- [Chico] Are you wondering if you should
give your boo the boot?
This is the perfect show for you.
- [Vena] Each one of these couples thinks that one of them
is going on a date with one of us
- [Karlous] But the other one will be watching
and calling the shots from a secret location.
- [Chico] At the end of the date, we're gonna grade them
and let them know if they're relationship material or nah.
- Mad!
- I would say that!
- [Chico] Ladies and Gentlemen, this is...
- [All] Smash or Dash!
- [Karlous] Your grandparents met on this show.
- [Chico] On this episode, we have Vlad,
who's worried his new crush, Promise,
may be projecting her own trust issues
and hiding who she really is.
- What do you want with your relationship?
- I want to see if I should continue it.
She seems to have some trust issues,
I wouldn't respond sometimes
and she thinks I'm doing something with someone else,
like you know what I mean?
- Are y'all exclusive, are y'all together?
- It's like an unspoken thing,
when I'm talkin' to you, I'm not talkin' to anybody else.
- Is she doing the same?
- I'd like to think so, yeah.
Otherwise, what's the point of wasting our time?
I wanna kinda meet her friends and her family.
- You've never met her friends?
- You've never met her parents?
- No, I haven't.
- That makes you feel like she's trying to hide you,
you know what I mean? - Right, yeah, yeah.
I just wanna know if it's something to do with me.
I just wanna know - And if it is,
I'll just slide you my digits.
- All right, bet.
- Now, you're gettin' kinda strange.
Somebody gotta date your girl to see what's going on.
- Okay, somebody gotta date my girl.
- Yeah, and I'm gonna be the one to do it.
Here's the cool part, you are gonna be back here
with the crew watching the entire thing,
then we're gonna figure out if you should smash or dash.
- All right, sounds good, man.
- What?
- That's your girl?
- And you settin' up a date with somebody else?
- That's you? - You are stupid!
- Oh, she's cute.
- Yeah!
- No, she fine.
- I just turned gay.
- What? - What?
- Hey, how are you, beautiful? - Hi!
- Look at you, you are gorgeous,
come give me a hug. - Thank you!
- All right, all right.
- I'm not gonna lie, I was hoping I'd get Nick Cannon.
- Oh, she said that!
- Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
- Nah, you good.
- You look good.
- Don't hype me up, now,don't gas me up.
- He's doin' a lot of flirtin',
a little winky eye.
- I got it like that.
- Yeah, I bet you do.
(laughs)
- She got it like that.
- What's that supposed to mean?
(laughs)
- What's up, guys?
- What's up, white man, how you doin,?
- I love this coat, dude.
- Thank you, I love your shirt.
- Spill that water on Chico.
- What's wrong with you man?
- You're makin' a mess (laughs)!
- Give me one second, I'll be right back, sorry about that!
We're off to a bad start.
- White man can't even mess this up.
(laughs)
- They always do.
- Now, do you have a boyfriend?
- Um...
yeah?
- Ss, yeah?
Is he a snake, is that why you say it like that?
- Yeah, I don't know what we are
to be quite honest with you.
- You don't know what y'all are?
- I guess we're kinda goin' with the flow a little bit.
- Okay, so what has the flow been so far?
- Eh.
- What?
- Yo, what?
- She gave you the "eh"!
- Okay, all right.
- In the beginning we were great,
we were all up on each other,
then after awhile he just started acting a little bit funny.
He doesn't text me as often.
- See if she'll give you her phone, Chico?
- Let me text him, let me text him.
- Okay, okay.
- I'll text him, how 'bout that?
- Go ahead.
- Read, don't even text, man, just read 'em.
- His number is insane--
- Yo, he's reading the messages?
Yo, chill, chill out.
- He's going through it!
- That's personal stuff, man.
- Relax, bro, it's for research!
- Why isn't his number saved?
- He got me upset yesterday.
- I can see that from these messages.
- Oh!
- Thank you!
- Your number's not saved!
- Vlad!
- Are you seeing anybody else?
- Yo, what?
- No.
- What was that?
Nah, nah, what the (beep) was that?
- Keep going, keep going.
- Oh wait, hold up! - Uh oh, wait.
- Hold up, hold up! - Too late, don't get up.
- Who's Elvis?
- What!?
- Ahh!
- Elvis, he's my best friend.
- He's your best friend?
- When I asked about her best friend,
she didn't tell me no Elvis.
- Does Vlad know about Elvis?
- No.
- He doesn't? - No.
We don't know much about each other.
- What does your mom think about Vlad?
- She's never met him.
- She's never met him?
Okay, you know what, how about I talk to mom?
- You wanna talk to mama?
- Mm hmm, hit mom.
- Oh, you gonna love mama.
- You've never met mom.
- I would be cryin' right now.
- Mama, what's up with you, mama?
That's the fam that's in there with you?
