
I still do that and I think of you every time
I don't even put the volume on even, but I knew you have OCD um I love bidets
You know that my parents have a bidet in their house now because you talk about so much yes next question. What's your fav?
memory our
Vacations were I think I just like vacation
I just like vacation. SINCE WHEN, you are the worst to travel with are you joking I'm a changed woman, so like you mine
Don't like now no I'm different so the three months that we first got to know each other, and we're just drunk
That was fun
Yeah
We didn't have any furniture. We just sat on our fuckin wood floors and order the pizza and ate the lobster pizza
That was really cute. What's yours?
All right times up
I just think you're so cute
So they keep things you would do like make me coffee and bring it to me like do a little dance
You're just like so fucking weird am I weirder than most people. Yes, Oh, No
How I
I really like when we got locked out on that balcony in Singapore. Okay, that's Singapore trip had its downside
I had a great time
You told everyone you had an awful time nothing yeah, I just private tweeted. Don't go on vacation with your ex
That's all I was only mad because you were on your phone
So much, I'm always on my phone so much well
I had a great time, otherwise though Singapore rules we ran from the cops twice
Amazing, what was our worst fight? I don't know they're just all so bad
Dry erase board yeah, I know all of the things I've ever done wrong in the whole relationship
And then threw it across the room you're wrong hold on I'm about to tell you what I did with this dry erase board
Okay, well how dare you this is the dry erase board?
Why are you holding it like a dish, so they can see this is the floor?
bullshit I went like
Okay, my neighbors are gonna be like
Can we talk about how I'm more upset that you wrote down everything I ever done wrong in our relationship on a whiteboard
I know I should have done it on paper, so you could like reflect on it after uh-huh
What is your current
impression of me you just you're you have
emotions now I do
You seem like the same person but with more
Emotion I feel like you just take people's feelings into consideration
More than you used to yeah, I used to be like who the fuck are you get out of my life. Yes
I think that you're way more cocky. Do you really yeah, cuz you're like more confident about yourself
you're also more come that you used to be combative, but only if you were joking and then if it was anything serious
You're like NO BYEEE and now you're like
Oh, this is a problem
So I'm going to confront this problem and like tell the person how I feel so did we break out because Shannon and Cammie broke up?
Um we broke up because we had the same bad side and how would we ever film videos together?
I prefer to sit on this side and so does she and so she makes me sit over here do the two of you speak?
Really hang out without telling us duh all they do is send us gifs of us making out
That's why I hang out with you
I need more gifts if I read one more article where I mentioned and they describe me as Ally Hills's former girlfriend
I'm gonna kill someone. It's not what you're described as I'm gonna kill you if anyone. You are Stevie. Bobby's girlfriend or my girlfriend
All right, okay, who broke up with who?
We're not answering that question. Did you intentionally leave that out of the list or?
This is gonna be our biggest fight. We were going at it, and I go
Like that and I said you're right that was just a suggestion I went in there I took a shower I know
Gonna go out. Of course. You just broke up with me
Oh, my god was like hey nah that will come, but we just have too much
I'm just kidding look I can erase it on the white board right. That's why I wrote it on a whiteboard
We can't explain this whole story because then we're gonna have to go to the next day. Yeah
You think about that one. Did you think about that one so you broke up with me cool didn't break up we got it
We figured it out
Do you regret the relationship at all?
No, I needed to learn
It made me more self-aware I think that I was less upset than you think no I was more
cool
Cool, I think I was more upset than you realize look I cried once or twice huh Oh?
What do you think about me being Polly? What a surprise?
You ever wondered about if we would have gotten married. How it would have turned out. Yeah, what if I was married right now?
That's crazy
We were dating each other's exes. No, but our exes have dated
You can't say that
Okay, you don't need to turn wait hold on hold on the kiss so what's the point of kissing? There is no point?
It's just what everyone else does. Okay? We're copiers. What are you going for? What kind of kiss? Are you looking at get ready?
Let's go wait. No. No. I'm not no. I'm not. I'm not oh
My god whose idea was this? MINE!. Okay. Okay? Oh?
We're not done
That's enough for me
Very tight very tight lipped tight lips tight my name don't wear it out. Okay. That was a doozy
How do you feel after the entire video I feel great by the way I made a video
On my channel of us reacting to our old videos. Oh, yeah, go watch it. Yeah
Subscribe to me oh babe hey subscribe and subscribe to me and subscribe to everyone on YouTube
I mean come on right we all need the subscription right?
Can I use a subscribe notice they subscribe to CV and also everyone else yeah? That's it? We did it you did it yay?
That's it for us. I'm so impressed. I'll see you later suckers
Can you out shade Reza's own dicks like no no