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I don't know about you
but I certainly have Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind.
This is the PBR hard coffee.
And when this launched you all lost your minds.
Like my inbox's on Instagram,
on my email, on Twitter, we're flooded with like, get this
get this, drink this, review this.
So, finally I have
now this has been actually quite hard to get ahold of.
As I understand it, it was a limited release in terms
of States in the US and a bunch of States that had it.
You can't ship alcohol out of state or something.
So I'm very grateful to Anthony Ru at Volta coffee
for helping me out and sending me this.
I, I've been desperate,
desperate to try this for two reasons.
One it's it's reasonably stupid, I think.
And two, the reviews haven't been that bad.
This might not be awful.
Let me just tell you how they described it.
This Java brew balances, a rich creamy blend
with a whipped vanilla flavor.
What is whipped vanilla?
It's 5% alcohol.
It appears to have coffee in it.
It's a malt beverage with natural and artificial flavors
and it does contain milk.
Now this has been made nice and icy cold because there's
no way I'm drinking this warm and let's, let's get
into it.
[Crack Can Open]
Good sound good sound.
That smells quite nice. That smells pretty good.
Let's let's have a little look, look at it a bit.
Ooh, you sort of hoped that it would have like
a little nitro goodness to it or something because it's just
that, that, that color.
This is why.
Look, this is a divergence, but I think coffee drinks like
like milk drinks served in glass.
Look, terrible. Coffee has a great color. It's beautiful.
Except when you mix it with milk and it goes gray, Brown.
This is not an appetizing color.
This is why, you know, ceramic cups.
I just liked that way better than glass.
But here we go.
Got a little, little whiff of booze has got a little kind
of chocolate milk thing going on here.
Okay. Cheers
[Drinks]
[Winces]
To whoever has given this a good review, shame on you.
Shame on you. Look it's sweet. God it's Sweet.
Ugh its sweet, and it's got this kind
of chocolate malt milk thing at the start.
And then it goes wrong.
Then comes this grotesque ugly flavor of coffee
awful to just, I don't know, punish you for existing.
I mean, it gets bad pretty quickly.
And then here comes the coffee.
It's that same nasty
cheap fake coffee taste that fades slowly leaving you
with a sort of overly sweet chocolate milk thing.
It, it doesn't taste particularly boozy
because there's too many competing, awful things vying
for your attention going me, me, look at me.
I'm disgusting. This is bad.
I was, I was hopeful that this might be okay.
And people online had been positive about this.
I had read at least one good review.
That is just terrible. It's terrible. It's don't buy this.
I mean, you know, you can't make good beer.
Let's not argue. You let's not argue.
They cannot make a good coffee beverage.
That is garbage. That is trash. That is rubbish.
That is awful. God, that is just terrible.
No, we're done. I'm done. I'm not drinking anymore of
that filth Pabst Blue Ribbon hard coffee.
Not even once to everyone who asked me to review this
I hope you're happy now, have a great day.
[Upbeat Outro Music]
If you too are now feeling sufficiently agitated
then there is a link in the description down below
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