Whoa!
It works!! Whoaaaw!!
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
Today, I'm going to learn
how to get perfect pitch
like Eddy.
The guide we have today is the trustworthy...
WikiHow!
And I'm gonna see by the end of it
if I... magically...
Actually, you know, we'll see, I feel like I'm,
I'm... I'm quite hopeful about this.
Co-authored by a PhD.
Whoa! Michael Noble.
I mean, he's not wrong.
You have to be...
have a certain nobility about you
- to attain perfect pitch. - Brett: Yes...
I wonder if peasants like me can actually achieve this.
He's a professional pianist.
Ooh, let's go.
Well let's—we've gotta test before and after, so...
- Okay, let's... give me, give me something. - Let's start...
♪ Aah... ♪
F sharp.
- Bro, you already have perfect pitch. - Oh, I do?
Yeah.
Step one.
Bro!
Well that's wrong, frickin' hell, like—
Oooh!! They're all C's!
♪ C, C, C, C, C~ ♪
What the...
Michael Noble! I thought you're a professional!
It's more like Michael the Peasant.
I think it's someone who was just supposed to write a C,
- but completely missed it. - Yeah.
Or he's just missing a ledger line.
- Even the one on the E...! - I know! It's like,
why would you have a ledger there?!
Oh, my— and a G!
- It's— aargh, - Ohh...
I'm so EEERRRRGH!!!
No wonder we don't have perfect pitch,
because there are people like this,
trying to, like, say, "This is perfect pitch!"
Disrespecting music notes.
♪ Hmmm.... ♪
Yeah, what's that?
A?
That is A.
Okay. Let me just sing the A again.
♪ Hmm ♪
♪ Haaah ♪
♪ HMmm ♪
♪ BrRrRrrRr ♪
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to listen to it?
Let's read through the article first,
- and then you can go through your training montage. - Okay... by myself. Okay.
Second one!
- What? - What?
We're gonna copy him.
Bro, sing, sing a note.
♪ EeeeEeh... ♪
Eddy: It's got a thick booty.
Thick booty...
with dragon wings...
and a tail.
It feels sandy, like sandpaper.
Let's say you associate to...
a doorbell.
But then, you go to a different doorbell,
and the pitch changes.
Then you're screwed.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause then you're like,
"The doorbell's supposed to be a F sharp.
Why did it change to a G flat?"
Yeah.
Oh—ooh!
I see what you did there.
Wait, what the hell is that??
Is that an... F? Or is that a G?
And the sharp's on an A??
Bro, who came up with these graphics?
AaaAAH!
I dunno, man, this is kind of a weird... device.
Familiarize yourself with the note's "deviation..."
I don't really think of F sharp and F flat as deviations of F,
I think of 12 semitones.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah!
- It's like they're just 12 different pitches. It's not... - Yeah, just 12 pitches. It's not,
- Brett: One's higher than... - "There's the G note,
and the G has two 'derivatives.'"
Like the G sharp and the G flat.
'Cause that's not perfect pitch, that's just like...
- It's relative. - It's relative.
All right, so at first it's practice,
- now you gotta train, right? - Ohh!
It's training time!
- Bro...! - Whoa! Oh, it's getting worse!
What is that??
Dude, that's like a...
G positioned as if it's an A,
- Yeah. - but with an E sharp on it.
Like, that's not a note.
All right, I see how it is.
You need a training buddy, right? Let me play a note.
Should we do this later, or should we...?
- Okay, we'll do all this later. - Yeah.
Oh, bro...!
What is that?
That is not music, that's like gibberish.
- Whoo...! - It's like, imagine you're reading English,
and the text was like:
Vwudu vwudu wujee duuu...
Dude, I feel like this whole thing could've been one step.
You know why that's wrong?
- Why? - It's in treble clef.
And the hand is showing it in bass clef.
Is it?
If it's in bass clef, it'll be E flat, G, A, D.
Which is what he's showing on the left hand.
Clearly it's a left hand—
OOOOHH!!
Brett: NOOB!
Even a peasant like me can pick out
the problems with nobility!
Well, I can't if it's in the wrong clef!
- Yeah, I do that all the time. - Brett: Yeah, okay, so like:
G sharp, F sharp... D, C...
A, B flat...
A, C, A...
F sharp... ooooh...
Oooh, A sharp...
*Singing different notes* Okay.
I feel like it's the same thing repeated different ways.
Bro, you know,
this WikiHow is the prime example of,
"Your essay needs to hit 3,000 words!"
and the question is literally,
"What is your name?"
"Before we start, we have to talk about the history of names,
and where alphabet originated from..."
Blablablavhvhvhvhvhvh!!!
See, even that would be more interesting.
This is literally, like...
- Yeah, that's true. - ...just saying the same name, like, 50 different ways.
"My name is Brett."
"Brett is my name."
"My name is always Brett."
Wow.
That's it.
All right, so now, I guess, do I start?
Yep.
Okay, let's go.
Let's gooo!
Dude, how do I do this?
Pick a note you wanna learn.
♪ C~ ♪
- Yep. - ♪ C ♪
Okay, now what?
You just listen to it.
Repeatedly.
It's like, your right ear needs to get some of that as well.
No, no, no— well, well I've got two, so...
- Aw, bro! - Let's go. You ready?
Double octaves!
Doing two steps at once, man!
Whoa... whoa!
Oh...
I am being hypnotized...
Okay, that's enough.
