-Hey! Hey, Chocolate Ball!
Hey! Chocolate Ball...
-[growls]
-Hey Chocolate Ball,
why are you wearing a scrunchy?
-Hahaha, most annoying one,
not all is what it seems.
-Whoa, just like Grandpa Lemon.
-Looks like I'm not the only one who lost his pants.
-[laughs]
-Hahaha, my name is Coconut,
master of Kung Fruit and soon this very kitchen.
-Oh, well, what do we have here?
-[yells]
-Uh-oh.
[all yelling]
-Ouch!
-Hey, what's going on in here?
[Coconut yells, Pear groans]
-[continues yelling]
-Ow!!!
-Yay! I made a new friend!
-[yells]
-Uh-oh.
-[yells]
-[screams, groans]
Ow!
-[evil laugh]
My opponents lie vanquished.
Their kingdom, mine to rule with an iron fist.
-Sorry I'm late.
Traffic was killer.
-Whoa! What happened?
Who was that coconut?
-Did somebody just say "coconut"?
-Hey, who said that?
-I see you have a question.
Maybe you should ask a ninja... fruit.
-Umm... okay.
Where am I?
-In my shadowy dojo.
-You mean under the stove?
-Uh, maybe.
This coconut you spoke of, does he practice--?
-Kung Fruit?
-Ah, and so returns my mortal enemy to wreak havoc upon the kitchen.
-I don't know about havoc,
but he wrecked everything else. [laughs]
-There's no time for laughter.
-Huh?
-I will teach you the ancient ways of the ninja fruit
so that you may return to the counter
and destroy all that... needs... destroying.
Mostly the coconut.
-Uh,... wouldn't it just be faster if you beat him up?
-Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
-[groans]
[electronic music playing]
Thanks for everything, Ninja Fruit...
especially the PJs.
-Yes, your training's almost complete.
There's actually one more thing that I can probably even teach you:
machine wash cold and then tumble dry.
-Umm... is that like wax on wax off?
-Now, I made that myself.
You let me know if it's too sweet, okay?
-Sellout.
-Yeah, well check out your little buddy.
-Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
-I love you, Marshmallow.
-Silence!
I... I sense a presence.
Familiar... yet deadly.
-Hey! Hey, shell-head.
-Show yourself, foolish dog.
-What's crackin'? [laughs]
-Whoa!
-Hey, is that--?
-Orange!
-Aww. The annoying one is trained in the ways of my enemy.
I will break you with the power of Kung Fruit!
-Hey, hey Coconut.
-Yes?
-Eat my husk. [laughs]
-Hahaha, prepare for doom.
-Uh-oh.
-Oh no!
-Wait for it.
-Waaahh....
-Wait for it...
Hey, hey Coconut!
Knife.
-Whoa!
-Ugh, that looks like a royal pain.
[laughs]
-Dude, that was so ninja.
[all cheer]
-Well done, my pulpy pupil.
You defeated my mortal enemy and returned honor to the ninja fruits.
-Yay! Thanks, sensei.
-And I'm still gonna need the suit back.
-Aww.
-Come on, I told you it was a loaner.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian