He doesn't just have magic
there are those who say he's the greatest sorcerer
eVer tO wAlk tHe eARTh
*thinking gay shit*
merlin?
this is for sir eLRonD hes as blind as a wEaVEr
so warn him not to take it all at once
okay
i brought you your medicine uwu
n the guy said dont drink it all-
im sure its fine...
In jail for that well here do you think you are the king? No, I'm his son
aRthUr
The one thing the southern light you should do is keep your heads down and what do you do you behave like an idiot
I'm sorry. :,(
I'm Merlin (love me)
most peo ple just call me idiot
pass me that dress will you Gwen? (shit)
Mean the master totally just
Just because I'm the Kings ward, that doesn't mean I have to accompany him to the feast does it
Well does it
*shrill nuh uh*
He wants me to go then you should invite me when he hasn't said you know what that means
Where are you? Yeah, it means I'm going by myself
sOOO
How was your first day as Arthur's servant
do you hear cLANGING?
*magical girl words*
What about using magic like this I see you're upset aren't you forgetting something
My sword oh, yeah
SDUHHH you'll be needind dAT
that went well :) (oh merlin)
*magical girl words pt 2*
*attempts again*
(trying his best)
*homosexual distress*
hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
what is this zoom
*sad*
bicth im hERE
i did it! :)))))
aRE yOu uSINg mAjiC?!
What's all this then
He's in love
What with Gwen I am NOT. Yes. You're no idea how hard it is to keep this hidden
Well, you can continue to deny it but I think Quinn's a very lucky woman Gwen
It's our secret ;)))
*homosexual distress*
What is it
You really are a total buffoon. Aren't you? Merlin is asking who me or the deer?
We're supposed to be hunting. It requires speed stealth in an agile mind. I need you to do this for me
I'm a terrible liar
I saw sweating light my vision blurs my my brain stops working and they changed that it
if this was a time of war I would have you flogged and since it's not well, let it go just this once oh
How much fun this was I'll find a way to get you out of it
Just make sure you don't end up in the stocks this time. I won't
Well, I hope for our sake you find a cure Oh
We'll find ourselves with a food shortage on our hands food shortage
I'd ask you for money, but I know you don't have any
ARTHER:000
Put the sword down Merlin you look ridiculous
You just make yourself comfortable what's wrong I saved Arthur's life someone else got the credit just the usual
SIRE <3
what are you doing?
Nothing I can see that I
Wasn't sleeping I was
I
Was just bending down
looking for something
Yes
Perhaps we're looking for the same thing. What? Oh, I don't know the horses though says oh
Please I don't be too hard on him. He's a good servant. He's just he's tired. I am NOT maybe
Maybe if you had the evening off, I don't want the evening off with nice rest. I did not fall asleep
What's that in your face nothing it's wrong nothing
All that, yep
*cries*
Glad to see you're resting Marilyn.
I take it that means you've got the energy to clean my leech tank
This is horrible
This is so disgusting, well, perhaps you'll think twice about lying to me in future
I'm Merlin that's something on your face. What?
I'll fetch the horses
You distract the guards. How do I do that? I
Don't know do I just think of everything
*magical girl word*
What did you do I said distract them not knock them out. That's just no pleasing you sometimes
I must've fallen asleep
You really are completely useless aren't you Marilyn oh
its harder than it looks :(((
Now you just show it up, how do I distract them
Can I help you no
III was I was just changing the sheets Merlin I
Have no doubt Mellon that you prepared a very good explanation for this. Yes
no sounds
Delicious good because you're going to test it. No way. It's completely harmless
No
Ah
Ah that's disgusting
Are you sure you're strong enough to hold me? Yeah stronger than I look
So, I don't know if I get all the votes on that.
Don't worry about it. I'll do with this you lie there except comfortable
Merlin do not let go of the ro-
oh my god
I had two drumsticks :(
no you didnt
MARILYN i had TWo DruMStiCKs
maybe it fell on the floor ;0
i hAD SAUSAGES
you sure??
They must fallen under the table MELLON what?
you can search me (;000) i havent taken them
Strange very sure you didn't eat them. I
haven't had the chance to
don't forget ur dinner
Thank you, ah
Are those my sausages hmm you took them
you can have anything ham cheese
Just a roll, please
you're having stawrberries fuk u
MAGICWORD
That's not a strawberry it's the right color I
Don't know why I bring you on these expressions you spend the whole time terrified not terrified
Yes, you are. I can tell you are very can't if you weren't scared you'd be talking rubbish
You look I am talking about us as usual. I mean I am talking as usual so clearly I'm not scared