So what you're saying is,
you can't have any!!
Ahhaha!
[WTF theme music]
Okay, so this is legitimately a Wonderful Treasure Find because
you cannot get this
anywhere in the world but South Korea.
What if someone has an illegal shipping company
where all they do is ship illegal boxes of
South Korean oreo cereal?
You cannot get this LEGALLY
anywhere apart from South Korea.
What if I ordered online legally through a legal store and I get it delivered to my home?
You cannot EASILY
get this legally.
You can get kimchijjigae anywhere around the world
but this is only made in Korea.
Oreos O's Cereal.
Oreo Ojeu.
O's. -I don't know why they have that extra s
they should've just called it: Oreos.
I don't like this guy who is all like: Oh yeah!
M: Marshmallow man says a lot of things S: Marshmallow Milk Man!
[S]: Bust through the wall! [M]: Marshmallow Man!
[S]: And disintegrates your cookies! [M]: He totally looks like, um, the powder puff guy, from--
[M]: That's not right. Powder Puff--Marshmallow Man! [S]: You're thinking Jigglypuff--
[M]: No! Jigglypuff! *high, cute voice*
[M]: I'm not thinking of Jigglypuff, I'm thinking of the Power Puff Marshmallow Man, what's his name?
[M]: From Ghostbusters!
[S]: Magic Magic Marshmallow Booth. [M]: No, you made that up, and that's not even right.
*Simon pretends to cry* *Martina mocks him*
[S]: I've never actually had this cereal before! [M]: We're really excited about this-- [S]: We've always seen this cereal
[S]:We've heard about how special it is here; I hope that it's actually really, really delicious
[S]: And you all can be super jealous! [M]: And for the record, this is not a product placement.
[M]: *in announcer voice* Post Oreos Cereal! [S]: No, we've always wanted to do this before-- [M]: Try it.
[S]: Now we have an excuse.
*intrigued Spudgy sounds*
[M]: I'm gonna open the milk-- [S]: You're gonna cut the milk.
[S]: Yes, our milk comes in a square box like that, what are you saying?
[S]: I'm so worried about you with scissors, you're so... 5-year-oldish when it comes to sharp objects
[S]: There you go. [M]: *in child's voice* I did it. [M]: You did it, barely.
[M]: Aaaaagh!
[M]: *chuckling* I just drink it all.
[S]: Oooo! [M]: *in funny voice* I love millk!
[S]: These look like-- [M]: Smells like sugar!
[S]: Smells like diabetes! [M]: Okay, let's pour it into my bowl. [S]: No, pour it in MY bowl,
[S]: 'cause my bowl is better. [M]: Your bowl is not a bowl, your bowl is a tardis! [S]: Boo yah!
[S]: My bowl is a tardis mug.
[M]: How do you take your cereal, Simon? [S]: I usually just, like, cover it, until there's, like, milk right up to the top
[S]: Look at this, it comes with little marshmallows, and little cereals.
[M]: Stop eating from my bowl, it's gross!
[S]: Umm, is this supposed to taste like oreo? *chuckling*
[S]: I don't really-- [M]: As the name-- [S]: Wait, wait, wait, wait [M]: No!!
[S]: I'm tryna-- are you just putting marshmallows individually into your bowl?? [M]: *giggling*
[S]: What is-- are you 6 years old?? [M]: What?! Noo!
[S]: Groow up! Grow up! [M]: Aaagh!
[S]: Bring it back here-- [M]: SooZee, Simon's picking on me! [S]: I have no marshmallows in mine!
[M]: Take the bag, I'm gonna zoom in and show everybody.
[M]: They look like they have these little-- I don't know if this is, like, an extra sugar coating
[M]: These little, like, sprinkles on top; as Simon picks out marshmallows like a grossy
[M]: And these are some kind of marshmallow; so, I guess it's like an oreo outside and an oreo filling?
[S]: I've made this like an oreo; you've got the two cookies on the outside, the cream in the middle [M]: Mhm.
[S]: Hold on, let me do what everyone does... turn it, lick it, put it back together...
