(80s synth music)
♪ Harry Meghan, World War III ♪
♪ Protest for democracy ♪
♪ Mr. Peanut, Trump impeachment, cheering on a show ♪
♪ Wildfires, Liam exit, UK with a formal Brexit ♪
♪ Kobe Bryant, Billie Eilish, WHO ♪
♪ Super Bowl, Chiefs won ♪
♪ Buttigieg, Nancy's done ♪
♪ Trump's won impeachment fight ♪
♪ Oscar wins for Parasite ♪
♪ Roger Stone and Weinstein ♪
♪ Go to jail, you're guilty ♪
♪ Birds of Prey and Sonic movie ♪
♪ COVID spreading worldwide ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ It was just beginning ♪
♪ I'm not sick of winning ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ No it wasn't pretty and it's getting shitty ♪
♪ COVID 19, lock it down. ♪
♪ We're in a pandemic now ♪
♪ Toilet paper, sanitizer ♪
♪ Did you just cough ♪
♪ Homeschool, market fall ♪
♪ Now I'm in a Zoom call ♪
♪ shut down, canceled ♪
♪ We all got laid off ♪
♪ Tik Tok, hands clean, Tom Nook made me quarantine ♪
♪ Joe Exotic, travel ban ♪
♪ Got 1200, Disneyland ♪
♪ Bo Jo, UFO, drinking bleach, oh no ♪
♪ Mask your nose, distance woes ♪
♪ Kim Jong Un a no-show ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ Senators investing when they should be testing ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ It was fast evolving, Trump was busy golfing ♪
♪ what's his name, stay at home ♪
♪ Murder hornets, Twilight Zone ♪
♪ Babies, Rain On Me ♪
♪ Hydroxychloroquine ♪
♪ BLM, say her name ♪
♪ Racial justice reclaimed ♪
♪ Stop with the homicide ♪
♪ Protesting for what is right ♪
♪ Insurrection, TERF wars ♪
♪ Space rocket, locust swarm ♪
♪ Monuments brought down ♪
♪ Theaters are a ghost town ♪
♪ YouTube, K-pop stans ♪
♪ Ruining Trump's rally plans ♪
♪ Karens going psycho ♪
♪ Aunt Jemima's canceled ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ There were people hurting, now the city's burning ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ When we all protested, the police arrested ♪
♪ Hamilfilm, no plan ♪
♪ Gotta make an OnlyFans ♪
♪ Dems nom Biden, goodbye Chadwick Boseman ♪
♪ WAP is in my cranium ♪
♪ Cake is causing mania ♪
♪ Kanye, Philbin, give me more Battinson ♪
♪ Folklore, BTS, take another COVID test ♪
♪ All these people pass away ♪
♪ I don't know what else to say ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ Yeah the cases doubled, and we were in trouble ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ There was deep division, we just wouldn't listen ♪
♪ Postal cut, Twitter hack ♪
♪ Willy Wonka, Wildcat ♪
♪ Heat wave, Rittenhouse ♪
♪ Tucker, you can shut your mouth ♪
♪ Lebanon, Bryce Hall, California fireball ♪
♪ Cottagecore, asteroid ♪
♪ screaming right into the void ♪
♪ 750, yeah right ♪
♪ Amy Coney Barrett fight ♪
♪ DracoTok, fostered ♪
♪ Red is the imposter ♪
♪ Fall Guys, RBG, Zendaya and AOC ♪
♪ Trump is getting pushy ♪
♪ Gotta guard that pussy ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ With the cases rising, they're politicizing ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ You can say they're lying but there's people dying ♪
♪ LA wins, Quibi down ♪
♪ Donald Trump has COVID now ♪
♪ Moon's wet, big Gretch ♪
♪ Johnny Depp, big stretch ♪
♪ Voting early, alcohol ♪
♪ Jerking on a Zoom call ♪
♪ Rudy in reporter's bed ♪
♪ There's a fly on Pence's head ♪
♪ Mail-in ballots, count for days ♪
♪ Steve Kornacki needs a raise ♪
♪ Flipping states, landscapes ♪
♪ Thrown out court case ♪
♪ Winning Pennsylvania ♪
♪ Our VP is Kamala ♪
♪ Biden won the voting war ♪
♪ Trump won't get another four ♪
♪ 2020's finally over ♪
♪ Trump is not conceding but he will be leaving ♪
♪ 2020's finally over ♪
♪ It will soon be gone ♪
♪ But it sure went on and on and on ♪
♪ And on and on and on ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ A vaccine's emerging but there's cases surging ♪
♪ We didn't stop the virus ♪
♪ Families may unravel but you shouldn't travel ♪
♪ 2020's finally over ♪
♪ I thought I'd be thriving but I'm just surviving ♪
♪ 2020's finally over ♪
♪ We have finally lost it ♪
and I'm just exhausted!
(80s synth music)