- Hey y'all, so we're
but there's still a lot to talk about.
I just felt like I got to be the perfect girl on his arm.
And that's like what he wants.
And I'm like not a perfect girl.
What do you think about Zach and Mindy right now?
Zach and Mindy?
They're learning their marriage.
I was like shaking, just like thinking
I just made a big mistake.
That's some [bleep].
That's hard to watch.
Both of them confuse the hell out of me.
I actually teach I have zero judgment of people.
I have zero expectations of people.
Zach is so self-absorbed.
All he really considers is what people think about him.
I don't realize that those words that I had, they sit
and they pierce.
Yeah.
WOMAN: He's used to girls falling all over him.
It's BS, man.
He's not genuine.
So if you ask me how I feel, my response is going
to be x, based on my feelings.
I'm like, what did you just say?
I don't think he said one intelligent thing.
It's a matter of trying to build an attraction.
I feel like he definitely had some sort of an image
in mind of who he was going to marry.
And she does not fit it.
Simple things like first kiss, I felt nothing,
you know what I mean?
And that's just how it was.
MAN: He's focused on what he's dated before.
WOMAN: Yeah.
Did you forget that all of your previous relationships
failed?
Yeah.
Maybe you should keep your mind open.
You can keep your shirt off, if you want.
But keep your mind open.
MAN: He loves himself more than he'll probably
ever love somebody else.
OK.
Dick.
[laughter]
What are you looking for most?
I think mostly for you.
Oh, stop.
Jessica and Austin are by far my most favorite,
quirky, awkward couple.
[laughter]
They're just having such a good time together.
And they want to know each other.
MAN: They're good together.
They've got a lot of chemistry.
I have nothing bad to say about them.
Yeah, we're both really awkward weirdos.
Yeah.
MAN: One hundo, my fave.
WOMAN: I feel like they're leading the race.
Marriage for life.
MAN: I've always liked Austin from the start.
Yeah.
They didn't want to talk about sex.
Maybe things have happened.
MAN: My man.
I think they did it.
Yeah.
Austin, Austin.
That sweet sound of snoring.
WOMAN: What do you think about Taylor and Brandon?
I think they're both petty.
Are you good, Brandon?
Or no?
I've never been more frustrated at another dude.
You woke me up with a camera in my face,
and I had a panic attack.
Like, what?
You decided to be on a social experiment
where there are cameras in your face all the time.
He left his clothes.
I tried picking them up.
And you know, he snapped at me.
WOMAN: That was petty, Brandon.
He didn't--
She bought him all his favorite beer.
Should be able to talk to you about anything.
And I apologize.
WOMAN: He's going to have to check himself a few times.
But at the end of the day, they'll
learn how to communicate.
They'll figure out each other's language.
Well, hello, Mrs. V.
None of us come into "Married at First Sight"
with our head on our shoulders, completely straight.
Right.
Let's be like, who marries a stranger?
You got to be a little-- got to be a little wacky.
You got to be a little off.
But the thing is, is that you've got to know
you're a little off to get--
to get a little bit of the help.
If you're flipping out about that--
What else are you going to flip out about, like?
That is a recipe for disaster.
I also did a thing.
OK.
WOMAN: You know who's definitely going to have a few hickeys?
Is it Derek and Katie?
Hell, yeah.
Best birthday ever.
Derek and Katie been knocking boots.
WOMAN: He really knew how to seal the deal.
He brought the fire.
Are you ready to go to the pool?
I'm ready.
WOMAN: Like they look they've been in a relationship
for a while already.
They don't look like they just married a stranger.
It's a lot of chemistry.
Yeah, it is.
But it's only a day.
- It's a matter of time. - It's only a matter of time.
We'll see.
Don't [bleep] it up, Derek.
Where's your hubby at?
Um, a good question.
MAN: How about Meka and Michael?
Aiyiyi yi.
I haven't felt like I've been in a marriage.
Oh, my god.
Can I, like, gag?
Seeing that you haven't wore your ring in quite some time,
that makes me feel some type of way.
Because no matter what we've been through,
I still wore my ring.
First of all, how do y'all have your ring off?
Explain it to me, Michael?
You want to reset yourself?
Like what?
You want to set yourself back to the point
before you got married?
Putting too much pressure on the marriage title
is what got us here.
They decided that, oh, oh, we got to step back.
We just need to rebuild.
Well, you didn't have anything to begin with.
You've got to talk when--
[interposing voices]
What are you going to set back on?
You've known each other for two days.
Exactly.
Just wear your effing ring, dude.
Yeah, like what are you talking about, Michael?
Honestly, if you aren't wearing your wedding band--
It's three days.
I would be taking mine off too.
Because I'm--
Three days.
--not going to be a married woman while you're acting
like a single man.
You should let me know when you want to put yours back on.
OK.
So I guess that's it for this time on "Couples Couch."
We'll see you next time, guys.
Bye.
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