Who doesn't love eggnog during the holidays? While eggnog seems like a classic American
staple, most believe that it was actually invented in medieval Britain. These days,
there are dozens of brands of eggnog on the market. However, not every eggnog you can
find at the store is tasty.
"What do you say we start out with cold glasses of delicious seasonal favorite... eggnog."
When it comes to dairy products, Borden is a trustworthy name. The brand's history dates
all the way back to the 1850s, when Gail Borden developed his process for making sweetened
condensed milk. However, don't let the pedigree of this eggnog fool you — the actual drink
here is utterly gross.
Whether you purchase it online or at your local grocery store, Borden Classic Eggnog
never fails to taste like old milk that has a plastic aftertaste. No amount of bourbon,
rum, brandy, or whiskey added to this eggnog will be able to save Christmas from that.
"It's nice to see you enjoying a holiday beverage. Pretty Christmas-y!"
"Since when is eggnog a Christmas drink?"
Silk Almond Milk is the best almond milk available anywhere, so their version of eggnog also
has to be excellent, right? Wrong.
As you would expect from this company, Silk Nog is dairy-free, made with soy milk instead
of cow's milk. In addition to lacking any dairy products, this eggnog is also made without
any eggs. Unfortunately, it's also lacking much flavor. It tastes like watery milk that
has just the slightest amount of nutmeg added to the mix. Rum flavoring would be a big improvement,
and there's even rum listed in the ingredients, not that you can taste it.
Overall, a disappointing substitute for the real thing.
If you're lactose intolerant and even the thought of drinking traditional eggnog gives
you a stomachache, you might believe that Lactaid Eggnog is the answer to your prayers.
Tragically, Lactaid Eggnog doesn't live up to that promise.
Rather than being eggnog without lactose, it tastes like eggnog without any milk or
cream. The result is an eggy concoction that you may find difficult to swallow -- literally.
It tastes basically like egg yolks with some sugar and not much spice. Then again, there's
no nutmeg or cinnamon listed in the ingredients, so that shouldn't be much of a surprise.
There are better lactose-free eggnog options out there; we'll tell you our favorites later
in the list.
There are multiple reasons to just say no when it comes to Califia Farms AlmondMilk
Holiday Nog. While this treat powered by almond milk and pure cane sugar is vegan-friendly
and gluten-free, you still probably shouldn't add it to your shopping cart.
First of all, this eggnog is inconsistent. Sometimes, you will drink it and it will have
a smooth consistency. However, at other times, Califia Farms AlmondMilk Holiday Nog will
have unappetizing chunks in it. When that happens, all your holiday cheer will fly directly
out of the nearest window.
Even in the best of circumstances, this drink is still way too sweet. Even if you typically
enjoy eggnog that is sweeter than average, the sugary taste of this drink is so overpowering
that you'll soon be struggling to continue sipping it.
While Whole Foods definitely has some great store brand choices on their shelves, their
eggnog is far from the brand's best work. If you buy a carton of this stuff, we think
you'll soon regret it.
The issue with Whole Foods 365 Traditional Egg Nog is that it's way too spicy. The first
overwhelming flavor that will hit your taste buds is nutmeg. It's way too strong and dominates
the action. Beyond the nutmeg, you will also taste a strong amount of cinnamon, ginger,
and cloves. All told, these four spices combine to steal the spotlight to an annoying degree.
If you've already purchased this drink and want to salvage it, adding milk or cream to
it will diminish the spice level, and allow you to somewhat enjoy this eggnog.
Fireball Cinnamon Whisky has been one of the most popular drinks of the last decade. If
that stuff is your drink of choice, you'll be excited to learn that Fireball Cinnamon
Flavored Holiday Nog exists.
Is the brand's eggnog worth purchasing, though? That's debatable. If you prefer your eggnog
to taste more like cinnamon than nutmeg, then this is a decent enough option. As the name
suggests, it has a heavy cinnamon flavor. A suitable comparison of the level of cinnamon
to expect is somewhere between cinnamon-flavored gum and Hot Tamales candy. It's also non-alcoholic,
so just make sure to add some actual Fireball whisky to the cup if you're wanting to get
a buzz from it.
When Lucerne Holiday Eggnog first enters your mouth, you'll probably be impressed. This
eggnog is thick — impressively thick. Unfortunately, a few sips in, the thickness will become a
little burdensome. While it's an enjoyable attribute at first, it can eventually become
kind of a chore to drink.
That said, if you are someone who always adds alcohol to your eggnog, Lucerne Holiday Eggnog
is a good choice. Even if you accidentally (or not so accidentally) add too much bourbon,
whiskey, rum, or any other liquor, your drink will still be thick enough for you to thoroughly
enjoy.
"Morning, gorgeous. More eggnog?"
Darigold makes a couple of different types of eggnog. The better variety in our opinion
is the brand's Old Fashioned Egg Nog. This style claims to be satisfyingly thick and
rich, which from our estimations turns out to be true.
This eggnog has the perfect amount of thickness. But although it's rich, it's lacking in the
sweetness department -- but if you're not looking to satisfy your sweet tooth, this
might actually be the perfect nog for you.
The version you don't want to buy is called Darigold Classic Egg Nog. It tastes the same
as Darigold Old Fashioned Egg Nog but it is way too liquid-y. If you're using it for cooking
or baking, it'd be an okay selection. Otherwise, the texture and the lack of thickness may
be a little too off-putting for you to enjoy.
If you're throwing a holiday party or you have a large family with a lot of picky drinkers,
Meadow Gold Egg Nog is a safe choice. It has a very good consistency, and the spices aren't
too powerful or too mellow. If a person likes eggnog, there's nearly a 100 percent chance
that they will like this drink. When you think of run-of-the-mill eggnog, this is the stuff
you're thinking about. It's also easy to find, as it's one of the most popular eggnog brands
in the United States.
