>> Matt: ALL RIGHT, SO FIRST ONE IS LIKE, BOOM.
AND I'LL TAKE IT.
AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO, BANG.
HEY, HEY.
>> James: IF IT'S NOT MY IDENTICAL BROTHER FROM ANOTHER
MOTHER.
MATTYD.
>> Matt: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JARMS JAMES HOW AM I?
I'M PUMPED UP.
I'M ABOUT TO BE IN A BOURNE MOVIE.
I RAN INTO MATT WHILE I WAS OUT CLOTHES SHOPPING RECENTLY AND I
SAID TO HIM "MATT, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE SHOW?"
AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, I'D LOVE TO COME TO THE SHOW.
IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME.
YOU HAVE TO DO ME A FAVOR.
I NEED TO HAVE YOU IN THE NEXT BOURNE MOVIE."
I WAS LIKE, "SURE, TWIST MY ARM!
JASON BOURNE.
I LOVE ALL OF HIS MOVIES.
BOURNE IDENTITY.
BOURNE ULTIMATUM.
BOURNE ON THE 4TH OF JULY."
>> Matt: I WAS WALKING PAST A CINNABON AND JAMES CAME RUNNING
OUT HYSTERICALLY SHOUTING ABOUT ME COMING BACK ON HIS SHOW WHICH
I DON'T EVEN LIKE DOING BECAUSE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH WE
LOOK-ALIKE.
IT GAVE ME AN IDEA.
>> James: SAME OUTFITS?
WHO AM I PLAYING?
CAN I GET A SCRIPT?
MAYBE A COFFEE.
>> Matt: WE HAD A DIFFERENT IDEA HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, MATT, READY FOR YOU?
>> James: WHICH ARE YOU DOING?
THIS ONE OR THAT ONE?
DIRECTOR:ACTION!
CUT.
LET'S GET THE STUNT DOUBLE IN THERE.
>> GET HIM IN.
>> James: I THINK THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.
>> ACTION!
CUT.
>> James: I WOULDN'T SAY I'M ANGRY WITH MATT.
I'M GLAD TO BE INVOLVED, I JUST THINK HE'S WASTING MY TALENTS.
>> Matt: IT'S EXPENSIVE.
YOU KNOW, JAMES LOOKS LIKE COTAKE A PUNCH.
I MEAN, THAT CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN PUNCHED IN THE
FACE.
AN EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE FACE.
>> ACTION!
CUT!
CAN WE GET A STUNT DOUBLE IN?
>> James: HI THERE.
THAT IS HIGH.
>> Matt: THAT IS REALLY HIGH.
YEAH.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD BE -- I DON'T KNOW, CRASH MATS
OR AN AIR BAG OR SOMETHING -- I MEAN, TO BREAK MY FALL.
>> Matt: HAVE YOU SEEN THE JASON BOURNE MOVIES?
THE WHOLE POINT, JAMES, IS THAT THE ACTION IS GRITTY AND REAL
AND WE DON'T USE CRASH PATS.
IF YOU KNOW THERE'S A CRASH PAD THERE, THEN I KNOW THERE'S A
CRASH PAD THERE AND THEN THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THERE'S A CRASH PAD THERE AND IT
RUINS IT.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
>> James: YEAH, NO, YEAH, TOTALLY,.
>> Matt: IN FOR THE DUMPTER, AIM FOR THE DUMPSTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S CRAZY.
WE DO LOOK A LITTLE BIT ALIKE.
WE DO.
AIM FOR THE DUMPSTER.
>> OK.
ACTION.
[ SCREAMING ] CUT.
>> Matt: JAMES WAS BRILLIANT.
JUST BRILLIANT.
COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING MORE.
I TOTALLY BELIEVED HE WAS FALLING OFF A BUILDING.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO END UP USING THAT SHOT, BUT
HE WAS GREAT.
>> James: I SHATTERED BOTH OF MY ELBOWS AND DISLOCATED MY PENIS
WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS POSSIBLE.
THEY'VE GOT ONE LAST SCENE FOR ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT
IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH.
>> ACTION.
CUT.
GREAT, CAN WE BRING JAMES IN?
THERE HE IS.
ALL RIGHT OK, HERE COME HERE.
>> James: UH-HUH.
>> THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE HERO SHOT.
THE EASIEST ONE WE'VE DONE.
ALL YOU'RE GOING DO IS YOU'RE GOING TO WALK FROM HERE TO
THERE.
JAMES ALL RIGHT, JUST WALK FROM HERE TO THERE?
>> THAT'S IT.
EASY AS CAN BE.
ANYONE COULD DO IT.
JAMES IF ANYONE COULD DO IT WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
YOU DON'T NEED A STUNT MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, MATT, AND I DON'T THINK WE
LOOK-ALIKE AT ALL.
I DON'T SEE ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN US.
>> CLEAR THE AREA!
STUNT MAN GETS HIT BY TRAIN.
TAKE ONE.
ACTION!
>> James: WHAT?
WHEW!
IMPACT!
YES.
>> Matt: YOU KNOW, IT'S SAD WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMES, BUT HE DIED
DOING WHAT HE LOVED TO DO, AND THAT'S SOMETHING I THINK WE CAN
ALL -- .
>> James: I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD, MATT.
>> Matt: HE DIDN'T DIE?
WELL, HANG ON, WAIT -- THAT MEANS I STILL HAVE DO HIS SHOW?
DAMN IT!