- He's very, like, happy-go-lucky, and I'm the type
of person that likes to tear people down.
- I'm a really likable person.
- No, I like him.
- If you ask my wife-
- Uh huh?
- Yeah, but she's an (beep)hole.
- From the basement of a pretty normal
office building in New York City!
It's "Shoot Your Shot."
Thrillist's boozy, trivia game show.
With your host, Wil Fulton.
And special guest, Timothy DeLaGhetto and David So.
Cheers!
And remember to tip your bartender.
- Hello, I'm Wil Fulton and this is Shoot Your Shot.
The trivia game show where everyone drinks a lot.
Hopefully, we all become best friends by the end of it.
- Yay.
- Today, I'm here with Mr. Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- Hey, sup?
Good to be here.
- And Mr. David So.
- How are ya, shake my hand there.
- You've probably seen these multi-talented dudes all
over the place, YouTube, MTV, and definitely on
Thrillist's own "Send Foodz."
- You look like a geisha.
- That jiggle, the brisket jiggled.
- Yeah, look at that. - You see that!
- It's not that bad, ah!
- Yay!
- Yes
- How are you today?
- So good.
- When was the last time you were at a fake bar?
- Uh...
- But for real.
- I don't know, never.
- When was the last time you guys took a bunch of shots?
- Uh...
- Yesterday.
- Charge this to the Thrillist card, too.
- That's what I try to do and they say no.
Here is how this show works, we're going to ask you
a bunch of questions,
you get the answer right,
I have to take a shot.
Oh!
- You're drinking too?
- I'm drinking with you!
You get the answer wrong,
you both have to take a shot.
We have a very special cocktail,
made just for you,
Spicy Booty.
- How'd you know we like spicy booty?
- We like to eat the booty.
- Eat the booty first.
OK.
- That's how I do, eat the booty like a man.
- What do you think it's going to taste like?
- Booty, hopefully.
- Well, let's get started.
First question, for David,
in Timothy's very first YouTube video...
- Oh, (beep).
- what did he do to make his mother smack him in the head
kind of hard?
- Damn, that's a (beep)ing hard question, dude.
- That's very specific.
- We want to get you drunk.
- I don't know what that video is.
- Can you answer this one?
- Yeah, but this is a deep cut.
- A, he rhymed tree sap with
I'm about to make that booty slap.
- B, said she looked like Edna Mode from "The Incredibles."
- No, I didn't think she looked like that.
- C, twerked profusely.
Or D, she just walked in and hit him unprompted?
- C, twerked profusely.
- You're wrong.
- (beep)! What was it?
- I said she looked like Edna Mode.
- And she thought you said looked like an animal.
- Oh, that's not fair, well let's drink.
Eat a little booty.
- Cheers.
- Cheers my friend.
- Ah, to another day of "Send Foodz."
- Oh, that got a kick to it.
- Oh, that is spicy, oh!
- It's an after a day at work booty right there.
- It tastes good though.
Hah! Hah! Hah!
- Timothy, 2008, one of David's earliest stand-up videos,
David told the crowd he was a good singer.
False!
- No, not it, not yet, hold on.
What very smooth R&B hit did he sing to prove to the
crowd and the world that he was indeed a good singer?
A, "I Wanna Know" by Joe.
- That's not it.
- B, "U Remind Me" by Usher.
- That's not it.
- C, "I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men.
- OK, possible.
- Or D, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
by the Charlie Daniels Band?
- OK, I'm leaning towards either Boyz II Men or Joe.
- Why no Usher?
- I've never heard him sing an Usher song.
I'm sure he knows Usher songs,
never heard him sing an Usher song.
- Damn, this guy knows me, I'm a little touched.
- OK, I'm going to go with Boyz II Men because that
would mean he could do more runs and he likes to do runs.
"I'll Make Love to You"
- Are you telling me you'd make love to me or is that
your answer?
- Both.
- OK, yes to the first one but you're wrong.
- (Beep), it was Joe!
- It was Joe.
- God (beep)!
- ♪Tell me what I got to do to please you ♪
- ♪We're going to get (beep) sued. ♪
- That's actually me and my first girlfriend ever,
my freshman year of high school, that's our song.
- Oh, really?
- Tina Park, shout out Tina Park.
- Do you still talk to Tina?
- Uh, no.
- Absolutely not, that trash bag.
- Dave, no, she's nice.
- Sorry, Tina!
- She's nice? - She's nice.
We were 15.
- Oh, I thought things went bad, I'm sorry.
- That (beep).
- Cheers.
- Shotgun.
- Do it.
- Oh, that's hot!
Ah!
- You guys have been on YouTube for a long time,
how do you feel about entertainers that
use it as their platform for exposure.
- I think it's great.
- Especially for us in a world that,
I feel like there weren't a lot
of roles and parts for Asian dudes,
YouTube was perfect for, like, Asian comedians,
and I was rapping back then, to really
put our faces out there, reach an audience that would
have never have found us before.
- (Beep) That drink is spicy, what the hell dude?
Did you (beep) dip the devil's (beep) in there?
God (beep).
- Butt, spicy butt.
- Question, the third, you guys can work together
on this one, OK?
- Excuse you.
American food festivals were created in reaction to
what major moment in US history?
- What?
- A, the Great Depression.
- That was my first thought, but can't be.
- B, the Civil War.
- That doesn't make sense.
- C, the invention of the deep fryer.
- Come on.
- That'd be hilarious if that was it.
- D, Janet Jackson's Nipplegate, Super Bowl 38.
- I want to say the World Wars.
- I'm saying Great Depression.
- Just to be clear, the World Wars wasn't an option.
- Oh, was it, what'd you say?
- I know what you mean, because it's Civil War.
- The Civil Wars?
- Both of them, I don't know.
- I want to say the Civ-, I say the Great Depression.
- Because people don't have food so it's like
how about we throw a big thing where
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
people can come get little bits of food for cheaper.
- We're going to go with Great Depression.
- In your stupid face.
- You are absolutely right.
- Boom.
- Even your explanation was right.
This is for me.
- Oh, OK.
- You have to take both of our drinks, right?
- Maybe.
- My lips burn.
- That's probably not the drinks fault.
"Send Foodz," you guys can go all over the country,
(beep) that's spicy,
- Told you.
- Going to food festivals, when a food festival is
done right, do you actually think it's good for
the food community?
- Yeah, I think so.
- One of my favorite restaurants in San Diego now,
we found from a food festival.
- Even just beyond it being great for restaurants,
it's actually great for the home chef.
Smorgasburg is a great example of that.
There's vendors out there that, albeit,
they've never had a restaurant before,
and they actually used Smorgasbord as a way
to try out their food and now their businesses
are booming.
A lot of people think that if you go to culinary
school, it means that you're going to be a great chef.
That's asinine, because that's like saying if you
go to college, you're automatically a smart person.
Right. - That's not true.
Yeah.
- So, a lot of these home chefs have a lot
of great things to offer.
- But, we've been to some (beep) ones, David.
- Sometimes, when you go to these food festivals,
it's literally whoever set up the event,
they just want to make a quick buck.
Before we actually came with Thrillist,
we had this waffle and beer festival.
Mmm hmm.
- Which was literally people just got Eggo waffles
and they just put it into whatever that they had.
Yeah.
- It was terrible, and I openly said it to their face.
- So, we're going to bring in a wild card to this game.
I call it the Truth-A-Lyzer.
I have this breathalyzer so you can call someone out,
and if they have a higher BAC than you do,
they have to pull a truth card.
- Can I see what mine is right now?
- You can definitely see what yours is right now.
- Oh, .052.
- Oh, you can still drive!
You could still legally drive.
- I can still drive.
- Zero.
- Yeah guys.
- Did I mention whoever has the lower BAC has to
take two shots?
- I didn't know the rules of the game.
- He didn't know the rules.
I'll also do one.
Yay!
- Yes, cheers.
- Three best friends.
- He's less drunk, so he had to take shots.
You're more drunk, so you have answer a truth question.
Tim, do you think David gets upset when you
get recognized more than he does?
- Oh yeah, let's take a selfie, sure.
- One, two, three, Tim's famous.
- Yay.
- Where's the camera at?
- I'm so sick of this (beep).
- Yes, he does get mad. - Of course I'm famous.
- Let's move on to another questions,
which of the following is not a real food festival?
A, the Giant Omelette Celebration,
B, the Testicle Festival,
C, the Nothing-But-PEZ Feztival, like with a Z,
D, the Roadkill Cook Off?
- I say PEZ Festival.
- Are you, uh, you really?
- I've seen people eat roadkill before.
- Enough for a whole festival?
But here's the thing, PEZ community is deep, bro.
- But what would you do with a festival?
Here's the thing about you man,
you're so (beep)ing convincing,
I don't know what to feel anymore.
You say things and I'm just like
you know what he's probably right.
- Let's rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Ah.
- Who doesn't say shoot?
- I like to get to the point, all right?
- I've never shoot in my life.
- C, PEZ festival does not exist.
- Is fake, yes.
- You think that's the fake one?
