Okay yeah, it's dab-able, it's dab-able. It's got good, you're just like- you know? You like, you gotta frolic in it, right? Like,
It's like.. oh!
You know what I love buying more than a quality product that will last a lifetime?
Really cheap and terrible Chinese versions of the exact same thing, and in sizes and..
Sexes that shouldn't be made for me! So, today, without further ado. I will be reviewing- oh, don't show my address-
$20.00 cosplays from China.
We have two cameras again, as always.
Now as a self-proclaimed iconic cosplayer, I know a good cosplay when I see it. In fact, I only wear good cosplays!
That's why I buy mine from China for $20.
So today, let's review some more cheap Chinese alternatives to cosplay out there!
I'm sure a lot of you can relate to the struggles that I will be having..
..Mainly with getting stuff over my ass.
♪ All around me are familiar faces- ♪
Although I will say, I do like making these videos because every time it does kind of feel a little bit like Christmas because
I get to open a package that I bought.
Oh god, oh god, oh god. That is- that is a pink bow..
Oh no, no, no..
Uhh, okay, well..
Let's put it on! Mum, if you're watching please- please stop now
Yo, this is really long..!
Slipped on easy enough..
I have a kind of a good feeling that this might actually fit me?
And, I don't know if I like that. Trying to put on a dress for me is like, trying to solve a DaVinci Code.
This is the front I think?
Yo, this might be almost too big on me!
This is definitely too big on me.
Woah. Oh, okay! What the hell? What is this for?
I've got it on backwards. Oh my god. Okay. Does that make sense?
Yoo! So, I'm guessing.. assume that that goes like that..
Is it bad that I think this is really good? This is awesome! I'm so happy with this. I should not be allowed to use safety pins,
It's it's a it is literally a safety hazard and not a safety pin. Okay, okay..
Where does this go? Does this go on the hat? This is so hard to figure out! I have no idea where anything is supposed to go on this! What do I do with this?
This is like the terrible version of Mrs. Doubtfire in my room right now. It's like hi. I'm Ciel, in disguise
Where is Sebastian?!
I don't know where this goes. You know what? I'm a fucking just put it on somewhere.
No, I don't swear anymore! I don't swear anymore
That's- that's in the past CDawg. This is the future CDawg and family friendly CDawg.
We don't swear, 'cause YouTube doesn't like it when we swear. So, fuck 'em
♪ I am the one, the one yes I don't need a gun to get respect up on the street- ♪
SEBASTIAN! SEBASTIAN! SEBASTIAN!
You're gonna fucking cut it and make me look like I'm walking around the room like a fucking idiot.
Oh, I'm not making you look like an idiot, CDawg, you're doing that just fine yourself!
Sebastian! SEBAAASTIAN!
Yo, this is nice! You just like to turn up in the club like yo, what up let me in, boy!
See you later. Okay?
Due to popular demand, Aki, you're back again to rate my terrible. Cosplays. Are you ready? Aki: I'm in for a treat!
Okay, here's the first one. Give me your honest opinions on this bad boy. Aki: Okay. Well, you know me. I'll be a straightforward- oh my god..
What do you think, what do you like about this one? Aki: Is this like how long have you been doing?
The Sebastian voice is this like what leads up to it?
This is the climax, this is the pinnacle of Sebastian
Aki: Like, like 6 what like what 3, 5 years of Sebastian voice acting has led to this cosplay
I lose it. I just, I have to do Ciel, ya know? In this dress..
Aki: Well, did anybody help you into like a corset? Like they did in the episode. CDawg: No sadly not.
Okay, we'll make that a million subscriber special
Just do a whole video in this. I give this... maybe four Sebastians out of seven.
Such an odd number.
Okay, I liked it
like I'm so gonna have to wear this to a con, aren't I?
Everyone's gonna ask me to. If this video gets a million views. I promise I will wear this to a con
I promise that is a promise. Share this video around, get it to a million! I've gotten value out of this one
This has been a great cosplay. I highly recommend you buy this one,
Especially if you're a male like myself who likes a bit more breathing room down there, you know
Like I really feel like I'm free right now, but now I gotta figure out how to take this off.
You know for the amount I paid for that
That's pretty damn good
Alright, let's do the next cosplay
Drumroll, please
What do you guys think so far?
Wait, I got to get my legs in there? What?
Imagine if the colossal Titan had to do this every time he wanted to become the -- ow, fuck. I'm such an idiot
Why am I putting the head on first I put the legs on
like a normal person would
And then I put
This on. Right?
See that makes so much more sense. Why did I think it would be the other way around? I'm not gonna lie
It doesn't smell good.
Ah, I can't get the zip! I can't get the zip!
I think my head is too fat for this. And like my dick isn't getting much room here to breathe. Does my butt look good in this?
