- Today, we do our dishwasher dirty.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Yes, and now, the dishwasher.
Dogs like to stick their heads in it,
babies like to sit in it,
and everybody likes to stick their knives
in the utensil slot pointy side up!
- Agh!
But, the best part about dishwashers
is that they're so mysterious.
You put your nasty dishes in and a couple of hours later,
they come out all sparkly.
Kinda makes us wonder what other magic
is the dishwasher hiding up its moist and steamy sleeve?
It's time for Putting things in things: dishwasher edition.
- Now this is very complicated, so listen closely.
We put a bunch of weird things in this dishwasher,
then hit the start button.
Now we're going to find out what happened to them.
I hope you were able to follow that.
- Yeah.
Let's get our suds on!
- Woo!
(whimsical music)
- For starters we were wondering
if we could create tie-dye shirts in the dishwasher,
'cause why dye not?
(chuckling)
We took the dyes and we attached them
to the propeller thingy.
- And then we put in some plain white hoodies,
just like this.
- Let's watch what happened.
(water splashing)
You see how the propeller's not actually moving?
It just incrementally turns just a little.
It disperses more
of the tie dye. - I thought that the propeller
thing would be like going brrr!
Spinning around like crazy.
I mean, it's making all kinds of noise in there.
What's happening in there, what's the noise from?
- It just incrementally moves.
That's the first thing we learned today.
- All right, let's see what the results are.
Were.
Oh, first of all, yeah.
Sorry, I forgot I left this in here.
I tickled my Elmo a little too much
and needed to clean it up.
- Well, let's get these out.
Okay, so, sweatshirt for you,
a sweatshirt for me.
They've been completely dried,
but I mean...
- Isn't Smosh selling these in their stores?
(laughing)
Is this what they've been doing?
- It looks a little less like tie-dye
and more kinda like graffiti off-spray, you know.
Overspray?
- I think it's cool, man.
Urban Outfitters would eat this up.
- All right, well let's put them on.
- Look at the little, what is that?
That must've come from Elmo.
Yeah, that little black spot came from Elmo.
- So it's...
It's pretty good, I mean,
It's a different type of tie-dye.
It's just dishwasher tie-dye.
It's a little more,
yours has really got some wounds on it.
- Right there.
That's my favorite part.
- It's a different, completely random process.
- And it smells so clean!
- Well, of course it does.
- Like cleaner than normal clean.
- It actually doesn't smell good at all.
- It smells like dishwasher clean.
- Yeah, it's kinda odd.
(laughing)
You either like it or you don't, but it's fashion.
(whimsical music)
- If you can use a dishwasher to make coffee,
then that's one less appliance you need in the kitchen.
- Yeah, and I hope this works,
because I wanna use that counter space
for a picture of a coffee maker.
- Ah.
Smart!
- All right, so what we did was to make drip coffee,
we filled a coffee filter here
with some private selection Sumatran Mandheling coffee.
- Wow.
- Whatever that is. - That's specific.
- So then the hot water's gonna drip through
and mugs in the bottom rack are gonna catch it.
To make cold brew, we took a cold brew bag
and we put it in a pitcher and then the water goes into it,
because, typically, you just put this in a vat of water
and let it brew coldly overnight
- That's what we normally do. - or for hours.
All right, so, let's watch the footage.
(water splashing)
See, the propeller looks to be moving a little faster
for this testing.
That bottom propeller?
- [Rhett] It's not too fast.
- But it's moving more constantly
in this version. - It's filling them up.
This is why you don't put the cups
right-side up in the dishwasher, kids!
- 'Cause they fill up!
I've told you this!
They fill up!
Look at this, this one's filled up!
Drink it!
- [Rhett] All right, let's see what we got here.
- Good gosh. - Oh, first of all.
I've been wearing this a lot.
- That's mine, man.
- And it's gotten very dirty.
Jessie likes it.
(laughing)
I needed to wash it down.
- All right, let's...
That's mine, that's not yours.
Especially for that.
- I thought that, I mean...
- Oh gosh, I gotta pull this slowly.
I'm making some spillage, but hey, it gets caught there.
Do you ever just have liquid in a dishwasher
and you just chunk it into the back before you
put the cup in there?
- I would never do that.
- Now, oh gosh, look at the...
(thudding)
Look at this coffee.
- Which one do you wanna start with?
- [Link] Well, just pour that out and we'll take a look.
- [Rhett] That's not super concentrated.
- Well, it is cold brew though, yeah, you really can't.
I think the cold brew has a chance of being stronger,
so let's go with the hot first.
And we have some creamer, but you wanna just start straight?
- Yeah. - Dink it,
sink it.
Oh, gosh, that is--
- That tastes like a motel lobby
that you get a room for 29,99.
It says color TV on the marquee outside.
- HBO!
- Yeah, right.
- But the light's off.
- Pool!
- Yeah, they got a pool.
Oh gosh, yeah, this is sad continental breakfast
that's nothing but corn flakes.
- That's real bad.
- Shewy!
It's weak.
It's not good.
The cold brew though?
(glasses clinking)
Maybe?
- It's a little bit better, but it's still bad.
- It is stronger.
But still depression-inducing.
- This is maybe like a 49,95 hotel.
You know what I'm saying?
This is a hotel, not a motel.
You open the door
and you just see hall. - There's a hallway, right.
You don't see parking lot.
- Right, that's where this coffee's from.