- That is (mumbles).
- You are exactly right.
Damn!
- Now you drink that!
Burn your insides.
- This is just for Timothy,
but if you answer wrong, you both have to take a shot.
Timothy, what is the name of David's soft serve
restaurant in Koreatown, Los Angeles?
A, Curls and Swirls,
B, Soft and Chilly,
C, Drips and Swirls,
D, David So's All- American Sloppy Ice-Cream Emporium?
- Damn, you should have made it that.
I'm glad you gave me the multiple choice
because it definitely slipped my mind for a second,
but it's C, Drips and Swirls.
- You are absolutely correct.
- Now, I'm taking shots, I feel like I'm
almost taking more shots than you guys.
- Oh, for sure.
Now, stop talking and drink.
- Shut up and drink, you (beep).
- Owning restaurants and working with food,
did you ever think that is something you would
do when you were younger
or is it just kind of something you fell into?
- I'm very weird, right?
So, I'm the type of person that just,
if I feel like I want to do something,
I just, I drop everything and I just do it.
- You're an impulsive person.
- Very impulsive.
Food has always been something that's been a
part of my life, but I never wanted to make it work.
But what I found is, I found a lot of great partners,
and we've just been expanding and growing,
it's just been a really, really fun experience.
I really enjoy when I create something and
people walk away with a smile.
And I think it's the same satisfaction I get
when I do comedy.
I've made a lot of mistakes
and it's from those mistakes that I've learned
and I just said, "You know what,
I'll work through lows and I'm going to
try it again," and now I have three or four spots that are open.
- Gigolo business did not work out.
- It did not.
Apparently, I didn't jiggle enough
- New segment.
Shot takes or Hot takes.
You have to answer a pretty tough question truthfully
or another flight of shots is yours.
- How do you tell if it's truthful or not?
- Ohhhh.
- I can tell.
- Who wants to go first?
- I'll go first.
- OK, David So.
- Do you think, at the end of the day,
you're funnier than Timothy is?
- Oh, that's a good question.
He's definitely sharper. - Would you say so?
- You're definitely quicker on your feet.
- Yeah - For sure.
Because you can go to the-- you can insult,
but then you could also do the other way,
all I can do is insult the (beep) out of somebody.
- People say that David's funnier than me.
- Oh, you think that?
- You know, I'm not the funniest person.
I think I'm just really likable.
- Humor is so subjective. - Mmm hmm.
- There's a lot of comedians out there that I think
are the (beep) biggest piles of trash,
but they have a fan base,
and what I've learned to do growing up is
I used to be super close-minded.
I was like, "This person is objectively not funny."
It doesn't work that way,
it's like Chappelle, right?
Chappelle is like the pinnacle of what comedy is to me.
But, at the same time, people who I don't like,
for example, Amy Schumer, she still has fans,
so obviously, she's doing something right.
So you could say as much as you want,
that you think she's hot trash,
she's still selling out stadiums.
So some might think she's (beep) funny.
- They both make me laugh.
- Do you have a hot temper?
- I used to. It's actually a lot better now.
When I was a kid, I used to get into a lot, a lot of fights.
- Really?
- Third grade, I got removed from school
because I got into too many consecutive fights,
so the last straw for that elementary school
is when I stabbed a kid in the face
with a pencil through the cheek.
- Ooh.
- And so I got-- - Mechanical or acoustic?
- No, straight up wooden pencil,
had to get stitches inside and outside of the mouth.
And then college, I had to leave,
cause I went to UCR--
- Stabbed a guy with a scantron.
- No, I just put a knife to a guy's throat
and I didn't do anything to it,
but I had to leave that school too.
- Wow.
- Tim, your truth.
What Wild 'N Out cast member, or guest,
do you like the least?
- Oh, I see what you guys are trying to do.
This is a tough question, I'm sorry.
- You know what, here's the thing.
Uh, I just, um.
Uhm
Um
Uhhm
I love everybody.
- Nick Cannon.
- No, Nick's the sweetest guy.
I'm not trying to burn no bridges,
so give me the shot, bro.
- This question is about dicks.
- OK. - Ah, nice.
- Which of these is not a real tweet from a real person
regarding Timothy and male genitalia?
- Interesting.
- A) @timothydelaghetto has given such a vivid description
of his dick over the years,
that we all pretty much know what it looks like.
- That's real, that's for sure real.
- B) Timothy DeLaGhetto can suck a dick, all caps,
by the way.
I don't know if that's a statement or a question.
- Yeah, that sounds like it could be real.
- Oh, really?
- C) I think the word penis is cute ever since
Timothy DeLaGhetto used it in his cute story lol.
