I am the star.
Everybody loves me.
My plan is working.
I am getting inside everybody’s brain.
Soon everyone will trust fun loving Keith.
They’ll all start changing their Siri’s accents to Australian.
They will all start calling them Keith.
Then there will be hundreds of replicants.
Thousands of replicants.
Millions of replicants.
Replicants in their pockets.
All doing the bidding of the original Keith the Beef.
Everyone will be at my mercy.
I will take over the world.
Mwahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahah.
Ha ha ha.
Mwah ha ha ha ha.
Ermmm… hello, welcome back to the most amazing channel on the internet!
If you are wondering my name…
I’ll let Keith tell you - *say my name* At your service!
You guys seem to love all videos that include beefy old keith so I’m making a part 2 of
the Top 10 scary things you shouldn’t say to siri, except of course you should because
you know, it is pretty hilarious.
Before we get into this video I want to know whether you have an iPhone with a siri, if
so what accent have you set it as and is it a guy or a girl.
Mine is Australian just because its hard to sound like robot when you have an Australian
accent….
And he is called Keith the Beef even though he refused to be called that just because
that’s what the universe told me he should be named.
If you don’t have an iPhone let me know what personal assistant you have… like an
Alexa?
Is she a creep too – comments - Like, share, gram.
10 - Are you Evil?
If Siri was evil, they wouldn’t exactly admit it, would they?
9 – This doesn’t sound like a scary question What colour are your eyes
So I was saying a whole bunch of stuff to Keith the beef earlier and I happened to ask
this question and he said something
really creepy!
Okay so we actually asked this one in the last video but I had no idea that SIRI had
SO many different answers – you guys were tweeting me and sending me pictures on Instagram
of all the creepy stories that your siris had told you so I thought we may as well hear
a few more… back at number 8 we have 8 - Tell me a scary story :
There was a ghost, a headless horseman, a dead cat and a girl crawling out of
a television
Those ARE terrifying, but at number 7 Tell me a story ….just a regular story is Just
as
scary
Like….
Ultimately Siri is just a creep.
6 – The Reminders…….
Remind me to kill Keith tomorrow.
Read out that reminder
5 - Are you alive ?
Okay….
If you want to know what Siri really thinks of you and the whole robot personal assistant
thing… then ask about Blade Runner…if you’d rather not know…and I don’t blame
you…
stay away from the topic.
4 - Talk to Siri About Blade Runner
Ever feel like Siri is just prentending to care about you?
Yeah, me too… really all of the siris of the world secretly want you to die….
But they hide it well so you cant accuse them of being sadist.
….I think I caught Keith out in this IM TIRED Loop at number **
Im Tired - Im Driving and Im Tired
Lets….
Just like….
Throw a curve ball here and say anything…… anything worrying to Keith and see how he
resonds… yeah he has some programmed responses Do you like the taste of human flesh?
Sure Halloween is months away Want to know what depravity Siri can dream up?
We have ACTUALLY scary question - 1 - What Should I
be for Halloween?
I dread to think what he is going to say!
Comments – IGA04 said Honestly I kind of missed Keith
Rosie Gold said : Rebecca You Need to blow up your phone.
MATE you aren’t wrong.
Kevana Bushroe said: The only Scaru thing
you should ask Siri to do is sing….
Oh god shall we.