So recently I featured on Isaiah the Playah’s channel to talk about cringy rap lyrics, and
it really made me realise how much I missed making fun lists like these based around bad
lyrics.
So I’m bringing this series back, and today we will be looking at Hopsin, a rapper I really
enjoy despite his immature stance in his music and his flaws.
And these flaws definitely have resulted in lines that are either kinda stupid, hypocritical
or just corny.
So with that being said this is CDTV, I’ll be answering as many messages on Instagram
as I can after this video goes up, and let’s look at the 10 Worst Hopsin Lyrics.
Honourable Mention:
11 - Sag My Pants “and Soulja Boy you got a corny flow, so you can suck my f****** d***
through a glory hole”
NO.
No Soulja Boy slander will be tolerated, 2007 squad staying strong.
That’s all.
List:
10 - Hop Is Back “I’m the s*** like I slithered in poo”
I’m tryna figure out the comparison here; does slithering in s*** make you THE s***?
I know, philosophers have been debating it for centuries, but ima say no.
S*** metaphors are already incredibly corny, and this one is up there with the worst of
them.
9 - Don’t Tell Smokey Doe (Novi Novak Diss) - “Tell the world how you fake all your
Youtube views, Using Wiz Khalifa's name just to boost you through”
I think we can agree that the last person who should be criticising someone for getting
big off of other artist’s names is Hopsin.
One of the main things people know him for is dissing huge artists, unprovoked 99% of
the time.
This was a diss track so it’s kinda important that none of the lines were hypocritical,
but this one was.
8 - Happy Ending - The Whole song
A whole song dedicated to Asian massage parlours with a questionable stereotypical imitation
of an Asian accent throughout it.
Truly Hopsin’s magnum opus right here, I’m adding it to my s** playlist right now, nothing
to set the mood like a good song about sucky sucky.
I dont even wanna talk about this song seriously again.
Let’s just move on.
7 - Fly - “The Matrix is real and you done entered it, It's way too intricate for you
to ever realize it you f****** simpleton”
This is probably one of Hopsin’s most condescending sounding lyrics ever.
If someone doesn’t understand something, the last way to explain your point of view
is by calling them, and I quote, a “f****** simpleton”.
He just sounds like he’s putting his own intelligence on a pedestal and talking down
to other people who don’t see the world in the same way he does.
It’s a terrible ending to an otherwise pretty solid verse.
6 - I Need Help - “all I wanted was just to be cool, hang out with a group of friends
and solve mysteries like I’m Scooby Doo”
What does that even mean?
What mysteries are you referring to solving?
Does solving mysteries with your friends make you cool?
This bar raises a lot of questions and confuses me, I don’t even know what this was trying
to say.
5 - Hip Hop Sinister - “call me out on tracks then b**** I’ll pound on you like that vending
machine that stole my pack of skittles”
This is one of my favorite Hopsin tracks, it’s so brutal and aggressive, and that
George Zimmerman bar is the coldest thing he’s ever written, but this one I just played
you is the least threatening one on here.
He threatens other people by saying if they make diss tracks towards him, he’ll beat
them up, just like he did to a vending machine that stole his colourful sweets from him.
I’m sorry, but there is no context under which you can mention getting p***** about
a pack of skittles and sound threatening at the same time.
4 - Good Guys Get Left Behind - Whole hook
This Song has to be ironic.
You cannot tell me Hopsin was seriously making an anthem for the “nice guys” of the world.
You can’t start a hook off by saying “I should’ve f***** You when I had the chance
to” and end it by saying “but I’m just a good guy, this pain hurts me so much”.
That first line doesn’t make you sound like a very good guy at all.
This has to be a joke.
3 - False Advertisement - “they just slide you some cash and you lay on the wee wee”
Hopsin was 31 when he wrote this line.
Let’s be clear, no grown man should refer to a penis as a “wee wee”.
Seriously, I’d even prefer if you referred to it as a vagina miner, even that’s less
corny than wee wee.
Jesus Christ, f****** wee wee.
2 - Ill Mind Of Hopsin 9 - “cause if I see your mom again, this time I will assault the
b****, at least then I’d feel like my banning was justified”
Yikes ok.
So you currently are banned from Australia and can’t see your son because your ex accused
you of beating her.
She just won’t let you see your child.
But I think the last way to go about remedying that is by saying you actually will assault
her next time you see her.
Sure, from what we’ve heard she’s not making it easy for Hop at all, I can understand
his rage and anger, but saying “im going to beat you up next time I see you” is a
bit of a permanent bridge burner, just guaranteeing that she’ll stay blocking you out of her
life.
1 - Money On the Side - “she got a man and I have a girl I know, so everything we do
we just keep it on the low”
Hold up, hold up, so this lyric is on the same album where you get absolutely furious
at your girlfriend at the time cheating on you?
But then in this song, you make it clear that you’re having s** with someone else’s
girlfriend, even though you know first hand how devastating it would be for her boyfriend
to find out?
And don’t say this song isn’t from Hop’s perspective, because the skit at the start
makes it very clear it is.
It’s just kinda massively hypocritical.
It’s kinda hard to sympathize with you when you’re knowingly putting someone through
the exact same pain
that
you experienced.
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