Yeah, maybe.
This is terrifying, I imagine.
Fortnite dances, wooo!
I don't know why I like doing the fortnite dances they're just really fun, you know,
Do you reckon the colossal titan works out?
Like does he need to work out to get like this buff?
Definitely oh
This is my next one, it's kind of horrific. I'm not gonna lie that
Is the most depressing Titan ever
What is wrong? What' up with the face bro? Oh, you know what I
Didn't know what was up with the face until I watched the footage back and I saw this face and I was scared.
Oh my God, it's like they took everything else seriously
And then they just said gee I wonder who bleep would feel on the inside being the colossal Titan
it's like he liked his better help account got hacked or something like
He needs a better help account
He's so he's so guilty about the things he's done to humanity
I'll give...I'll give this
11 Levi's out of
10 well Levi is half a measurement. So that's five and a half.
Ok, I'm gonna take this off, cause
This is really hard to breathe in.
I mean, this was fine. Like I said, it's a decent cosplay. You can't go wrong with it
It's not exceptional but it does the job. Don't my means just taking off my skin
Get a little more comfortable
Get these sausage hands off me.
I don't know what these are so...
A lot of my orders kept getting canceled when I was ordering through LA express.
Like I think they blocked my card cause every time I try to order even on new accounts, it wouldn't accept my card.
So I had to use a friend's card in the end. That also means that I've ordered like 20 or no
I ordered I ordered 15 cosplays and nearly all of them got cancelled. So I wasn't sure which ones made it here
So I know some of you guys like fairy tail out there. Now, I'm not a big fairy tail guy, but I can appreciate a fandom.
Um, I don't think this is gonna fit my ass. This is not gonna -- Oh, goodness me, my butt does not like that.
That is, that is that is a zipper that does not want to go up. All right
There's no way. Okay, let's give it a go
Let's make this cosplay a little more accurate. Okay, make it a little more a little more realistic
*Gag cough noice*
Okay. Now we're truly Lucy!
It's just like there's like some shit going on a fairy tale like
Natsu's like, Lucy we need your help
Lucy's over here like,
YO, WHERE MY KEYS AT BITCH?! WHERE THEY AT?!
Why am I making Lucy sound like a black man? I'm so sorry. That's not true.
Oh, Mum, please don't please don't watch this.
Please stop if you are watching this. Ple -- like please. This is kind of embarrassing. You know, what?
If this tight chest doesn't kill me the wedgie sure as hell will.
Well, I mean I don't if you guys can see it in the mirror
But man, this thing is really doing a number on my butt.
All right, what a lot. Okay, this one. What about this one?
What do you think? Yeah
No, you're a big fan of the show.
Lucy? Are you --? What are these poses bro?
I wanna know the context.
You'll find out when you watch the video *laughter*
When someone challenges you saying that Lucy isn't best girl than Fairy Tail is a mediocre anime.
That's the face that you go on.
Okay, what would you give that out of whatever
I'll give it two Happy's out of five. All right, you know what? I think I'm done with this one
My armpits are actually hurting so,
Ohh
We're halfway there guys
All right, let's get the next cosplay do you guys like the show
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Let's put this bad boy on. Oh no, it's one of these. No, it's one of these. These are so hard to get on!
I'm such a mistake. You know what let's just fight ninjas like this we can do this.
Yeah, I can't, there's no way I'm getting this on. Does my hair look terrible? It feels terrible, and smells
Pretty bad. You guys are lucky that you can't smell through YouTube because it smells like a dead mouse in here
If I get this on, how am I gonna get it off?
*Laughing* I'm stuck.
Come on, come on. Ah, Ah, Ah
Okay, but like serious talk
How do I get this off?
All right.
Oh, is that Sakura's? Yeah it is. You put the tag in the front. It - it was it was impossible to get on.
I feel like in this scene, it's like Sakura telling Naruto or Sasuke off for kissing
Maybe
I'll give this... It's pretty weak
Yeah, yeah
Honestly, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to give it like 2 sharingans out out of 30
I'll do one naruto run and then I'm taking this off.
Legit I do not know how long I can last in this thing my arms look at that, dude
Look at look at that. It is squeezing the life. I'm not tensing. I'm squeezing the life out of my arms here
Oh fuck am I gonna do this put this camera?
Am I gonna have to destroy this cosplay is that the only way I'm getting this off?
Oh, okay. I think I did it. I think I did it. Oh no, it's gotta go over my butt! Oh no, oh no!
Please, please! Oh my god. That was a near-death experience. Oh my god. I got it off. Holy shit
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Alright. This is, cosplay --
Oh, shit let's play number six, five! Five. We have one more after this.
This feels like a rug that has like sweat stains in it
Oh my God, this is so tedious! How are you guys doing while I do up these buttons? How's your day going?
