[Guitar riff]
[♪Theme music♪]
They're best-of-buds,
who prowl the night
as super-studs!
They fight for good.
They're awesome guys,
who kick crime in the butt!
X-Ray and Vav~!
He's a popular guy,
a parkour master,
and might know some kung-fu~!
X-Ray and Vav~!
He's delightfully British,
a hero for justice,
and cares how you feel~!
X-Ray and Vav~
[♪Happy newsy tune♪]
[Crickets chirping, peaceful night noises.]
We're all gonna die!
Mhmwahahaha!
All right, nobody move!
This baby's set to blow.
Red wine will go everywhere!
All your clothes will be ruined!
There is no hope!
[Whoosh]
It's X-Ray and Vav!
We're saved!
Mhmhaha!
I'd like to see them try and stop me.
[whack]
[smack]
[punch, punch]
Wait a minute...
That ain't X-Ray and Vav.
He's just one guy!
Ugh~ What in the...?
[♪Mysterious music♪]
[Growl]
Oh, God!
I- I'm so sorry!
I- I don't even like wine.
Hahahaha, oh...
[Leaky noises]
Hunh.
You are not the one.
[Toss]
[Thud] Owie.
[Vroom]
[♪Triumphant music♪]
Fear not, helpless citizens!
Your heroes have arrived.
We're here to defend justice!
[Record scratch]
[Inarticulate wails of agony]
What the hell, bro?
This is our turf!
Excuse us?
Sir? We're talking to you!
Actions speak louder than-
[Sickening crunch]
Words...
Agh!
Blimey!
[♪Mysterious music♪]
Ugh, okay.
Who in the world was that?
A spotlight stealing jerk who fights dirty...
It does look like he was quite effective though.
Why don't you start a fan-club for the guy!?
He's makin' us look bad!
People are gonna think he's a better hero than we are.
Extra, extra!
Read all about it!
New hero saves city,
upstages X-Ray and Vav.
Extra!
[Paper crumpling]
I'm inspired that another citizen
would take up arms in the constant
struggle between good and evil.
Screw that noise!
People are just realizing how awesome we are.
[Offscreen voice] I still think you guys are awesome!
Oh god. Not you again...
Thank you... Citizen.
Thanks nothin'!
We will take you to court again!
So, beat it!
Yes sir, mister X-Ray!
I'll be fifty feet away awaiting further orders!
[Deep sniff]
Hmm.. You were right, bad publicity is no publicity.
Shall I write a strongly worded letter?
That'll show em'!
I say we go down there personally.
Let's knock some heads in!
[Thwap]
X-Ray style!
Cue transition!
[Transition]
[♪Music♪]
[Typing, glass shattering]
Attention!
We're looking for the pimply-faced nerd
responsible for this libelous slander!
Also,
I must deliver this strongly worded letter.
[pointing]
Thank you, good sir!
All right, punk.
Time to face the music.
Also, here's a strongly worded letter.
Read it.
Oh!
X-Ray and Vav.
How can I help you?
[♪Lovestruck music♪]
[Reality]
So, you're the one responsible for this smear piece.
Yes, I wrote this earlier.
Do you like it?
No!
And neither does my partner.
[♪Lovestruck music(still)♪]
[slap]
Pay attention!
I'm sorry that you don't enjoy the article,
but there's nothing in here that isn't true.
The mysterious Bear-man swooped in
and stopped the bad guy before you two even showed up!
The buses are stupid slow!
Where's your article on that?
Sounds like you just can't handle being shown up
by another vigilante.
Oh!
Can I do a piece on how the appearance of this new,
more effective hero has ruined your confidence?
Of course not!
Keep our names out of your dead medium.
Extra, extra. Read all about it.
X-Ray and Vav's confidence ruined by new hero.
Extra!
[Whump]
How do you do that so fast!?
This story is enthralling!
I wish I knew more about this guy.
What's your take, Vav?
Okay then.
Anything else I can do for you two?
Tell us where the exit is.
[Pointing]
Have a nice day.
This is a waste of a Saturday.
Well... maybe that reporter lady was right?
We should be trying to find out more about the Bear-man.
I know why you're doing this.
And I do not approve.
I don't know what you're on about.
We need to learn more about him,
so we can get rid of him.
[Knocking]
Isn't that what you want?
[grumble, grumble, grumble...]
You're not Kevin,
what do you guys want?
Hi, Rusty!
We're in need of your assistance.
This is everything I've got on the guy.
Well, there's not much is there?
Eh, the guy's a mystery.
Must've been living off the grid his whole life.
Makes me a little jealous to be honest.
Did you at least find a name, or...
Mogar.
[Dun, dun, duuuun!]
[Snicker]
Mogar?
Really?
He's some kinda recluse, livin' out in the woods.
He was raised by animals.
Or, trees or something. I don't know.
Why's he here then?
I don't know.
Let's find out!
[gasp]
X-Ray, you don't mean...
That's right!
I have a plan!
[Birds tweeting, peaceful sounds]
What a gorgeous day to walk down the street with my baby!
I'm so happy and care free,
and helpless!
Ragh. Give me all your money.
Do it, or I'll shank ya both.
Shank, shank!
Please, don't hurt my baby!
Won't someone help me? Oh, God!
There is no God lady!
If there were you wouldn't be getting robbed right now.
[Bear roar]
[Groan]
My colon.
Oh, you rescued me!
[Sniff]
You are not who I'm looking for.
You reek of urine and sadness.
The urine is a recent development.
Oh, please sir.
Let my child see the man who saved his mother's life.
Hmm?
Goo goo gaga, bitch!
Agh!
[♪Triumphant music♪] Oh yeah!
[♪Triumphant music♪]
Ugh.
[♪Dramatic music♪]
[Shwing]
[♪Dramatic music♪]
Whatever your game is Mogar,
it ends now.
Saving this place is our thing,
so get lost. Or else.
Rragh!
[Crack spreading]
Welp...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Oof!
Too much talk.
Not enough strength.
You are no threat to me.
You're threatening us you pelt wearing psychopath!
You need to understand that we're-
Rrgh~
[Slo-mo]
[Grunting]
Ha!
Why don't you slow down a bit?
Hehe!
[Grunting]
[Charging up noise]
Agh!
Mogar's mission will not be impeded.
Unerstand that?
Hrk, you make a convincing argument.
[Thud]
Yeah! You get outta here!
That'll teach him Vav!
Oh yeah.
He'll definitely think twice before coming back again.
He's never going to come back again.
Uh, are you sure?
Yes.
I'm a hundred percent positive we'll never see him again.
The show's about us.
Not him.
[♪Sinister music♪]
Hmm...
[♪Sinister music♪]
[♪Credits♪]
[♪Music♪]