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hi honey how was your test I got an egg
oh that is so great I'm so proud of you
sweetie thank you
wait if you're over here then that means
yeah
they mean cafeteria workers on register
wipe that smirk off your face I don't
think I need lunch today what are you
smiling for trying to steal this Apple
no I'm trying to buy it
oh you think I'm stupid is that what you
think hey don't look at me when I'm
talking to you or I'll charge you double
are you even allowed to do that oh yeah
you think I'm a liar no is that what's
going on huh do this sandwich oh this is
my sandwich now you don't get to eat
every cafeteria ever what do you get for
lunch a turkey sandwich
what'd you guys get salad salad salad
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nice so how is everyone
who casually drinks milk
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whoa you guys going off-campus what you
get
we got chicken nuggets and fries why
with you guys good um we got chicken
nuggets and fries that sounds lame as
hell yeah I'm so so lame
why are we so lame Karen well at least
it's chocolate milk all right we need to
figure out school lunches for the
district well it needs to meet the
minimum nutrition requirement right
emphasis on minimum the least required
what so like a piece of bread and cheese
and some lettuce the lettuce isn't
technically required or the cheese what
about the second piece of bread what is
this a charity no one slice of bread do
we need to pay for this absolutely not
all right these kids are going to the
school cuz they don't have any other
option or means to make money if they
cannot pay they go into debt school is
about learning and it's high time they
learned that right but sucks sucks loops
are these chicken nuggets or are these
shards of glass
hey David do you mind if we sit with you
oh no thanks
but you're always sitting alone you're
like super sad and lonely no I'm not I
kind of just like studying but that's
sad don't you want a couple of
good-hearted jogs to befriend you and
have a good old bloody time yeah nah I
just kind of want to read Oh buddy it
doesn't matter what you want we're gonna
hang out with you whether you like it or
not come on bro why do you Leonard
yep let me get laid nah sweet my mom
packed Lunchables what material do you
think the chairs in the cafeteria should
be made out of I don't know what's like
the most uncomfortable material in the
world like something that is complete
dogs like plastic but somehow worse
shouldn't the kids enjoy and relax
during their lunch hour
no no I I'm absolutely not we want to be
as oppressive as possible we need to
break these kids spirits down that is
how we keep the children under control
this is a very rewarding job sir it's
all about breaking their minds and
spirits really it's really it's science
this is not my favorite pizza place
dude is that all you're getting
what do you mean I get this every day
dude that's really bad for you you need
like vegetables and protein and vitamins
yeah I do that bro your mouth is
literally blue from all the candy you
eat that's not candy dude there's
nothing sweet on my house so I drink
mouthwash there's still cookies left no
there's like a blue Papa smell
it's an extra $2.00 for Gatorade these
kids are from all different cliques but
they're all sitting together that's so
great they're breaking down social
barriers what no no they're up to
something
okay because if they don't hate each
other over differences like hobbies or
appearances do you know who becomes the
enemy the for-profit prison system what
no us yeah no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
we need to put a stop to this right now
cuz if we don't cut their now rise
against us piano
ha ha ha Wow think that's a care of it
that'll make them not hate us yeah
thanks Jamie Oliver I watch The Simpsons
for the first time website I'm sorry
dude check this out
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buddhu fight you know my mom just bought
me this jacket but food fight Wow
what are you doing dude really dumb I
don't do carbs Henry no I don't have
anything to eat you got any extra food I
have some carrot sticks I'll just starve
good you get it you get it that's why I
had like you that's why I hired that's
why I married you
that's why I divorced you and that's why
we're back together
trying to give it the old college try
out try it again
nice all right well I'll see you next
weekend
Palm Springs here we come yeah it's
gonna be wild
this is why we got to watch the first
place well doesn't matter what you what
all right we're gonna sit with you and
be friends with you what do you like
you're not my best friends
we're doing good we're doing good work
we're good people
really when it comes down to it yes we
are you're the man yeah so anyway I'm
thinking that the the lunch Bell should
be like at least 200 decibels and just
like you know we can teach you how to
dribble
he's Diaries I know I have a very weak
lower jaw his diary dear diary you
subscribe as much that's a good idea
honey true
you failed me they're so lame
you probably think this song is about
you how do you then do you know who
becomes the enemy the for-profit prison
system the for-profit prison system the
for-profit prison prison system like
something that's sorry pedobear I wasn't
trying to hold it back I was like what's
the most I rather die of stereos you
gonna do that anyway you started off
with one slice of white bread do 'quite
oh that's not sub to brownies man I hope
you guys had such a great time hanging
out on our cafeteria yeah there's no
right bryson that's right whatever
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