[M]: What everyone does? [S]: This is how people eat oreos!
[S]: It's a universal fact! There's, like, an instruction manual on the back of oreos
[M]: I think I poured too much in mine... [S]: This is how you eat them.
[S]: Oh God-- [M]: Oooh! [S]: How did you cut this!?
[M]: Simon! [S]: Oh-- [M]: No no, you're supposed to pinch it open, you just left it half closed, that's why!
[S]: Are we just gonna leave this, like, splat of thing the whole time here 'cause we're lazy? [M]: Noo, clean it.
[S]: Where's our tissue? Do we-- do we have no paper in this office!?
[S]: SooZeee!
[M]: Right there, beside you, there's toilet paper.
[S]: I think this is the first time you and I ate cereal together.
[M]: That is ridiculous! Of course we've had cereal together! [S]: When did we eat cereal??
[S]: We always make breakfast!
[M]: When we first got married we had cereal together. [S]: No, we would have, like, oatmeal stuff! We never had, like, cereal
[S]: When did we have, like, kid's cereal together?
[S]: Is this the first time?? After 6 years of marriage? [M]: *adorable noises*
[S]: *singing* Special memorieees! [M]: *singing* Going online for public to see!
[S]: *singing* Getting diabeteees! [M]: *singing* Together with a "z"!
[M]: Make sure you get one of those perfect scoops like in the TV commercials
[M]: They barely look down at their cereal when they're eating; they're just like,
[Both]: *fake laughter*
[S]: This tastes nothing like Oreo.
[M]: The outside of it tastes like an Oreo to me; it's just the inside cream flavour's missing, which means it's not an Oreo.
[S]: No. This just tastes like chocolate-- *GASP*
[S]: *European accent* Wa-ha-ha! This is Mordney Present!
[M]: I, am going to make myself a spoon of majority marshmallows.
[S]: That's a good one.
[S]: Kai bai bo, we have 1 marshmallow each, winner gets to eat the marshmallow.
[Both]: Kai bai bo! [S]: Yaaaay! [M]: *crying* [S]: *laughing*
[M]: I want a rematch. [S]: No you don't.
[S]: *singing* I got my cereal, I got my cereal!
[S]: *singing* You cannot have none!
[S]: *incoherent singing with mouth full*
[S]: *singing* You cannot have any of my cereal!
[M]: I like how Simon's like, "This is overly sweet and tastes nothing like Oreos, and I don't like it
[M]: And he keeps shoveling in his mouth. *sound of glass shattering*
[M]: So do you like it or not? [S]: No. Why do I keep on eating it?
[S]: I just wanna drink the milk. That's what I'm gonna do, 'cause it tastes like Oreo milk.
[M]: I actually hate cereal milk, because I prefer milk in its purest of forms *funny sound effect*
[M]: And it... *laughing at Simon*
[M]: I think that the O's taste like Oreos, I just don't think it tastes like Oreo cream. [S]: You don't think that the "ree" tastes like the cream.
[M]: Yeah.
[S]: The O's, the two O's at the end, are the cookies, and there's cream in the middle
[S]: So, O-cream-O. That's how it got the name: O-cream-O.
[S]: That's what it was originally called.
[M]: Don't make up things, you're making my head feel itchy. [S]: And now it's Oreo.
[S]: You didn't know that!? Oreos used to be called "O-cream-O's. [M]: No they didn't.
[M]: You made that up.
*giggle sounds* [M]: Aha! I saw the twitch in his face! [S]: *laughing*
[S]: Okay, final verdic: it's cool that we have this, and you can't have this, so nana nana boo boo
[S]: But as for the taste-- [M]: Did you just say, "Nana nana boo boo?!
[S]: Yess! *chuckling*
[S]: The whole point of this ad, it's not that good...
[M]: I wanna let you know that I ate all of your marshmallows.
[S]: Did she? [M]: I legitimately went in and ate the rest of them.
[M]: Simon can't find any! [S]: *in child voice* I don't have any more marshmallows!
[S]: *in child voice* You're the worst!! [M]: *laughing* [S]: *in child voice* You ate my marshmallows!!