What, are you nuts?
[SPITS] Oh my god, there's nuts in this?
[SIGHS] You're allergic to penicillin.
Oh, right.
And--
There's no penicillin in this--
(WITH MOUTH FULL) Good, because I'm allergic.
--because why the hell would there be
penicillin in chocolate mousse?
[SPITS] [GAGS] God, gross.
There's moose in this?
Not that kind of moose.
Elk, then.
Whatever.
[GAGS]
Wha--
Psych!
You scared the shit out of me!
[GAGS] What, literally?
Seriously, dude.
What is up with you?
[SNIFFS] (VOICE BREAKING) I could walk, and now I can't.
And ain't nobody loves ole Ray no more.
[CRIES]
Well, yeah.
You're disgusting.
But you-- I am totally digging this whole Queen Kong vibe.
[PURRS]
[SOBS]
Wha-- Hey!
Get me a table, or the fish gets it.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SOBS]
Jesus!
What's the big deal?
(CRYING) That's my fish.
His name's Germaine.
Oh.
I thought he was just your food.
What do you do?
Obviously, I would keep the women separated
long enough to--
[IMITATES BUZZER] Cheryl!
[THUD]
Come on!
Why are you slowing down?
Need-- got to--
more cocaine.
So please don't take this the wrong way,
because I'm loving being your Esmeralda,
but you may have a problem.
And it sounds like the solution is more cocaine.
So turn left up there.
OK.
Let's go put some stank on it.
(SIGHING) Yes, I suppose this is as attractive as these two
are ever going to be.
Unless we can find some mole's blood.
- No. - I have some.
No!
Oh, wait.
This is vole's blood.
I swear to God, you people.
Uh, Pam?
[GROWLS] Aw, crap.
[GUNFIRE]
[GROWLS]
[THUD]
[LAUGHS]
[GUNSHOT]
[GASPS]
[WHIMPERS]
[THUD]
And now, we set it on fire.
We're on a plane.
Where would we go?
You just said it, we're on a plane.
We could fly anywhere.
(LAUGHING) If your brain were a drug,
I'd snort the shit out of it.
Wait, did you murder the baby?
(CHOKED) Uh-uh.
No, but like, swearsy-realsies?
(CHOKED) Swearsy-realsies.
And that's pretty sacred to us, so--
All right.
We can do this.
We're just as good as Cloudbeam.
So espionage names, espionage names--
oh.
I got it.
S.P. Nosh.
Sure, if you're planning on opening
a spy-themed delicatessen.
Hm.
What would Kaya and Alton do?
(IMITATING KAYA) Ay, everything here is old as dirt.
(IMITATING ALTON) Dirt with potential.
Ethical dirt.
Loud words and fake laughter.
[FAKE LAUGHTER]
(IN A NORMAL VOICE) So break for lunch?
(IN FAUX ENGLISH ACCENTS) Fancy English Ladies!
My hat is huge.
You know, we British invented giant hats
as a way to temper an overly aggressive pigeon population.
(LAUGHS OSTENTATIOUSLY) And then,
Teddy walks into the library wearing nothing but a whiskey
sour.
(LAUGHING) Oh, Teddy.
Such a scamp.
How exciting!
Indubitably.
A truly professional outfit.
[GASPS] The gentleman's complimented our hats.
Well, this won't get old.
What are you doing?
From the left, dear.
One serves from the left.
Whatever's gotten into you, Calpernia?
My mistake, ma'am.
We Brits spike our tea with opium.
That's why it's called high tea.
Legend has it that if the ravens ever leave this tower,
the British empire will crumble.
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
What a frightful thought.
Hey!
What the--
Take that, you wankers!
(IN A NORMAL VOICE) Wait!
I know, traffic's on the right.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
(IN A NORMAL VOICE) Everything has led me to this.
Uh, where were you carrying that?
[DING]
Cyril, a near-death experience is
like the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Penultimate.
The ultimate is doing it on top of a tranqed-up tiger.
Did you drug all those people?
No.
I just put angel dust in one of the water coolers.
They drank that water out of their own free choicing.
Not what free choice means.
When you need spies, you need--
BOTH: Slugs-n-Jugs.
[MIMICS GUNSHOTS]
[SIGHS]
I told you we should have gone with
the Back and Spyin' Center!
Oh my god!
I'm so turned on, I think I'm actually getting dehydrated.
When this is over, remind me to kick your tits off.
No.