All right. Murr lost, so I'm happy.
For your punishment today, bub, we're gonna have you play
a game called, "Close Everybody Else's Laptop."
Okay. So the point of this, uh, punishment is --
-Close everybody's laptops! -I get it!
[ Laughter ]
One, two, three, four, five, six --
Joe: There's an open laptop right there.
Just go close it.
Ooh!
I didn't want to say anything,
but the girls over there keep looking at your screen
and I want to protect your privacy.
So just be careful. So be careful, okay?
I'm just looking out for you.
"That's me, Privacy Jimmy."
That's me, Privacy Jimmy.
Be careful.
[ Laughter ]
Joe: Yeah!
-All right! -All right.
He just went, "What the [bleep]?"
Who's next?
Close it.
Close it, close it, close it!
[ Imitating siren ] Battery police!
Got to keep that closed, save a battery, right?
Save it.
[ Laughter ]
He got away!
[ Laughter ]
Gentlemen, this is gonna seem strange.
Just watch your hands. -Whoa!
Thanks. Have a good day.
Oh, just got to keep that going down.
[ Laughter ]
He's got a -- looks like he's got a e-mail up.
This could get me punched.
Hey, uh, go.
Murr: This could get me punched.
Hey, uh, go.
Could I ask you a favor real quick?
Yeah.
Could you n-- just please don't kill me.
Oh!
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Sal: Oh, my God.
Oh, I just said, "Please don't kill me."
And you didn't, so we're all square.
'Cause I --
I didn't want to back into it, is the thing.
I didn't want you to think I was being rude or anything,
you know what I mean?
Okay. So I was just --
I was trying to ease into it.
So, sorry about that.
Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
Dude is looking around like he can't believe what's happening.
Dude, he went from angry to confused to laughing.
Carry on.
[ Laughter ]
Everybody's eyeing me. Holy [bleep].
Hey, Murr, you know how, like, this ends when we say it ends?
If you gave Dan Cast
a big kiss every time you passed him,
it would lower the amount of time
that I feel you need to be out there --
Dan Cast being one of our beloved crew members.
[ Laughter ]
But every time you pass him.
Joe: All right, so let's see if you can do a drive-by.
Excuse me, hands up.
Watch out, hands up, hands up.
Oh. My. God.
Right now, she's stewing in it.
Murr, I would like you to walk by slowly, but don't touch her.
But just let her -- let her guard as you walk by.
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry?
Hmm?
Yeah.
Oh. Did you -- You know what it was?
The laptop was open.
[ Laughter ]
Q: Are you gonna pass Dan Cast?
You know the rules.
-Look at Hopper! -Hopper wants a kiss!
Murr, just turn around.
On the back, Hopper's waiting for a kiss, please.
-Against the wall. -This is not the bit.
His forehead.
-I'm sorry. -There you go.
Murr, then the new PA sitting next to him --
the new PA with the beanie hat right there.
-Welcome. -He doesn't work for our show.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Sal's going down! Sal's going down!
[ Laughter ]
He doesn't work on the show.
This is season 8! What are you doing?
-Oh, that was great. -I can't believe
Get me the hell out of here.
[ Laughter ]
Q: Nice work, buddy.