I'm on the guard stand and these two girls
come out looking so damn sexy. I get bumped
off the guard stand and I start picking
up towels and I make my way over to
these girls. One is named Nikki and the
other one is named Dee but I'm trying to
holla at Nikki. I start talking to these
girls for like 15 minutes and then I'm like
Swoozie: "Aye y'all want anything? Like, it's on me.
Water, Shirley Temple, some Champagne, and
Dinner for the fireplace like whatever
y'all need I got you." Nikki: "We'll take two
Shirley Temples." I come back with these
drinks and there's some random dude sitting
next to them trying to spit game. I'm
thinking of myself 'I hope you ain't
trying to holla the same girl I'm
trying to holla at bra because I could make
you disappear I'm fresh out I know
people that know people and I'll make it
look like an accident too when the cops
show up and start asking questions I'd be like
officer we was all hanging out I looked
down at my phone I look up he stabbed
himself the stab wound was in his back
The dude slipped and fell backwards on a knife
there's 47 stab wounds in his back though he's
a clumsy dude I don't know.' My shift's
over, I go to wardrobe change in my
street clothes and then go back out to
the pool deck now just doing that alone
I can get written up for no fraternizing
with the guests next day comes these
girls are by the pool deck all day long
so same deal whenever I get free time I
go over and talk me Danny, Dee and Nikki my
shifts over street clothes back out to
the pool deck see here's the thing up
until this point I've never hooked up
with a guest I'm not trying to get fired over
smooching with this girl we're all chilling
out next to a Cabana all of a sudden Dee
and Dan start going at it and Nikki
sitting there like so yeah this is
actually our last night here we're
leaving tomorrow morning my parents they
came with us they got other places they
need to go skrrrrtsk you came with your
parents I thought y'all came here like by
yourself I gotta kiss this girl but I
can't do it out here on the pool deck
hard rock got cameras out the butt so
I'm like you let me walk you to your
room one time I snatch her up I walk
around the corner to the stairwell we
walk up about three floors and then she
stops and leans up against the wall and
just looks at me like what's up and I
start moving in I get closer and closer
and she closed her eyes
close my eyes and I kind of just lean
there next to her like an idiot I'm just
leaning next to her for a good like four
minutes then I took her back to her room
next day I had to work at two p.m. at
eleven o'clock jump my car drive to work
I look to my left as soon as I walk out
onto the pool deck first table next to
me Nikki and Nikki's mom and dad I'm
like yo y'all got room for one more I
look at Nikki and she is triggered then
she goes I'm going to the bathroom Dee
come with me and that's another thing
why do girls always go to the bathroom
together that's always confused me are
all public restrooms for ladies escape
ruins like a puzzle where you need two
or three people to figure out how to
escape anyways the girls go off so it's
me Dan and the parents the dad looks
like man he goes so I understand you've
been canoodling with my daughter the
last few days I start getting scared
looking at all the exits because he
knows I work here I can't think of a
scenario where he finishes his sentence
and it ends positively so then it looks
at me and he goes why didn't you kiss my
daughter last night good boy with wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait what dad says this and I give
it a few more seconds to see if he's
like I just kidding this dude was dead
serious I look to the mom for help and
she ain't trying to help me she has her
hands on her hips like mmm what kind of
freaking family is this quick well well
sir I it's just the good guy complex we
leave in 30 minutes so throw the nice guy out the
window cuz I'm not about to be on the
plane the next four hours for my
daughter all moody depressed and sad so
Nikki and Dee come back and they sit down
so I walked Nikki up to the lobby it
probably the worst place I could have
taken her because everybody front desk
knows me the GM walks through here all
the time like I shouldn't even be seen
in regular clothes hanging out with
guests Danny and Dee find us and they sit
next to us and as soon as they sit down
lrrgaow lrrgaow they're rolling over us Danny's
feet are like in my face like pushing his
feet out of my face as they make out
there just going at it me and Nikki are
just sitting here in silence because I'm
nervous AF and scared too I'm cold never
kissed a girl before and the dad walks
into the lobby where's my daughter
and that boy how much you want to bet he
ain't and that yellow turd ain't even
kissed her yet Dellores fetch me my
shotgun he was mean-mugging me the dad
gets in the line for front desk waiting
to check out I look at Nikki and I'm
like Nikki let's take a walk we start
walking I glanced up and I make eye
contact with her dad and he mouths the
words you better kiss her! Dad is gonna kill me if
don't make out with his daughter when
you pass front desk off to the right
they have these rooms and their phone
booths but they're like rooms with just
a single phone in it and one tiny little
light take her in there grabbed her
pinned up against the wall boom! Oh my god! Her lips were so
soft y'all. Oh my gosh! You know when you
go to Krispy Kreme and you catch the
glazed doughnuts right off the
production line when they pour that hot
glazed right on you bite into it that's
exactly what it was like!