I'M HERE WITH OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING.
PLEASE WELCOME LISA KUDROW, JASON SUDEIKIS, AND WILL FORTE!
NOW, MY PRODUCERS TOOK THE CELLPHONE FROM ONE OF THESE
PEOPLE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELLPHONE IT IS.
ONE BY ONE, CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE, LIKE A SONG OR
A TEXT.
ALL THREE WILL DO THEIR BEST TO CONVINCE ME THE ITEMS ARE FROM
THEIR CELLPHONE.
AFTER I'VE HEARD ALL THEIR EXPLANATIONS, I WILL GUESS THE
TRUE OWNER OF THE CELLPHONE CONTENTS.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY, "CELLPHONE PROFILE."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪
THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG.
MAY WE SEE THE SONG?
THIS IS A SONG RECENTLY PLAYED ON ONE OF THESE PEOPLE'S PHONES
AND IT'S BACK IN BLACK BY AC/DC.
SUDEIKIS, YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG AC/DC FAN, WOULD THAT BE RIGHT?
>> I'M ALIVE, AREN'T I?
>> James: I MEAN, WITH THAT HAT, YOU COULD DRIVE THEIR TOUR
BUS.
[LAUGHTER] >> WELL SAID.
TO HIDE MY LITTLE HORNS.
>> James: THIS IS A FAVORITE OF YOURS?
IF IT'S A SONG YOU RECENTLY PLAYED IGUESS YOU WOULD KNOW HOW
IT GOES.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YEAH?
>> EVERYBODY KNOWS BACK IN BLACK.
>> James: LET'S HEAR IT.
>> I DON'T HAVE A GUITAR.
>> James: I'LL DO THE RIFFS.
OK.
LISA KUDROW?
>> WHAT?
YEAH?
WAHOO.
>> James: NEVER HAD YOU DOWN AS AN AC/DC FAN.
WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG?
>> BECAUSE IT'S AC AND THAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP
WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT.
>> James: OH.
SO THIS IS NOT A SONG THAT YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO?
>> NO.
>> James: THIS IS NOT A LONG YOU LIKE?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YET I HAVE IT.
BECAUSE, UM, I -- BECAUSE I SHARE THE ACCOUNT
WITH MY SON AND HE HAS IT.
>> James: HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?
>> 21.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WE SHARE AN ACCOUNT STILL.
>> James: HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IS THAT PART OF IT?
THAT'S A DIFFERENT GAME, ISN'T IT?
>> James: OK.
OK.
WILL FORTE, IT'S YOUR [BLEEP] PHONE, ISN'T IT?
YOU TELL THE TRUTH.
WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG?
>> WELL, UNLIKE HER, I HAVE AARON NEVILL ON MY PHONE SO I
HAVE TO WORK TO SEE AC/DC BECAUSE AARON NEVILL COMES UP
FIRST.
SO, YEAH, I FRICKIN' AC/DC, ANTICHRIST DEVIL'S CHILD,
DEVIL'S CHILDREN OR WHATEVER IT STANDS FOR.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE AC/DC?
I RECENTLY LOOKED UP BON SCOTT'S DEATH.
YEAH, I KNOW THE PREVIOUS LEAD SINGER.
ALL SIGNS ARE POINTING TO ME, JAMES.
>> James: NAME -- SO IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A BIG FAN.
NAME THREE OF THEIR SONGS.
>> UM, BACK IN BLACK.
>> James: YEAH, TWO MORE.
>> HIGH VOLTAGE.
BIG BALLS.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU MADE THE THIRD ONE UP BUT I'M NOT
ENOUGH OF A FAN TO KNOW THAT.
>> BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL ♪
SOME BALLS ARE HELD FOR CHARITY ♪
I KNOW AC/DC, YEP!
>> SOUNDS LEGIT.
THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.
>> James: YOU KNOW THAT SONG?
>> I KNOW THE GENTLEMAN IT'S ABOUT.
>> James: OK, THE SECOND CLUE IS A NOTE THAT WAS IN THE NOTES
ON THE PHONE AND IT SAYS, "LOOK UP CARL MAC AND HAROLD TO SEE IF
THEY WENT TO LOOK FOR TOBIAS."
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT, KUDROW?
WHO IS CARL MAC AND HAROLD AND WHY ARE THEY LOOKING FOR TOBIAS?
>> TOBIAS IS AN OLD-TIMEY GUY WHO DISAPPEARED AND CARL, MAC
AND HAROLD ARE HIS SONS WHO WENT TO LOOK FOR THEM AND I WANTED TO
REMEMBER TO LOOK THAT UP.
[LAUGHTER] TO LOOK IT UP.
TO LOOK IT UP.
LOOK IT UP.
LOOK IT UP ON ANCESTRY.COM.
I DON'T KNOW.
YEAH.
GOT TO BE A RECORD FOR THAT.
>> James: I'LL TAKE THAT.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S IT.
I MEAN, THAT'S -- THAT'S THE TRUTH.
>> James: WILL?
>> YES.
>> James: WHY'S THIS ON YOUR PHONE?
>> I WENT TO JAZZ FEST IN NEW ORLEANS.
CARL MCDONALD IS A BUDDY OF MINE.
I DON'T KNOW HAROLD TOO WELL.
THERE'S THIS OTHER GUY, TOBIAS.
SOMETHING HAPPENED AT ONE OF THE STAGES.
HE GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT.
SO I WAS -- AND I SAID LOOK UP CARL MAC.
