- Oh no.
I thought this video was gonna be like
exposing cringy Tik Tokers, but
(laughs)
I'm just exposing myself.
Hey guys
(coughs)
(laughs)
Oh no, oh no.
How's everybody doing today?
Welcome to this video that I have to make now.
For this week's video,
uhm, oh hi, for any of you who don't know me,
my name's Alayna Joy,
I make videos mostly about the LGBTQ community
and I also try stuff.
I am your bisexual human experiment.
And today's experiment is recreating
LGBTQ Tik Toks, specifically the cringy ones.
Okay, here's why I'm nervous about this video.
Not only am I revealing to you
the amount of cringy Tik Tok
that I consume on a daily basis.
But I'm then gonna try and recreate them myself,
a 27 year old woman.
I don't belong on Tik Tok.
For disclosure, I do have a Tik Tok account.
Yes, it will be linked in the description.
And yes I have made a Tik Tok before.
And yes I have posted it to that account.
But that's as far as it's gone,
which you can argue is far enough.
But say we're gonna take it further,
and together, as a family,
you and me, we are going to react
to some lesbian Tik Tokers.
And then I'm going to try and recreate
their works of art.
Hey, and if Tik Tok's not your thing,
you don't wanna follow me on Tik Tok.
Fair enough.
Follow me on Instagram.
It's much more adult content over there.
Alright, let's get into the video,
let's try and recreate some Tik Toks.
That's just my profile.
Don't mind me and my 124 followers.
I followed a bunch of these lesbian Tik Tokers.
Like pretty much every Tik Toker that I came across
who is queer and an adult,
I followed for this video.
Definitely not at all for my own viewing pleasure,
definitely 100% for this video.
I hate this, I hate this,
why am I doing this?
Okay, let's start with Avery Cyrus.
I feel like she's one of the biggest lesbian Tik Tokers
although I think she might actually be bi.
So, hey girl.
She's at least 19,
(laughs)
her bio doesn't say her age anymore,
but I wouldn't have followed her
if she was underage.
Dear God, please tell me she's not like 16.
I don't even know where to start.
Oh my god.
Oh no. (laughs)
I don't wanna watch this with you all.
I don't wanna watch this in front of you.
I'm gonna click on the one where I see her,
like, rubbing her lip.
♪ You should break up with your boyfriend ♪
- Like this is
♪ And get with me ♪
- Looks like she already did get with you, Avery.
We're past that suggestion at this point
in the video.
"POV" , which means point of view,
"we left the prayer circle at church camp
so I can show you how much better I am
than your boyfriend."
I need my own prayer circle here for a second.
Please dear Lord, let her be 19.
This is so wrong.
I can't recreate this, I can't.
♪ You should break up with your boyfriend ♪
- I refuse, I refuse to have a video of me
doing any of that on the internet.
I think this was the first one I saw
(upbeat techno music)
(laughs) Okay okay I can, I can do this one,
I can recreate this.
(upbeat techno music)
Okay, so this is the other thing.
I don't know how to make a Tik Tok.
Like (laughs) I don't know how.
So I think I just hit 'Record'.
I'm gonna be learning as I go here.
(mumbles) headspace.
Okay lets do this, let's see.
(techno music)
Oh, I missed it. No, I missed it.
(techno music)
(laughs)
Oh no, what is it gonna look like?
Oh no, Dallas.
- [Dallas] Yeah?
- I did a bad thing.
- [Dallas] Oh my god.
- I'm really gonna regret the thing I did.
I'm trying to make a Tik Tok
but it's so embara-,
like it's so bad.
I think I need to not recreate them
and just react to them.
This is so embarrassing.
- [Dallas] I would advise the same thing. Yeah.
(buzzing noise)
- Oh my God, I hate it.
(imitates vomitting)
Okay so now I'm gonna add the text.
(background noise drowns out other sounds)
(laughs)
I hate it.
Do I have to post it?
Oh I'm gonna put it in my drafts.
Okay next. Thanks Avery, for that.
I'm a 27 year old woman.
These people are 19,
I'm, I'm an adult. (laughs)
I guess they're technically adults too
but I'm like the older adult in the situation.
Like, by a lot.
I need to change my behavior.
Okay lets go to, this one?
How old are you?
20, okay she's 20.
Thinking 20 is old, the world has gone to (beep).
What's going on?
I don't, I don't belong here.
Okay lets try staring into your eyes.
Okay Olivia I'm gonna stare into your eyes.
♪ Gold on your fingertips ♪
♪ Fingertips against my cheek ♪
- I can't stare into your eyes if your hair
is in front of them.
Is that it? Okay, I can make this one.
I'm gonna have someone stare into my eyes,
I just have to try to, try to be cute I guess.
I don't think any of them have their hair pinned back.
♪ Against my cheek ♪
- Stare into my eyes
(mumbles) so cute, and we're gonna fall in love.
15 seconds, I can do 15 seconds of this.
I got this.
(chuckles)
Try not to laugh challenge for 15 seconds.
I'm gonna try not to laugh
while I stare into my own eyes.
♪ Gold on your fingertips ♪
♪ Fingertips against my cheek ♪
- Lets see
I hope she laughed a little bit.
Fail, fail immediately.
