- Chris Pratt here,
I'm currently playing Dan Forester in The Tomorrow War,
I'm here with BuzzFeed to rank
every character I've played
in my illustrious 20 year career in Hollywood.
Here we go.
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Number one, we've got Bright Abbott from Everwood
versus Winchester Ché Cook from The O.C.
Bright Abbott from Everwood I did for four seasons,
and then Winchester Ché I did
in 2008 for one season.
I'm gonna have to choose Bright Abbott on that.
It was my first really big break in television.
It allowed me to buy my mom a house.
I loved the work that we did on the show.
Bright vanquishes Ché.
Oh, Dan Forester of The Tomorrow War
versus Scott Hatteberg in Moneyball.
Ooh, ooh.
I'm gonna say Dan Forester
only because we're promoting The Tomorrow War,
but Scott Hatteberg probably would win,
but I'm giving Dan the win.
Scott Hatteberg's a real person, a real baseball player.
That role was amazing,
I got to work with Brad Pitt, Bennett Miller.
The movie went on to get nominated for an Oscar.
Probably 'cause I was in it.
And I got to work with Philip Seymour Hoffman,
it was an amazing experience.
I loved it,
I got to wear a real Major League Baseball uniform,
so of course normally I would pick Scott Hatteberg to win,
but since we're promoting The Tomorrow War
where I play Dan Forester,
I'm gonna have Dan Forester advance.
Joshua Faraday from the Magnificent Seven,
oh, versus Jim Preston
from the critically acclaimed Passengers.
Now, although most critics are going to
be upset about this, I'm going to pick Josh Faraday
from Magnificent Seven.
I got to work with Denzel, I got to work with Antoine Fuqua,
I got to play a cowboy, shoot a six shooter.
That was pretty sweet.
I've always wanted to be in a Western and I got to.
And Passengers it was an amazing movie
and extraordinary experience, I got to work with J Law.
I'd like if they could both advance,
but there can be only one.
So I'm gonna have Josh Faraday
from Magnificent Seven advance.
Justin Lenihan, what the, who's that?
Oh, Zero Dark Thirty, yeah right,
forgot my character's name was Justin
in another film that was nominated for an Oscar.
(laughing)
There we go.
That was dope.
It was my first sort of foray into the world of Navy Seals.
I got to do some extensive research,
met my best friend to this day on that job
and it is an amazing movie.
Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy.
Hey, it's tough.
That's a tough one.
I'm gonna go ahead and move forward
with Peter Quill on that,
'cause that was a real life changing role for me.
Very grateful for that, so
just edging out the character
who apparently is named Justin Lenihan,
Quill takes the win.
Oh, in a battle of animated characters,
Barley Lightfoot from the Oscar nominated Onward.
You know, I'm really like into mentioning all the movies
I've done that have been nominated for Oscars
versus Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie.
Was that nominated for an Oscar?
I think it wasn't that year
and that was the year I was like,
okay, you guys really got that wrong.
God, that's tough.
Both of those movies are so good.
I'm gonna go with Emmet.
Emmet Brikowski from The Lego Movie.
He moves forward.
Next we have, oh, Andy Dwyer, Parks and Rec.
That's gonna be tough to beat him.
Andy Dwyer versus Fletcher Flemson of Bride Wars.
My wife's favorite movie of all the movies I've been in,
she thinks Bride Wars is the best.
You know, everyone's entitled to their own taste, honey,
it's our anniversary today.
So for that reason, I'm gonna have Fletcher Flemson
beat out Andy Dwyer.
(record scratching)
No, no, I take it back.
Andy Dwyer's just too iconic.
Andy Dwyer for the win.
The Five-Year Engagement, Alex Eilhauer.
That was cool, he was a chef,
I got to work with Jason Segel on that.
I really kind of fell in love with that guy on that movie,
he's amazing
versus Disgusting Donald in oh, What's Your Number.
I'm going to go with Alex Eilhauer.
He's a chef and I get to learn how to sing in Spanish.
(singing in Spanish)
I don't remember how to say it anymore, but anyways.
Jurassic World, Owen Grady
versus Paul in the film, Her.
A lot of people don't know this, but I was in the film, Her.
As much as I did love Her and I love Joaquin
and I love Spike,
Owen Grady in Jurassic World is kind of a fan favorite,
so I'm gonna move forward with Owen Grady.
That brings us to the eight man bracket.
We got Bright Abbott versus Dan Forester.
Dan Forrester for the win, Tomorrow War.
Next we have Josh Faraday versus Peter Quill.
Going Peter Quill,
Guardians of the Galaxy
all day long.
Next Emmet versus Andy Dwyer.
Ooh, that's tough.
I'm gonna go with Andy Dwyer.
Seven seasons,
love my Parks and Rec cast
and I still have a lot of people that come up to me
and say that that's the favorite character I've ever played,
which is very flattering.
And then Alex Eilhauer versus Owen Grady.
I'm going Owen Grady.
So now we're down to four pretty iconic characters.
I'm so lucky, man I have a great career.
I'm really thankful.
We've got Andy Dwyer versus Owen Grady.
Both of them are pretty epic and iconic.
I'm gonna go with Owen Grady.
They both have theme park rides,
but Owen Grady's is a little bit better.
Dan Forester versus Peter Quill.
Dan Forester is a character that you may not even know,
unless you've seen The Tomorrow War.
Dan Forester versus Quill.
All right, I'm gonna go with Quill.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm going Peter Quill.
So I got Quill versus Grady,
Jurassic World versus Guardians of the Galaxy.
I mean the only winner I can think of is America.
I'll let you decide who's the better between those two.
One is an unstoppable force
and one is an immovable object
and the truth is the two cannot coexist
in the same universe.
It's just an opportunity to show my forearms.
Who has two thumbs and is a total douche?
Thank you for playing Rank Your Characters with me,
I'm Chris Pratt.
The Tomorrow War opens on July 2nd
only on Amazon Prime Video.
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