Hi, i'm Germán
And the theme of this week is...
Parent's Typical lies
I've been thinking recently.
(*Claps* Congrats)
Thanks
Yeah, Thanks
I've been thinking and I've noticed parents lie a lot
Especially when we're kids
it's like they think we're idiots
For example, when you are traveling
Mom, how much is left?
Like 5 mins
Ah, ok
(Indeed, left like 3 hours)
Why?
The worst is that half hour later they say the same thing.
In 5 mins
And we, like an idiots, believe it
But, that was before, now cellphones came along
And they got screwed
Mom, Why do you say 5 mins?
Here, on my iPaper says there's 2 hours left.
Oh no, the thing is...
you shitty liar
Now isn't too easy
That's an unnecessary lie
They don't have to say it
BUUUUUT
There exist lies I can understand
Those lies said to protect our sensitive feelings
For example, when your pet dies
Everyone has had pets when we were kids
And for one reason or another, it dies.
That is the life
And when you're little that can be a bit traumatizing.
So, It's very, very important the way in which parents handle this.
Mom, what happen to my pet fish?
Son, well... you fish is in heaven.
Yes, it's in heaven, but don't worry. It's in fish heaven.
It's with its friends; it's with its parents, and its in a very vast ocean where it can swim every day and be very happy.
That's a very sugar coated truth.
And a sugar coated truth is simply a lie.
And, careful! Lying is bad, but... it's still better than saying this.
Mom! Where is my pet fish?
Uhh... the dog ate it.
Everyone's done something bad when we were kids.
You're home, playing with you soccer ball and you mom tells you...
Better not break anything.
And you're like...
No, mom.
And you go on playing.
And then, suddenly, BAM! You break something.
Time passes, no one notices. Until one day your mom finds what you broke.
Mario Fernando Guarte de las Mercedes!
Uhh, yes, mom?
Did you break this?
No, mom, it wasn't me.
Who did it?
I don't know, I-I- it wasn't me.
Are you sure?
If you tell me the truth, I'm not going to get mad.
Uhh... you promise?
I promise, son. I'm not going to get mad.
Ok, uhh... I broke it.
What did I tell you about playing with the ball inside the house!
You said you wouldn't get mad!
I'm not mad!
Lies!
If your mom tells you...
If you tell me the truth, I won't get mad.
Believe me, she's gonna get mad.
Another lie is one parents tell to teenagers.
That age in which they want to go out, party, get wasted, get pregnant without getting the money to pay an abortion, etc.
You know, the usual.
And the mom's there like...
You're going out again!?
Gosh, mom, leave me alone! You never let me have fun!
You're partying all the time! What about school?
Jeez, mom, how boring.
The princess spends all her time partying.
Oh, sure, you were probably a saint at my age.
Of course. I was a very good girl when I was your age.
Uhh... yeah... a saint...
Obviously, your mom is going to tell you that she was a super good woman.
What kind of role model if she tells you:
I was as easy as multiplying by one.
No! Her job is to motivate you to be better.
...Harder to get than multiplying by two, at least...
In fact, have you never thought about this?
Have you never seen that typical grandma in the street?
Those grandmas that are super sweet and adorable... like, "aw, I'm a grandma."
And think...
Probably, when she was younger, that adorable grandma was promiscuous and got it one with everyone.
Everyone tells a lie from time to time.
Specially, when we were kids.
Be it a big, fat lie, or a small, white lie.
And, obviously, our parents don't like it when we lie.
And their best best remedy to make us stop lying... is lying to us.
And that's when they tell you something like...
Every time you tell a lie, a puppy dies.
How horrible!
And when we're little, we believe everything our parents tell us, but let's be honest.
That only worked in the past.
Now it's like it doesn't apply anymore.
If parents want their daughters, in particular, to stop lying. They should say something like...
Daughter, stop lying already.
No.
No?
Ok, did you know that every time you lie, a One Direction member dies?
Problem solved.
There's one lie that parents tell and that I agree with.
It's to boost your child's self-esteem.
What the hell I'm talking about?
For example, let's say that you drew a picture as a kid.
Which obviously took a lot of effort from your part.
Daddy! Daddy! Look what I drew!
H-how ni-nice... It's beautiful.
Your drawing was uglier than sneezing while having diarrhea.
But your parents were there, flattering you anyway.
Everything you do for your parents is to be celebrated.
The thing is that sometimes it's okay to lie to your children to protect their feelings or to make them feel good.
Who cares if your child is not a great artist that draws excellent pictures?
What matters is that you love him/her.
Not how talented he/she is.
Daddy! Daddy! Do you like my drawing?
I don't have a son anymore!
Loser.
Question!
What was the lie your parents told you most often?
Every time I asked for something from the store, they told me, "Ok, tomorrow."
And I believed it and left happily thinking that tomorrow they would buy for me that thing that I wanted.
And obviously, I would then forget about it the next day, and in the end, I wouldn't get anything.
Good thinking, mom. Good, good thinking.
A~nyway.
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My God, who's this guy?
Sorry, if you saw the news, about one or two days ago, there was an earthquake in my country.
Basically, it was very strong and after an earthquake come the replicas, which are like small quakes, "small".
So it's shaking all the time, so I have to be on the lookout, and if there's a quake a have to move to a safe place.
So, I'm recording this video like: "Hello! ... ... Earthquake?"
No, no earthquake.
But, well, I live on a strong country, so we resurface from bad situations.
Earthquake?
No.