- This is the family right here.
- Yo!
- Yo, bro.
- I like Mama.
- Yo, she got the whole family there.
- Now, I'm hanging here with
your beautiful little lady right here.
- They say she look like me.
- Yeah, she do look like you, both of y'all are gorgeous.
- Get my man a water, he over here chokin'.
- Mama, I got a question, this dude that she dealing with,
this Vlad dude, I mean, you think it's something
that's gonna last?
- Tell the truth, mama.
- To keep it a thousand, I tell her
to always keep your eyes open and your options open.
- (beep)
- Ask her what's the one thing
she don't like the most about Vlad.
- Okay, so if I could ask you,
what's the one thing you dislike the most
thus far about Vlad, what would that be?
- Come on, man.
- I'm just, for you--
- All right, you right, you right.
- He's not a man of his word.
- Not a man of your word!
- What the (beep) does that even mean?
- If you say you're gonna do this, then do it.
For instance, when he said
that he was gonna come, he never came.
- What's she talkin' about?
- I didn't pull up that one time, two times,
something like that, 'cause I got held up.
- So you were waiting--
- Yeah, I cooked pasta for us so we could eat!
- Aw man, that--
- But, don't get me wrong,
everything else is amazing, the sex--
- The sex is amazing? - Oh!
- All right, you know,
you know I do my thing. - Okay.
- So, we got a special dessert coming
that I just thought that you would love,
but I don't want you to see what it is,
so I'm just gonna put this blindfold on you,
kinda look like a bra a little bit.
- It looks like mine.
- Something to cover your breast up with,
you know what I mean?
- Yo, yo.
- There you go. - Okay, okay.
- So she really trusts him.
- Is it Nick Cannon, is that my dessert?
- Yo!
- Can we get the dessert, please?
We need the dessert.
Feed it to her, Chico.
- So, I'm about to give you some, okay?
- Okay.
- Hold on. - Should I open my mouth?
- Open your mouth, there you go, here it come.
- She opened her mouth, bro!
- Oh baby, yeah!
Look at that.
- She slid it off of that fork.
- Do the trust fall, Chico.
- You ever heard of a trust fall?
- Yeah, we not tryin' it.
- Well, how 'bout you have a little bit more of the cake?
- Let's do the trust fall.
- You wanna do the trust fall now?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow, okay, they're kinda moving a little bit too fast.
- Vlad, Promise is opening up.
- Turn around.
- Just fall? - Just fall back.
- All right, that's a little (beep) up.
- I'm scared.
- I got you, baby, fall back.
- Okay, ready?
(laughs)
- See look at that, look at that,
see how I caught you?
- Yeah!
- Where's he goin' with the hands?
Yo, where's he goin' with the hands?
- Aye, aye, nuh-uh.
- She backed up though. - She backed up.
- So that's what I'm saying, there's hope, Vlad!
- Yeah. - Yeah, there's hope.
- Wrap it up, Chico, wrap it up.
- I got something I wanna show you.
- Oh no, is it Nick Cannon?
- She's pushing that Nick Cannon.
- Look, ma'am, Nick is not here.
- Okay, fine.
- This is way below his budget.
So grab ya drinks, grab ya cakes,
the one on the table.
(laughs)
We gonna go ahead and walk back this way, come on.
- All right, let's go.
- Okay, guess what. - What?
- Yeah, look, the whole date,
guess who's been watching us the whole time.
(cheering)
- What's up guys?
- You guys were stalking me the whole date?
- Saw everything.
- And now, it is up to this group to tell Vlad
if he should smash or dash.
- Lookin' at the flirting she was doing,
and putting that cake in her mouth,
and Chico called the mama
and you ain't even met the mama yet.
- I know, yeah, exactly.
- You gotta dash, shorty.
- Really?
- Yeah, okay, that's one dash.
- I was about to suggest, stick in there, man!
Smash!
She's clearly down for you, so I mean,
you have a little conversation,
y'all might be able to work it out,
so I say stay in there, smash.
- I think you guys gotta communicate,
text her back when you're supposed to,
'cause this is a Promise you should keep.
(laughter)
- We're gonna smash.
- Vlad, I'ma keep it all the way real with you man,
so I'ma say smash, just 'cause I wanna see you,
white as you are with her family!
That's my main reason, you need
that type of influence in your life.
- So all in all, we sayin'...
- [All] Smash!
- That's right, smash, you gotta smash, Vlad.
(cheering)
- [Chanting] Smash, smash, smash!
- Aye man, y'all know how we get down right here on, what?
- [All] Smash or Dash!
- I got my answer, I want to be your boyfriend.
- Word?
- Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
- Are you being serious?
You're bring serious?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm being serious.
Putting myself out there, right now, yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah?
Is that a yeah?
- That is a yeah.
(laughs) yeah!
- So yeah, she's my girlfriend.