- I think that's real.
- D) do you guys think @timothydelaghetto will ever stop
making the same joke about Thai peppers and Thai penises...
- Definitely real - For real though.
You know what my dad says.
Thai penises are like Thai chilies.
They're not the biggest but they're the most powerful.
- So, between B and C.
- I think B is the fake one.
- You really think people like me that much?
- I don't think they're that straightforward
with insults to you.
- I'm down for B.
- No, it's D, it's the thing about the Thai peppers.
- Aw, that was a Thrillist writer.
- It was literally me. It was a writer for Thrillist.
- Tell my wife to get off Twitter, please.
Who would you say is your least favorite comedian?
- The term comedian is thrown around really loosely nowadays.
There's a whole world of Instagram comedians,
where I feel like, the jokes are really easy,
designed for like.
- Low-hanging fruit.
- Yeah, it's kind of like nothing really original,
so I would say that's my least favorite genre of--
- He's a politician, is he not?
- He's so good.
- Look at that.
- You making me take a shot?
- You have to, you didn't answer.
You just said a whole bunch of people
that I'm not gonna talk about.
- So for me, I would say
out of the people who are stand up comics right now,
I actually do like this guy a lot.
His stand up just came out recently on Showtime,
I thought it was pretty (beep) bad
and it made me sad that it was bad,
it was Brendan Shaub.
Brendan Shaub is a former UFC heavyweight
and Joe Rogan gave him a plug,
saying that he's super funny, he's talented,
Joe Rogan (beep) lied.
- First time Joe Rogan lied, I guess.
- Yeah, cause he's only been doing stand-up for three years,
and it really showed in the Showtime special,
and I think that because maybe Joe Rogan hyped him up
a little bit too much, he set him up for failure.
But, three years doing stand-up,
from not doing stand-up at all,
he really had nothing to say, it was terrible.
- That's a very honest answer.
- Yeah
- And also, a smart angle to take.
You're fresh, that's why the show is whack,
give it some time, you might be better.
- Yeah, I'm learning a little bit from you.
- This is the BFF test.
We're going to ask you both a question,
if you guys can get the same answer,
I have to take a shot.
If you differ, then you have to take a shot.
It's basically to see how well
you two truly know each other.
How old was Timothy DeLaGhetto when he lost his virginity?
- Oh, OK.
- Oh what, there's so many strokes, I might get it wrong,
hold on a second.
- Were you a hundred and ten years old?
Reveal.
- 18, that's right.
Yay.
- Yay. - Yay, sex!
- How old were you?
- I was 18 as well.
- I was also 18.
- Yay!
- We waited.
This is round 2.
What is David So's biggest fear?
- I'm just gonna have a lot of things.
I'm afraid of love.
- OK.
- Ready?
- Heights? Ah, (beep), I should've known that.
- I guess if you want to get deep,
it's actually, it's waking up without a purpose.
- I feel that, that's deep deep.
- That's some deep deep (beep).
But on a superficial level, (beep) heights, man.
- (Beep), I should've known that, you said that before.
- Dude, these stools scare me right now.
- Last question, how many times has the word 'booty'
been said on "Send Foodz?"
- You had to watch all of them and count?
- A) 183 times
B) 42 times
C) 69 times. Nice, what a coincidence.
D) Honestly, we counted to 12 and then stopped watching.
- 42 Times. - I'm down for 42.
- 42 or it's gonna be 12 and they stopped.
- I feel like it's such a cop-out answer,
that they threw it in there just to throw us off.
- 42 it is.
- It's the cop-out answer.
- Oh. - Oh, you mother(beep).
- We're all in this together, boys.
So, the drink that you guys thoroughly enjoyed
was made by Mr. Garin Ferri of Brooklyn's Reclamation
and here's how you make it.
- And now, buzzed bartending with Wil Fulton.
- One-quarter ounce agave syrup,
1/2 ounce lime juice,
fresh cherry juice,
3/4 of an ounce triple sec,
2 ounces spicy tequila.
I got it, I got it.
That's the Spicy Booty.
You've learned a lot about each other.
- We bonded.
You started asking us real (beep) questions.
Here's the thing, people don't think we're funny,
they like us cause we're real.
- OK.
- I would hope they think I'm funny.
- What we want you to do is sign the bar.
- Oh. - Oh.
- And you can write whatever you want.
- OK, thanks for having us.
- Thank you so much for coming.
Remember to subscribe to Thrillist's YouTube channel, right?
- Subscribe!
- Watch so they keep paying us for "Send Foodz."
- Yes, exactly.
- Where am I?