Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is getting grande this year.
But to avoid another food fight,
we created the Loud House and Casagrandes
Thanksgiving Seating Guide.
Let's do this!
First thing's first, Lori and Bobby are like two peas in a pod.
Aw, you made Bobby and me two peas in a pod.
That's so sweet.
So it's a no-brainer to put them together. But where?
Lori, Bobby, we saved you a spot.
No, we saved you a spot.
Um, how about we sit in the middle?
Right in the middle, great.
Now who should sit next to Lori? How about Lisa?
- Gravy? - Excuse you?
[screaming]
Apologies, first born sibling.
Just doing a test run with Gravy Bot,
the robot I built to ensure equal gravy distribution.
I'll send in Clean-up Bot.
No, no more bots.
Good gravy, that won't do.
Let's put her over here.
That's the calculated gravy safety radius.
Can Carl sit next to Lori?
Lori, my love, allow me to be your guide today.
I can show you the most romantic spots in our fine metropolis.
Literally adorable.
Well, Carl's out.
Oh, I know. How about Abuelo?
He always has the good goss, just like Lori.
I do not gossip.
By the way, did you hear Vito Filiponio whitens his teeth?
So they'll have plenty to talk about over some turkey.
And speaking of turkey, whoever cooks this main dish
should definitely sit at the head of the table.
I'm making a tur-goosa.
A pigeon stuffed inside a goose, stuffed inside a turkey.
Three times the bird, three times the deliciousness.
Lynn Sr. take a seat.
We are cooking.
Now where's out Casagrande master chef gonna sit?
Ugh, I wish you could smell Abuela's famous tamales.
No Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner.
Ah, next to Bobby.
Since he loves her cooking so much,
they make for a delicious pair at the table.
Moving on.
An easy one is that the twins should sit together, but where?
Scram!
Nice try, sister. But as officers of the Feast Force,
it's our job to protect this food until tomorrow.
Whoa, scary. They're a pair to be reckoned with.
So let's put them at the end of the table.
They'll keep an eye on the kitchen for dessert defense.
Now there's an empty seat between the twins and Abuelo.
Who can sit there? Oh, I know, Luna.
She and Abuelo could jam out to a rockin' duet during dinner.
[music playing]
♪ Two different families Yet so much in common ♪
♪ The loudness, the chaos But we'll just keep strummin' ♪
♪ Together is better When we're in harmony ♪
Sounds good to me!
Now can we put little baby Lily and cute Carlitos next to each other?
That's way too messy. Let's put Lily here.
But we'll put Rita next to her, 'cause mother does know best.
Here you go, sweetie, still hot from the dryer.
Aww!
Carlitos can go over here with C.J. and Carl,
because as brothers they always have each other's back.
Piggy back ride!
Ooh, I want one too!
[giggling]
And Luan makes perfect sense to sit next to C.J.
so she can tell him pirate jokes.
'Water' you say we add some melon?
[cheering]
[groaning]
So where is Tío Carlos gonna sit?
Oh, I know. How about next to Lisa?
They can share fun facts with each other in between
forking down their food.
Can I make your wait more enjoyable with a fun fact?
Licorice, huh? Did you know that Cesar was one if its earliest fans?
Oh, you don't say. I do love the man's salads.
Next, can Leni and Lynn sit together?
- Hey, Lynn. - Sup, Bobby?
Diggin' the new look.
These are not for fashion. They're my pee pants.
Uh-oh, pee pants are a fashion foul.
Ew, stop.
But who should sit next to Leni?
Oh, Carlota.
They can dish over thrifting trends during dinner,
and they'll look great while doing it.
Check it out.
I found some really cute dresses at the thrift store for you.
I even found two of these so we can match.
Ooh, now you're gonna get all the boy's attention.
And where's Lynn gonna sit? She puts hot sauce on everything.
You know it.
Two double belters, extra pickles, extra onion, triple hot sauce.
And that could make for some pretty upsetting burps.
So let's keep her at the other end of the table.
But wait, now she's next to Lana.
Ah, let's face it. Lana will love the smell anyway.
[burping]
We're almost done, but we're missing a few folks.
Can Ronnie Anne and Tía Frida sit next to each other?
Nope. How about we put Lincoln next to Ronnie Anne,
because they're already super tight.
- Punk. - Loser.
But wait, now Lisa is sitting next to Lincoln.
And remember that time Lisa's invention caused Lincoln to get teleported
to a different dimension?
Holy moly!
Good luck.
[screaming]
Well, we can't have that happening again.
So let's give it the old switcheroo.
And hey, now Lisa can school Ronnie Anne on the physics of skateboarding.
It's quite simple really.
I merely used the formula combining spatial analysis
and the basic physics theorem stating that for every object--
Don't ask if you don't really wanna know.
Tía Frida will go over here next to Rita,
because when it comes to decoration, these two make a great collaboration.
It's the perfect combination of store-bought and homemade.
Hey, Frida and Rita. They should start a business.
Their names really roll off the tongue.
And that only leaves Lucy and Maria.
But wait a minute, what do they have in common?
[screaming]
Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
Cranberry sauce does look like blood.
And that sure is one way to get Lucy to smile.
Honey, Lucy is smiling, get the camera!
We did it! The Thanksgiving table is full.
Now fill those tummies.
I am stuffed.
See you next time on the Loud House and Casagrandes Guide.