Steve: Welcome to Vaper's Anonymous.
It's a private association where the members
are all linked by one common issue.
Cib, and I decided it was time to seek help
after what started as a simple recreational toy,
turned into a full-blown nicotine addiction.
It's true.
I was diagnosed with the teenager's kissing disease.
Normally, people are immune to Mono after a certain age,
but I didn't kiss a girl until age 23,
so my body didn't have time to build up proper defences.
I couldn't help but feel like Cib wasn't taking this seriously.
I wanted nothing more than to rid myself of this dirty addiction,
yet Cib seemed to be getting a rise out of tempting both the members of Vaper's Anonymous and its organizer.
Twenty years of hard work fighting addiction
and all it took was Cib to ruin this man's life.
Honestly, I'm just worried all of these people are gonna get Mono now.
Evan: Remember Elliot? When he told me
not to go to the 7-Eleven
to stock up?
well...
Elliot: Yeah.
Evan: I went in,
and I also might of uhh...
Elliot: Okay.
Steven (voiceover): I couldn't help but feel bad for the facilitator of the VA meeting,
he was clearly in over his head.
*Evan says something unintelligible*
Evan: So if they ask...
I was with you last Friday night at
uhh... 8:00 p.m.
Steve (voiceover): Here's exhibit A:
Steven: Case closed.
Steve: Pussyyyyyy
Steven: Don't think for a second you can hide that
thick Croatian accent from me, IMMIGRANT.
Steven: Some people can't change
but I know Cib and I can.
I was interested to hear where the trauma in Cib's life started,
forcing him into a spiralling addiction.
It was time to leave Vaper's Anonymous before
Cib got us both arrested.
I think we learned a lot while we were there;
No matter what people say,
Vaping looks so stupid.
It IS stupid.
Everything about it is the dumbest thing that ever existed.
It doesn't look cool
but you know what is cool? N i c o t i n e !
God damn dude!
*Voiceover Cib Whoops*
*Steve also whoops and takes a t h i c c vape*
Steven: It's so like...
It's...
Cib(voiceover): Vaping's sick too -
Steve: Ye-
Steve: Well no, it's vaping...
Cib: Vaping's sick!
Steve: Vaping's not sick, but
Cib: Vaping's dope!
Steve: What do you like about vaping?
Cib: The nicotine!
Steve: Yeah, the nicotine,
there you go idiot.
Cib: And the vape.
Steve: And the vape... You like the smoke?
Cib (sounding increasingly intoxicated): And the nicotine!
Steve: Is it the nicotine or the vape?
Cib: See ya dude!
Subtitles by Bundy Hanson and some other d u d e.