- Hey girl, if I ruled (mumbles)
I'll put me and you together.
- That's not, that makes no sense.
- Yeah. - You and I.
(laughter)
- Oh yeah.
(orchestra music)
- I don't know.
- What do you know about mommy and daddy?
- You met somewhere.
- Mhmm, did you know we met on Match.com.
- Uh uh. - Do you know how long
we've been together?
- Uh uh. - Do you know when
our anniversary is?
- Yes. - When?
- I forgot.
(laughter)
- And what color am I wearing?
- White. - And why do people
where white sometimes?
- I don't know.
- Why would they wear that, Logan?
- Marriage thing?
- Oh, there you go.
- They made a cake that's just like our wedding cake.
- What?
- Close your eyes.
- I think we have to
close our eyes. - Oh, us too?
- Close your eyes. - OK.
- Oh! - Oh my freaking gosh.
- No, don't touch it.
- Oh my God.
- That's pretty good. - Yeah.
(laughter)
- [Dad] It's a close resemblance
- [Mom] Yes.
- Do you remember your wedding?
- I do.
- You tell me.
- It raining, and it was on the beach.
- At Hawaii.
- You're right.
- I remember the wedding book.
- Oh look, that looks like the same cake.
- [Mom] I know exactly.
- Wow.
- So, we had to feed 250 people at this wedding.
So, there's four layers, and there's two,
there's a, what they call, a bride and a groom cake.
Isn't that neat?
This cake does not feed 250 people.
This cake had two.
- There was only like maybe, what,
12 people at our wedding.
- But it was awesome - Really?
- Yes.
- How many people do you want to be in your wedding.
- 100 and million.
- Wow. - 'cause you're popular, huh?
- Yeah.
- Let's eat. - Yes, let's eat.
- Do you take the knife?
- Why, I think we both do, I don't know.
- OK, guys, come on.
Everybody put a hand on it - I think dad should.
- Cut the top one. - All hands on deck.
You wanna do the top? OK, ready?
- I wanna cut the bottom one, I wanna see.
- Well now we're cutting the top.
- [Boy] Don't stab me.
- [Logan] Ow, ow.
- Am I pinching you?
- There we go.
- Are you guys going to get married again?
- Yes, go ahead, will you marry us?
- No.
- Then I'm going to smash that cupcake in your face.
- Oh, wonderful.
- There you go. - Oh thank you.
Oh, I get the first slice.
- And I think we actually used our fingers,
and we fed it to each other.
We had to link our arms, and feed it.
And there's a picture, if you'd like to see.
There it is.
(laughing)
- That's hygenic.
- Did we feed to each other?
- We might have, but sometimes people
smash into their faces, until like,
I could smash it into daddy's face.
- I knew better than to do that.
- OK, feed it to each other.
Yay, you guys are brothers.
Do you wanna see how it's really done.
- The stuff that brides where.
- A veil?
I didn't wear a veil, I had two braids.
- Wow, that's beautiful.
- What are you doing, mom?
- Just seeing what you look like in a veil.
- Did you dance at your wedding?
- We did, daddy and I...
- We had to take lessons.
- Yeah we had to take lessons,
because daddy and I don't know how to dance slow.
- The lady that gave us dance lessons,
she had pet ferrets.
- All over her apartment.
- It was because we don't know how to dance.
Like, at all.
- They just taught us how to dance,
that's all - How to just do a slow dance.
- You remember? - No.
- No, I don't think so.
- You wanna try?
- Yeah, OK.
- You know what I'm doing right now?
- What? - I'm picturing those ferrets,
lookin' at me.
- So why did you decide to marry my mom?
- When two people fall in love,
they get married and wanna start a family.
- Why would they do that?
- So they can have kids like you.
- You were a surprise.
Just saying.
(Laughing)
- Why'd you wanna marry mom?
Long story?
- I had a coworker, and he had said he had a single friend,
and he asked if I wanted to maybe go on a date with her.
- And the day before we were supposed to go out,
daddy got nervous and thought it was not a good idea.
So he sent a text and he said I don't wanna go out,
and she had never got the text,
I sent it to the wrong person,
so had I sent that text, mom and daddy,
probably never would have met.
- And then you wouldn't be here.
- Say what?
- [Interviewer] One text.
- Was it hard to commit?
- I think obviously it wasn't that hard
if we decided to get married after a month.
- Wait, a month after you met?
- He proposed?
- A month and change.
- That is really really weird - Now don't do, what we do.
- What? - Nothing.
- Are you guys, like more in love?
- Of course. - Of course.
- Why do you keep looking at me?
Go to him.
- Great question.
- I fall more and more in love with you everyday.
You're a good daddy, and a husband.
- Oh.
- Have you ever thought about getting married?
- No. - I've heard that you did
ask someone in school.
- You want me to tell them the jokes that I told you
to tell the girls?
- Yes. - You say,
hey girl are you tired?
'cause you've been running around in my mind all day.
Say, hey girl.
- You don't say that to people, Frank.
- How old are you gonna be when you get married?
- Maybe 10.
- I don't think so.
- How old were you guys?
- 27. - I was 26.
- How old do I have to be
when I get married? - Well legally,
you can get married when you're 18.
- OK, then I'm gonna do it when she's 18.
- Caylan, how about you, when are you gonna get married?
Who are you gonna marry?
- Never, and never.
- Yeah he doesn't like girls.
- Would you be OK if I never got married.
- Of course. - I just want you to be happy.
- I'd like to give a toast.
Cheers to sending text to wrong numbers.
- Cheers.
- One more thing before, we take this.
- Do it, do it!
- Oh nice.