Good what you been up to?
Oh really? Nice. Nothing nice. I like nothing to you know, just trying on these cosplays try not to die
You know how it is me being silly. Wow. This is warm. Oh
This is what it feels to like be loved by something? I feel warm all over.
Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to ruin you with my hair
You know what this isn't bad it's it's not amazing the material is
Gross it like it's like I don't know. It's like you you touch it and it's like it feels
Plasticky, does that make any sense? Like it's squishy and it makes a noise.
What about this bad boy?
Literally, the dark side has completely covered your face. Yeah.
I can't even see your eyes! It's a metaphor for...
My life *laughing* I don't know.
This is this this is
Terrifying. I hope this is your Halloween costume
Like if someone comes out in and -- out or so if someone is mugging an innocent civilian in an alleyway
And it's like who's gonna fuckin save you now and this guy pops up. I could see it being a thing
That's like Florida man in monomakh monokuma suit Rob's homeless person
40 Junko's out of 70
No, no, okay, I'm done. You know, it's fine if you want it. It's exactly what what you think it's gonna be
The material is just gross Oof. And the final cosplay
One, I'm sure many of you are familiar with and have struggled with at least once in your life
Or if you've ever been to a convention, you've 100% seen someone struggle with this. I want you guys to also
watch me attempt to do it because
Frankly, I have no idea how people do this,
And I'm intrigued so we're gonna try. We're gonna try and put on the infamous
Attack on Titan straps
Those darn things and their bondage kits
And it comes with a little -- a little tutorial on how to do it. Thank you. I'm gonna need that. We're gonna try and follow it
I don't know how we're all -- there's more on the back Jesus Christ
You know what we don't need instructions, let's just do it our way. Let's figure this out. what the fucketh? Oh my god
Oh my god. Okay. You know what? Let's just fucking do it
Let's just YOLO this shit, cause I don't I haven't got 20 minutes to spare. Holy shit!
What is all this! Why is there so many belts! I think I can do this,
I think I can do this part. This part looks doable. You know what?
Let's just put it all on. Let's see what we can make. Okay, this is the second part
Yeah, I think I'm doing this right. I think we got we got the ball rolling here, right?
I'll put this over our arm, what the actual fuck is this?
How can anyone kill Titans when they have to put this shit on, every time?
You know what, let's just wear it like a diaper. Let's wear it like a diaper
No, give me that
Okay, okay. Okay, just kind of like a diaper almost but I'm wearing it incorrectly that's fine.
We're getting there. We're getting there.
We're a 100% getting there. You know what I'm gonna imagine these are optional.
They don't matter. Let's just get rid of those.
Let's go with the belt. Cause the belt, I know you need the belt
WHAT THE FU-?!
Maybe it's supposed to be like Bane.
Like: "I was born in Darkness". Oh shit. I put it in the wrong strap. All right, I think,
I don't want to say I got it guys, but...
I definitely am pretty damn close to attacking some Titans. Am I right? I love this scene while Levi does this and kills
Kills Titans. You know what?
I'm gonna say that's a success like with two Cs. All right. Now, this is the final one now
I know that like a lot of people like to cosplay Attack on Titan, and I think this one is my greatest yet
Okay, that didn't look like Attack on Titan at first, that looked like some bondage stuff
Like, is this a cosplay bro, or did you like go and like into the depths of your closet right now?
You know you always have people complaining about how hard the straps are to get on and I was like it can't be that hard
So you turned it into a mussel?
You know what I was going for a more Bane esque Attack on Titan look, you know
I mean, if there was a doujin of it, I guess.
This is pretty terrifying I will say this looks like the guy that just made that colossal Titan that you just wore sad
Just look so depressed
I'll give it. You know what?
Just for creativity and the fact that you you do look pretty badass
I'll give it like a 9 out of 10.
I definitely look badass. That is one word. You could describe that
I'll give it like 9 wall where is out of 10?
It's a lot
What's my favorite measurement of unit . Unit of measurement. Wow, I fucked that up.
Okay. Thank you for joining us Aki!
Thank you, bye.
I don't I don't solve Rubik's cubes. I make YouTube videos
It's a lot easier than putting this on but don't want to ever wear this again
Please don't make me wear this again if you guys did enjoy
This video. Please. Let me know down below which other cosplays you want to see me buy and try on for you guys
Also, f you do really enjoy these videos and want to help fund my weird cosplay
Obsession you can do so by going to my patreon up there
It really helps me out and it allows me to keep doing absurd stuff like this for you guys
And yes, I will wear that dress if this video gets a million views. So share this video around
Let's get a million views for cosplay. Alright, I will see you beautiful weebs
next time. Bye!
I do it for the love of the love. Yes
I do say you don't care about the money will guess it's true, and I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny Oh