I SAID CALL THEM, BUT I SAID LOOK UP FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE
I WAS DRUNK AS WELL, SO, YEAH, WE WERE JUST TRYING TO CHECK OUT
IF THIS TIE BIAS GUY OF -- TOBIAS GUY WAS ALL RIGHT WHO IS
MORE OF A FRIEND WITH HAROLD BUT CARL MCDONALD IS THE GUY I KNOW.
>> James: THIS IS A NOTE ON YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING TO DO
LATER ON IN THE DAY?
>> YES, THIS HAPPENED LATER.
THIS WAS -- SO MUCH STUFF WAS GOING ON AT JAZZ FEST, JAMES,
YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T GONE.
YOU SHOULD GO.
IT'S VERY FUN AND TOBIAS, CARL MCDONALD AND HAROLD PROBABLY
WILL GO NEXT YEAR AS WELL, BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED TO
TOBIAS.
WE DID GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT AND HE'S FINE.
>> James: JASON SUDEIKIS.
>> YES, SIR.
>> James: IS TOBIAS OK?
>> I'M GOING TO ADMIT SOMETHING ON TELEVISION HERE, UM, TOBIAS
-- THIS IS ALL CODE, BECAUSE I BELIEVE -- MAYBE INCORRECTLY,
BUT I COVER THE CAMERA ON MY LAPTOP.
I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS, AND THIS IS CODE FOR BUYING DRUGS.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
I DO IT IN THE NOTES.
LIKE I CUT AND PASTE AND DO A SCREEN CAP SO THERE'S NO WRITTEN
RECORD OF IT AND I JUST, YOU KNOW, SEND IT TO MY FRIEND, I
GUESS, YOU KNOW?
[LAUGHTER] >> James: I'M WONDERING
WHETHER YOU SMOKED SOME TOBIAS BEFORE THIS SHOW.
>> I, UM, IT WAS A GUMMY.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
THE NEXT CLUE.
THE NEXT CLUE IS A PHOTO THAT WAS TAKEN ON ONE OF THESE
PEOPLE'S PHONES.
IT'S A HEAVILY-CROPPED PHOTO OF A MAN'S FACE.
[BLEEP] DAMN IT, WILL, WHO IS IT?
>> SOMETIMES I ACCIDENTALLY TAKE PICTURES AND IT WAS ON MY PHONE.
FOR THIS JOB I'M DOING, THEY'RE SENDING ME PICTURES OF, LIKE,
WHAT IS IT?
REFERENCE PHOTOS OF DIFFERENT THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO BE THE
THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO -- THAT THE MOVIE -- THE SHOW IS GOING
TO LOOK LIKE.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
IT'S KIND OF AN OLDER MOUNTAINY DUDE AND I JUST HAD IT.
YEAH.
>> James: AN OLD MOUNTAINY DUDE?
THESE ARE TECHNICAL TERMS WE ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT.
[BLEEP] DAMN IT, KUDROW, IT'S YOUR PHOTO.
WHY ARE YOU ZOOMING IN ON THIS GUY'S FACE?
>> BECAUSE, AND I'M GOING TO SAY THIS WITH CONFIDENCE, BECAUSE,
UM, I THINK THAT HE'S GOT THE SAME EYES AS MY SON, AND THAT'S
MY HUSBAND'S GREAT GRANDFATHER.
>> James: WHAT'S HIS NAME?
[LAUGHTER] >> ALEX.
ALEXANDER.
IN THOSE DAYS.
ALEXANDER.
>> James: HA-HA.
>> YES, THAT'S ALEXANDER.
I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE MY SON.
>> James: LOOKS LIKE A TOBIAS TO ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HIS EYES WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE BLOODSHOT.
THIS IS TWO THINGS, ONE, I TOOK IT TO A FELLA -- I'M GETTING A
PIECE OF ART COMMISSIONED FROM OUR HOME WHERE, YOU KNOW, I
COULD -- >> James: WANT TO ZOOM IN ON
SOMEONE'S FACE?
>> NO.
NO.
JUST TO GET THAT FACE BECAUSE IT'LL BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE I CAN THEN MOVE THE EYES AND THEN, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LOOK
AT PEOPLE.
>> James: SORRY, YOU'RE GETTING THIS COMMISSIONED?
>> YEAH.
YEAHLE.
-- YEAH.
WHAT?
SHOULD I PAY FULL PRICE FOR SOMETHING AND CUT THE EYES OUT?
I'M MORE PRO-ARTIST THAN THAT?
I BROUGHT THIS PHOTO IN AFTER THE FACT WHO GINA, MY EYEBROW
LEADER, AT -- THREADER AT THE MALL -- THAT I'M JOKING.
IT'S REALLY THE ART THING.
>> James: HA-HA.
ALL RIGHT, OK, LET'S RECAP.
WE'VE GOT THE SONG BACK IN BLACK BY AC/DC AND A NOTE ABOUT
LOOKING FOR TOBIAS A CREEPY CLOSE-UP PHOTO.
THIS PHONE BELONGS TO ONE OF THESE THREE PEOPLE.
AND I'M GOING TO SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT THE OWNER OF
THAT PHONE IS WILL FORTE.
WILL THE CORRECT OWNER OF THE PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD?
NO WAY!
NO!
HA-HA!
LISA KUDROW!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THESE THREE IN JUST A MOMENT.
♪ YOU WERE SO GOOD AT THAT!