- But that hallway has got some stains on the carpet.
- So I gotta say I don't think I can recommend this
as a replacement for your normal way of making coffee.
- It was worth a shot!
- Yeah, somebody had to try it.
- But the shot missed.
(whimsical music)
- Okay, the world is going to hell in a hand basket
and we all know this.
One of the signs of that is that now
they're making gingerbread houses,
not out of gingerbread.
- Out of cardboard.
You go to a hobby store, you say,
"I want a gingerbread house",
and the dude takes you over to a place
where you make it outta cardboard.
- You gotta embrace the times though,
you gotta embrace the times.
- It makes it permanent, or at least semi-permanent.
If you wanna make it permanent,
year after year you wanna bring this thing out,
you want it to be clean.
So you wanna be able to wash it
in your dishwasher. - Bright!
- And when it gets clean, you want it to stay together.
So we've tested three different types of glues.
Super glue, carpenter's wood glue and hot glue
to see which one holds up the better, better, better...
- Better, let's see what happens.
(water splashing)
- [Link] They're all getting wet.
I'm questioning less the glue and more the cardboard
under these conditions.
- Look at that, the peppermint has just completely
washed right off.
The peppermint is just white now.
- It looks like they, okay.
- [Rhett] All right, let's see what's in here.
- Let's analyze.
Did you put something?
- [Rhett] Oh, yeah.
- [Link] Of course you did.
- I needed to wash my nuts.
(laughing)
- [Link] All right, so.
(laughing)
All of the candy--
- The candy's gone.
So this is super glue.
Super glue held up.
- Which one is this?
- That is the wood glue.
The wood glue did not work.
(thudding)
- Well, it worked there.
(thudding) Look at that.
Some of it still works
pretty good. - Yeah, but, I mean,
it fell apart.
And then the,
wow.
The hot glue also worked.
- Now, you're gonna have to redecorate these
after you washed them.
That the first thing I'm learning.
This one candy cane somehow survived in the packaging,
but there was another candy cane on this one
and it's gone.
- The dishwasher just ate all the candy.
- But the glue, both the superglue and the, what is it?
Hot glue? - Hot glue.
- Really withstood--
- It really held up.
- You know, this restores my hope in society.
- You know what, maybe the world's not going to hell
in a hand basket!
- Yeah, it is a hand basket, but it's just going where?
- It's just being carried through the woods
to grandmother's home.
- Yeah, but grandma's a wolf.
- Right, you better watch out.
(whimsical music)
If you can use a dishwasher to make pasta Alfredo,
then that's one less appliance you need in the kitchen!
- And I hope this works, 'cause I wanna replace my oven
with a second dishwash.
- Right, who doesn't?
Okay, so here's what we did.
We took a aluminum foil bag, put it into a bowl,
put that in the dishwasher and then we put pasta,
some Alfredo sauce.
- Yeah.
- And peas, just all inside that bag.
- It's basically like a open,
when we went camping we made what we called hobo burgers.
- I don't think you can say that anymore.
- I'm sorry.
But you'd make a pouch and you'd seal it
and it would puff up and you'd be good.
But this thing you leave open.
So it's like a topless hobo.
- Yeah, still can't say it.
- Burger.
All right, and we're not gonna show you footage
from inside of the washer,
because it's just closed up. - It's just closed up.
- Nothing gonna happen. - It wasn't good fun.
I mean, we could.
We watched it a lot!
But we're not gonna show it to you.
- Nothing happened that you could see,
but let's find out.
- [Rhett] First of all...
(chain rattling)
- Why?
- How many times do I have to tell you
I needed to wash my nuts?
- Not more than you've already told me, I'll tell you that.
All right, so let's get this out.
Oh, so we've got...
You can see that the bowl has gathered some liquid
and I don't wanna pour this into the bowl.
- Do we have another?
You know what, take that bowl.
Pour it into that bowl.
- Okay. (bowls clinking)
Move this bowl over there.
- All the way over there?
- We don't need it and then we're just gonna,
(foil crinkling)
oh, look at that!
- [Rhett] Oh, yummy!
(laughing)
Yeah!
(laughing)
Not going to Olive Garden tonight!
- All right, so I'm gonna get rid of that.
- And then you just take, dip and spin.
- I'm just not,
(bowl clinking)
uh...
- The pasta doesn't look--
- It looks like...
- A little al dente?
- Yeah, it looks like plastic.
- Yeah, it looks like fake pasta.
- Like you shredded a window shade or something.
- Life-size Barbie pasta.
(bowl clinking)
You know?
(grumbling)
I'm afraid.
- The sauce has turned.
(laughing)
- Oh look, (indiscernible)
I don't think I should swallow that.
- I know,
it tastes like--
- It tastes like you're chewing gum
that doesn't have any elasticity to it.
- I honestly didn't think it would be nearly this bad!
(spitting)
Ugh!
- What happened?
- It turned it into plastic.
- This is not a good idea.
You know what?
It's actually a good idea to show someone this
but to not feed it to them.
If you just wanted to impress somebody
and be like, "Look what I made pasta in,
"in a dishwasher".
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I gotta save it, I'm giving it to Burt,
because he fell off a ladder.
And we've gotta take (laughing),
you've gotta take it to his house.
He fell off a ladder, he's not doing well.
He loves pasta Alfredo (laughing).
- This has been for you, Burt.
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- I'm Emily and I live on Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.
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