Now what?
You gotta ascribe qualities to the note.
Oh!
All right. What color is it?
I hear chocolate brown.
Chocolate!
Brown!
How does it feel?
Feels like poop!
Feels slushy and warm.
Next time you, like, do a poop, you'll be like...
♪ aAh... ♪
Okay, done. Brown.
Oh, so you gotta learn C sharp
- and C minus... - Oh!
C flat, not C minus.
Three techniques at one time.
Now you gotta do C flat.
Well, otherwise, B... known as B.
No, no, and then you gotta do this:
You're doing two at the same time,
C sharp and C flat!
Dude, this'll drive you crazy!
Now it's training time!
Okay. Gimme a note.
A.
A flat.
Nah. Not good enough, it's not perfect.
Yeah, it's not perfect pitch!
Huh? E?
E flat.
Two wrong.
Ugh!
I need— no! I forgot the technique!
The variation technique.
G sharp!
It's F sharp.
You're getting further and further out.
I thought it was G, so I went up high...
B!
B flat.
- Eddy: No, no, no~ - Auugh!
Keep training.
B flat.
Nice, correct.
C!
Nah, D.
E!
Correct.
F!
G~!!
G flat!!
Dude, that was a streak.
Yeah, I wonder why.
- The variation on... - The deviation method!
Nah, I don't feel brown.
I feel like...
...violet.
So it's probably, like, a...
...A flat.
Well,
this has just proved how this is complete BS,
'cause it was a C sharp.
It should've been brown.
It's a deviation of your brown poop.
Ohh, so it's like a lighter-color poop.
Yeah, it's like a constipated poop.
And then, C flat would be diarrhea.
- C's like a healthy poop. - Ohh...
- Oh, right, like, three notes at once? - Like a, well... yeah, yeah. Well,
- it's the same thing, but just do it three at once. - Okay.
As per the essay, 3,000-word essay.
- Do you hear that? - ♪ Oo-oo-hoo ♪
♪ Da-da-da ♪
♪ C, G, F ♪
What...?!
I mean, the first one was close.
C sharp, E, and then E flat.
Oh, yeah.
But you got the intervals wrong.
That's a bit concerning.
Oh, really? Yeah...
Brett: Oh my god...
Yeah.
D, G sharp, E.
Oh, s***, you actually got it right.
Nah, I didn't get it right.
I already know!
What a fake lie!
*Eddy drumming on table*
♪ Deng~ C sharp ♪ - *Eddy barking*
Mummy! Daddy!
Mummy! Daddy! OOOOH!
Mummy... Daddy... MUMMY! DADDY! EEEH!
Eeeh, UUUH!
C and C sharp, I dunno.
Correct.
Sounds like poop.
- You are very correct. - Brown.
♪ Heey ♪
♪ Aaah ♪
♪ Poop ♪
♪ Aaah ♪
What were you trying to sing?
I dunno.
'Cause I think you were right.
- Huh? - Like, actually.
*Hums an A*
- That's an A, right? Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah!
Oh, nice!
- Yeah. - It works!
- It works! Wow! - Wow!
- *Singing arpeggio* - Plot twist, it works!
Oh my god, A minor!!
Oh, gotta get your violin.
B, C, B-A-A, A... D sharp!
B, B-B, G, E-E, B, G, F sharp, A—
What was the point of this, again?
Wow!
Oh, poop!
- Oh, yo! Constipated poop! - Oh, constipated poop!
Oh, let's get a diarrhea poo!
Normal poop!
Diarrhea!
Diarrhe—!
Normal poo!
Can you imagine, like, a superpower where
every time you play note C,
someone just s***s their pants,
uncontrollably?
Aaugh! Stop it!
All right, you ready?
Poo!
Oh, that's diarrhea...
Oh, you gotta quiz me!
I need a book.
Hey, oh! Here! Oh!
Perfect pitch book!
Oh, nice!
Do you remember this book, everyone?
All right, so I'm gonna say a note,
and you gotta sing it.
Okay.
F.
♪ Haah ♪
*Plays an F*
Whoa...!
It works!!
WhoooOOAAAW!
B flat.
♪ Haah ♪
...That's an F.
Nah. Yeah... yeah. It is an F!
- Yeah. - B flat.
♪ Ehh... ♪
No. E flat.
♪ Huuh... ♪
Yeah. *Hums E flat*
*Plays E flat*
Uh... C.
♪ Hum ♪
Yeah, that's right!
- Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh! - Oh, well, you did study C, right?
*Plays C*
- Someone just pooped, while I was... - F sharp.
♪ Daah ♪
Close, that was an F.
Sing C again.
♪ Dun ♪
Bro, you have forever gotten
- perfect pitch with C... - Whoa, WikiHow!
How about C flat?
♪ Dun ♪
Yeah, correct. C sharp.
But, 'cause I had it in my head.
Well, that's the point.
- Consti—oh... - Deviations.
You're learning the deviations!
♪ Constipation ♪
- Yeaaah! - ♪ Normal poop ♪
♪ Diarrhea ♪
*Playing G scale*
That's it, everyone!
I think I've developed perfect pitch.
- Final, final test to see if you got it. - Okay, here we go.
What note is this?
C!!!
There you guys have it.
Whoa!!
Thank you, Noble... man.
- Whoa! - You have officially given us perfect pitch.
Dude, I'm knighted, I'm not a peasant anymore.
Last one to test.
...C!