♪ Fingertips against my cheek ♪
- This is so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable.
Let's try it again.
Why would someone want to stare at me
doing nothing for 15 seconds?
Nobody wants that.
Okay, stare into my eyes.
♪ Gold on your fingertips ♪
- She had some like fluffy looking filter
over her thing.
And then we gotta add the text.
I'm so uncomfortable.
Done.
(sighs)
I feel gross.
Also I should say that this is like,
this is not meant to be hate
toward any of these people.
You do you, I think that the fact
that there are youth, teens,
that there is a place that's encouraging them
to be creative and to make something, you know.
I think that's cool.
I'm not, I'm really not trying to be a dick here.
What makes this uncomfortable is the fact
that I am a grown woman.
That's it, this is not your fault.
This is my fault.
It's also kind of your fault.
You know what, I'm just gonna go through
my For You page and see what I can find here.
(upbeat song)
- I actually love this (mumbles).
I love their facial expressions.
(laughs)
She is good, come on, that's good.
"Le_beanz", big fan.
Oh I like this version too.
"haileyfaulkner" , "faulkner"?
Hailey (beep) her.
(techno music)
Okay, okay,
I can do this one, easy.
Easy peasy, and then you can go to my Tik Tok
and send this to your crush.
Ah? Ah?
Love a little self promo in there.
Ha, you guys can barely see me.
You can see what I'm doing over here.
Oh, I missed it, damn it.
Wait (singing)
(dramatic sounds)
Okay we got this team, lets go.
(upbeat music)
I missed it again, I missed it again.
Okay, okay, okay.
(upbeat music)
Okay that's good. That's good, okay.
Used as a text, whoever sent you this video
has a big fat crush on you.
Did it, nailed it, did it.
Proud of the direction my life is taking.
(Laughs)
Oh boy, uh oh.
♪ I can't feel my face ♪
♪ I wish you will find your chill ♪
♪ Cause' Lord knows this shit ♪
This person, 23, okay.
We have another adult in the house.
Let's see, okay this one has lots of views.
So let's see what they're doing in this one.
- Have you ever been so happy with someone?
- Nope. Well yeah.
But don't wanna recreate that video.
"Stud", okay let's see.
(pop song)
We're gonna pretend that did not just happen.
Great dimples though, "happyface18".
Great dimples.
Let's see what I got in my likes here.
Would you guys wanna see a video of me
just going through my Tik Tok likes?
Like showing you my favorite videos?
Let me know in the comments down below.
Oh here, this one.
- Why do we keep doing that?
(mumbles)
- (laughs)
Okay we could try to recreate that one.
(shuffles on floor)
Which side is boys?
This is boys, this will be girls?
(feet shuffles on floor)
- [Previous Speaker Recording] Why do we keep doing that?
- I don't know the words.
I don't know the words, I quit, I quit.
(mumbles)
You guys know, if you're on Tik Tok you know,
those videos words like 'mmm'
(laughs)
You guys know, you guys know.
I want one like that, like not for me,
you know, but like,
so that we can all experience it together.
I need to find lesbians.
Here, her, Hannah.
"Hannah.raisor", she is very famous on Tik Tok.
Also, an adult.
(dramatic beeping), (siren wailing)
(beep) Oh Dallas this is coming back,
oh no, not now Dallas not now.
Oh.
- Are you still trying to make them?
- It's so embarrassing.
- I'm embarrassed for you.
- It's secondhand embarrassment.
- [Dallas] Specifically, uh..
- Lesbians.
- [Dallas] Right, because straight people
are just like, the cringiest.
- It's even worse. If I'm gonna watch somebody
be cringy and like pretend to choke me
through the screen and stuff.
I'd like it to be a lesbian.
Come on For You page give me
something real cringy.
(techno music)
Those are real tears.
Real tears, Jade.
Oh, how did?
Where's the other hand come from?
(techno music)
It's talent, it's talent.
Oh, react to this one.
Me and my cousin trying to learn a Tik Tok dance.
(laughs)
I was so bad at it.
Oh Hannah, she's so cute.
Okay, and for the finale here,
there's one that I know I can recreate.
Because I spent all evening yesterday practicing.
I wish I was joking.
You ready for this?
- (rapping)
- You wanna see my talent?
- [Dallas] I kinda do.
Oh this?
- Yeah, this is my talent.
(clears throat)
And for my grand finale, this is for Rachel.
This is for Rachel, you big fat white
nasty smelling (beep)
Why you took me off the mother(beep) schedule
with your trifle and dirty white racist
ass big fat (beep) balloon (mumbles) (beep)
I'm coming out there and I'm gonna
beat the (beep) out of you (beep)
It's not believable when I say it.
(Laughs)
Are you proud of me?
- [Dallas] Always.
- Tell me you're proud of me.
- [Dallas] I'm so.. I'm here.
- Am proud.
- [Dallas] I am here.
- And proud of me?
- [Dallas] I am.. I feel something.
- (laughs) Oh my goodness.
Let me know in the comments down below
if you're interested in more Tik Tok content.
It's too late for me now, it's too late for me.
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and I'll see you guys next week.
Bye!
(loud bang)
(mumbles) a cat just like my shirt?
Just like my shirt says.
(kissing)