If you are one of those people who can't get enough of pumpkin spice, don't hesitate to
buy Meadow Gold Pumpkin Spice Egg Nog. It tastes just like their regular eggnog but
with the perfect amount of pumpkin spice added in.
Turkey Hill Premium Egg Nog is the first eggnog on this list that is well above average and
undoubtedly worth its price tag. It's made with fresh milk and pure cream with the optimal
amount of egg yolks, sugar, and nutmeg. From the color to the taste to the consistency,
you won't be let down at all by this stuff. This eggnog says it's premium, and it definitely
lives up to those expectations.
If you want your eggnog to be extra cold, Turkey Hill also makes an ice cream version
that packs a little more rum flavoring into every delicious bite.
When you're thinking about getting your hands on yummy eggnog, the words "organic" and "low
fat" may cause you to hesitate. But that shouldn't scare you away from Horizon Organic's Low
Fat Egg Nog. Something that sounds this healthy can't possibly also taste good, right? Surprisingly,
this treat is actually really good, to the point where you'll be stunned that there's
anything healthy about this stuff.
Even though it only has three grams of fat per serving, this eggnog manages to be extremely
creamy. It also has a very pleasant taste thanks to organic nutmeg, organic cane sugar,
and organic egg yolks. You can also justify drinking an extra glass or two of this eggnog
since each serving has six grams of protein and only has 140 calories.
If you want dairy-free eggnog that is also certified vegan, you won't find a better option
than So Delicious Coconutmilk Holiday Nog.
This drink relies on extra creamy coconut milk, cane sugar, and nutmeg — and the result
is amazing. It tastes better than the vast majority of traditional eggnogs on the market
even though it has no cow's milk and no egg yolks. Although it doesn't sound like that's
possible, you'll be convinced after your first sip.
Compared to Horizon Organic Low Fat Egg Nog, this drink is even better for you. Each serving
only has two grams of fat and just 90 calories. If you end up drinking the whole container
without sharing with anyone, you won't have to feel too bad about what you've done.
"This is literally the best non-fat eggnog I've ever had."
There's a lot to love about Organic Valley Egg Nog. All the ingredients are organic from
organic fair trade cane sugar to organic eggs and from organic fair trade nutmeg to organic
milk. In addition to being dedicated to being organic, this eggnog is also free from antibiotics,
dangerous pesticides, synthetic hormones, or any type of GMO. You can let kids drink
this eggnog with the utmost of confidence.
Along with the scrumptious nutmeg in this eggnog, it also has a subtle yet unmistakable
vanilla flavor added into the mix. Many consider vanilla to be the secret ingredient that should
always be added to eggnog. Try this drink, and you too may become a believer.
Texture-wise, Organic Valley Egg Nog is perfect. It has a satisfying mouthfeel while having
a great thickness to it. This eggnog also has enough sweetness to catch your attention
but isn't so sweet that you're tired of it after your first glass.
Hood makes several different kinds of eggnog. Hood Light Eggnog isn't good. It's too watery
and is missing most of the flavor you crave when drinking eggnog. Even if it might be
a little bit healthier for you, it's simply not worth it. Hood Vanilla Eggnog went overboard
on the vanilla flavoring. While vanilla typically makes eggnog better, it shouldn't be the dominant
flavor. Hood Pumpkin Eggnog is also a disappointment.
But don't let those three misses distract you from the fact that Hood Golden Eggnog
is outstanding. In fact, Hood should get rid of those other versions and just concentrate
on this one. As the name suggests, this eggnog has a golden color that is a result of the
extra egg yolks and the creamy milk that is used in their recipe. This treat looks like
it will taste delicious, and your taste buds won't be disappointed once you take a sip.
Although Ronnybrook Egg Nog can be difficult to find and isn't exactly inexpensive, the
quality of this stuff is breathtaking. Even though it's made with simple ingredients like
milk, cream, egg yolks, sugar, and nutmeg, you'll be convinced that there must be something
magical inside each and every bottle.
Those familiar with the Ronnybrook brand shouldn't be surprised that their eggnog is spectacular.
This company is known for their high-quality dairy products — so much so that The New
York Times once called Ronnybrook the Dom Perignon [DOM pair-in-YON] of the entire dairy
industry.
When it comes to value, Trader Joe's Egg Nog is off the charts. The price of this treat
is friendly to your bank account, and the taste of it is euphoric for your taste buds.
That's a winning combination that will have you visiting Trader Joe's every holiday season
to get your jolly mittens on this stuff.
Trader Joe's also has a light version of their eggnog, but that shouldn't be considered.
Their light eggnog tastes like milk with a little bit of nutmeg in it. That said, if
you want eggnog made from almond milk, Trader Joe's Almond Nog is also a great choice.
Another eggnog related product at Trader Joe's that worth buying is the eggnog-flavored Greek
yogurt. It sounds odd, but it tastes wonderful.
When only the cream of the crop will do and you refuse to settle for anything but the
absolute best, Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice Egg Nog is the eggnog you should purchase
with your hard-earned money. This drink is epic. If you've never tried it before, it'll
change everything you thought you knew about eggnog.
As you could guess, Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice Egg Nog has a phenomenal vanilla flavor
to it. But beyond being spiced to perfection, this eggnog has a special blend of whiskey
and fruit flavors that elevates it to a level that no other competitor can reach. Fruit
flavor in eggnog may sound iffy, but it's glorious.
Be warned that Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice Egg Nog is so good that you'll be sad when
the holiday season ends and it becomes impossible to find. This eggnog is definitely something
we should be able to enjoy all year long.
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